I nodded encouragingly. "It was about five years ago," Beth began. "We were friendly with a couple called Howard and Emma Forester - he was a company director, they had a very big house and were always throwing extravagant parties. Now David had a thing about Emma and was always saying how much he admired her. She has a vibrant very beautiful face and to my mind 'admire' was another way of saying that he fancied her. I didn't mind the fancying but I found it niggling to be constantly told about it. Anyway, at one of the parties David paired up with Emma as he usually did and the pair sat talking exclusively to each other but then suddenly they disappeared. I was immediately suspicious and checked all the downstairs rooms without success and that only left the bedrooms - I intended to check those as well but before I could go upstairs Howard collared me. He grabbed my arm, muttered what sounded like 'sauce for the goose' then bustled me into the library saying, 'Have I shown you my new Benedictine panelling?' I had already seen it, everybody had and he knew that - so getting me into the library showed that he knew Emma was out of the way and also indicated that he too thought she and Dave were at it somewhere upstairs."
Beth paused to light her first cigarette and then continued, "Howard had bought the panels at an auction of fittings from a stately home that was going to be demolished - they were reputed to have come originally from a monastery and said to be well over four hundred years old. He had them fitted down one wall of his study, the opposite side was bookshelves and the only other furniture in the room comprised a large red leather chesterfield and an absolutely massive, highly polished, mahogany desk. Howard was obviously set on revenge and so was I - I was also very drunk. I was wearing a long white silk evening dress slit to the hip, so I quite calmly removed my knickers and put them in my handbag, bunched the skirt of my dress up around the waist and asked, 'Where do you want me?' The chesterfield was the obvious place but I thought the desk might be a possibility. Amazingly he wanted a knee trembler with my back against the panelling. Now Howard is a big man with plenty of extra poundage due to drink and good living. Though doubtful, I let him lift me up and dutifully wrapped my legs round him but as he lurched against the wall, the carving on the wall panel dug into my bum and it hurt like hell. He might have got his dick into me but I don't know - I was in so much pain from behind that I was unaware of other sensation. He made two or three desperate thrusts but was gasping like a stranded fish, his face had gone very red and his eyes were bulging out. 'I think you better put me down Howard,' I suggested gently and he did."
The memory caused a smile to flit across Beth's face. "As soon as my feet were on the floor Howard staggered but before he could fall I caught his arm and helped him to the chesterfield. Looking down I saw that his now very limp penis was still sticking out through his zip but at that moment I heard the study door opening behind me. So blocking the view of anybody coming in through the door, I very quickly pushed his dick back where it belonged and even managed to pull the zip most of the way up but when I turned it was to find my husband and Emma staring at me. I explained that Howard had suffered a dizzy spell but said I had managed to get him into his study before any of the guests noticed. Dave in turn felt a need to tell me that they had been out on the veranda with Ted Lomax discussing the stars and that they were now in search of a book on astronomy. That is how the incident passed off but I couldn't help thinking that had Howard not felt a need to sexually defile his religious panels, our respective spouses might have walked in on us happily humping away on the chesterfield. Afterwards I preferred to think that Howard never got his thing in the slot and I excuse my involvement as a drunken misunderstanding."
"Were your husband and Emma any less innocent?" I asked.
"They were pure as driven snow. A few days later I came right out and asked Dave if he would like to screw her. He said, 'God no - she's far too thin for me. Actually it's because I don't fancy her at all that we get on so well. She has a fantastic mind and I enjoy talking to her. The trouble with talking seriously to a woman is that you can't look into her eyes for too long without it seeming to mean something and it's even worse to keep glancing down at her tits - and if you avoid looking at all, it appears insulting. I can talk to Emma for ages without the spectre of sex rearing up and spoiling everything'. So you see I was completely wrong about everything," Beth concluded.
"Has he ever cheated on you?"
"I don't know do I - he has got every opportunity in the world being away from home so much. From what I hear, guys who work away a lot do get their oats at least from time to time but I honestly don't believe that Dave does. I'm sure that I would know instinctively. He's not into sex much at all - when we first met he was a tiger for it but since the kids he has gradually lost interest and really only does what is expected of him. I have to say though that he has been a lot keener since Cyprus. I've thought about this a lot and I think it is all to do with adrenaline. People who get their adrenaline fix some other way have less need of sex - work is my husbands mistress not some other woman. His work is a constant ego trip for him - always walking onto a site and being the one man who can solve all their problems. He is always telling me how marvellous it is being the man of the moment."
"Forgetting Howard, I find it difficult to believe that you have gone through ten years of marriage without even contemplating infidelity. Almost all women in my experience do at least daydream about it."
Beth nodded. "You're right. I suspect that a lot the women I know do a lot more than daydream about it. None has ever admitted it to me straight out but there are always lots of hints and innuendo. Recently a famous Welsh pop star was at my health club during the day. That night my pal wished she had been there earlier and then went on to say, ' I'd be the first to throw my knickers on his stage - he can have me anytime he wants'. This might have been just light-hearted wishful thinking but she said it far too intensely. I could not help thinking that a woman who would so easily want to open her legs for an admitted but unattainable sex symbol was likely to do the same for real with some lesser mortal that she happened to fancy. The point is that up to that remark she had given the impression of being very happily married."
At this point I refreshed Beth's glass and then suggested that she might like to move onto the holiday part of the story. She took a sip of her drink and started, "Early on in June I took the kids to visit my parents. While they were playing in the garden my mother told that she and my father had taken a chalet at the coast for two weeks in August. 'The thing is that we would like to take the children with us this year if that is all right with you,' she said hesitantly. I had no objections but when I did not answer immediately she put her hand on mine and added, 'It is a good opportunity for you and David to get away somewhere completely by yourselves. Your dad and I think it might do the pair of you a world of good.' I suddenly loved the idea. My mind immediately went back to the honeymoon and I thought that a combination of sun, sand and hopefully a lot of relaxed sex might allow Dave and me to recapture something of what we had lost. When I got home, Dave was not averse to the prospect and as he had nothing major lined up for any time in August he said he would book himself holiday time the next day. The travel agent found us a very good deal for two weeks in Cyprus and the future looked very bright."
Beth gave a wry grin. "The next two months were marvellous full of anticipation and buying holiday clothes but the day before we were due to fly, while I was actually busy packing, David got a phone call. When he finished talking he told me that he had to fly to Germany instead of coming with me. He said, 'It will only be for three days and then I can join you. We will still have eleven days together and I'm sure you can amuse yourself until I get there'. I was livid but he claimed that it was one of those rare critical occasions. So I caught the plane to Cyprus by myself. I did not make friends with anybody on the way there but I reckon I was probably rather surly and uncommunicative. At the hotel I got the luggage to my room then had a meal in the restaurant. Afterwards my only plan for the evening was to unpack everything and then go to bed but I suddenly thought 'Sod it, I am certainly not going to mope in my room until Dave arrives.' So I unpacked just one little dress, put on more make-up than I usually wear and took myself down to the bar."
"All by yourself, that was a bit brave of you."