Note.
The dictionary defines Cuckold simply as a man whose wife has committed adultery. However, in recent years a more restricted definition has gained widespread acceptance, meaning specifically a husband who is aware of his wife's infidelity but chooses to tolerate it. This particular tale is an almost classic example of the making of a modern cuckold and is worthy of reading on that basis but those in search of only the more raunchy paragraphs might be advised to look elsewhere.
Cyprus Affair
I answered the phone to hear a woman's voice ask, "Has David Thwaites got an appointment to see you on Wednesday afternoon?"
"Who wants to know?" I stalled. The nature of my research required strict confidentiality so I preferred to conduct my interviews on a one to one basis with nobody else knowing anything about it.
"I'm his wife Beth, Beth Thwaites," she said straight away. "Dave is going to tell you how I cheated on him while on holiday and I wondered if you might like to hear my side of the story first. I spotted that he had marked your advert in a magazine and then, doing a bit of detective work, I found that he had left Wednesday afternoon clear in his appointment diary for no apparent reason - it was enough to put two and two together. Can I come and see you?"
Had I been busy I would have refused. So many of my interviews had been conducted with only the cuckolded husband that hearing from only the occasional errant wife would not produce any meaningful statistics. However, I had Tuesday completely free and I was a bit intrigued. "I can give you a couple of hours from 2 p.m. on Tuesday," I told her.
Beth Thwaites was a very long way from being unattractive with the kind of rounded figure that I really appreciated and I would have placed her a good four or five years younger than the thirty-two years she later admitted to. She was wearing a dress with the length and fit striking the exact balance between tarty and staid. I watched intently as she crossed her extremely shapely legs, but the businesslike way she did it, showed that there was no interest in striking sparks off me. This was completely understandable but it didn't do much for my morale. Feeling no need for a relaxant, I gave Beth a straight forward refreshing drink and then sat back smiling pleasantly as encouragement for her to begin the story. "I had sex with a guy in Cyprus while my husband was stuck in Germany," she said.
"I gathered the important part of that from the telephone," I told her gently. "To start I am more interested in the background detail - that is knowing about you, your husband and how you were feeling about the state of your marriage before this happened."
"We have been married for ten years and have two children, eight and six. Dave has a very good job and provides us with a high standard of living so I have no grumbles about that at all. He is also an exceptional father and I believe that he also considers himself a good husband. His job is a large part of the problem because he enjoys it too much and I am often left feeling that he thinks more of his job than he does of me. He's always travelling round the country and abroad, so on average he is away from home for at least three days every week but is always home at weekends. When Paul was born he stipulated to his employers that he would only work weekends when there was a desperate crisis and since then it has only happened three times. This means that he is able to give the kids quality time every Saturday and Sunday but between his work and the children, I tend to get left out. I also suspect that he uses work as an excuse to get out of things he doesn't want to do. For example, when I want to go somewhere that he is not keen on, something to do with his work always crops up to stop us going, no matter how long it has been arranged."
Mentally I ticked off 'resentment' - a very common factor behind infidelity. "Did this Cyprus incident happen out of the blue?" I asked. I was trying to subtly find out if there had been any previous unfaithfulness or even any leanings that way.
"Yes completely out of the blue. All my marriage I have never even considered going with another man, well not seriously," Beth confirmed, but then blushed, put a hand up to her mouth and said, "Oh God, I suppose I ought to tell you about that."
I nodded encouragingly. "It was about five years ago," Beth began. "We were friendly with a couple called Howard and Emma Forester - he was a company director, they had a very big house and were always throwing extravagant parties. Now David had a thing about Emma and was always saying how much he admired her. She has a vibrant very beautiful face and to my mind 'admire' was another way of saying that he fancied her. I didn't mind the fancying but I found it niggling to be constantly told about it. Anyway, at one of the parties David paired up with Emma as he usually did and the pair sat talking exclusively to each other but then suddenly they disappeared. I was immediately suspicious and checked all the downstairs rooms without success and that only left the bedrooms - I intended to check those as well but before I could go upstairs Howard collared me. He grabbed my arm, muttered what sounded like 'sauce for the goose' then bustled me into the library saying, 'Have I shown you my new Benedictine panelling?' I had already seen it, everybody had and he knew that - so getting me into the library showed that he knew Emma was out of the way and also indicated that he too thought she and Dave were at it somewhere upstairs."
Beth paused to light her first cigarette and then continued, "Howard had bought the panels at an auction of fittings from a stately home that was going to be demolished - they were reputed to have come originally from a monastery and said to be well over four hundred years old. He had them fitted down one wall of his study, the opposite side was bookshelves and the only other furniture in the room comprised a large red leather chesterfield and an absolutely massive, highly polished, mahogany desk. Howard was obviously set on revenge and so was I - I was also very drunk. I was wearing a long white silk evening dress slit to the hip, so I quite calmly removed my knickers and put them in my handbag, bunched the skirt of my dress up around the waist and asked, 'Where do you want me?' The chesterfield was the obvious place but I thought the desk might be a possibility. Amazingly he wanted a knee trembler with my back against the panelling. Now Howard is a big man with plenty of extra poundage due to drink and good living. Though doubtful, I let him lift me up and dutifully wrapped my legs round him but as he lurched against the wall, the carving on the wall panel dug into my bum and it hurt like hell. He might have got his dick into me but I don't know - I was in so much pain from behind that I was unaware of other sensation. He made two or three desperate thrusts but was gasping like a stranded fish, his face had gone very red and his eyes were bulging out. 'I think you better put me down Howard,' I suggested gently and he did."
The memory caused a smile to flit across Beth's face. "As soon as my feet were on the floor Howard staggered but before he could fall I caught his arm and helped him to the chesterfield. Looking down I saw that his now very limp penis was still sticking out through his zip but at that moment I heard the study door opening behind me. So blocking the view of anybody coming in through the door, I very quickly pushed his dick back where it belonged and even managed to pull the zip most of the way up but when I turned it was to find my husband and Emma staring at me. I explained that Howard had suffered a dizzy spell but said I had managed to get him into his study before any of the guests noticed. Dave in turn felt a need to tell me that they had been out on the veranda with Ted Lomax discussing the stars and that they were now in search of a book on astronomy. That is how the incident passed off but I couldn't help thinking that had Howard not felt a need to sexually defile his religious panels, our respective spouses might have walked in on us happily humping away on the chesterfield. Afterwards I preferred to think that Howard never got his thing in the slot and I excuse my involvement as a drunken misunderstanding."
"Were your husband and Emma any less innocent?" I asked.
"They were pure as driven snow. A few days later I came right out and asked Dave if he would like to screw her. He said, 'God no - she's far too thin for me. Actually it's because I don't fancy her at all that we get on so well. She has a fantastic mind and I enjoy talking to her. The trouble with talking seriously to a woman is that you can't look into her eyes for too long without it seeming to mean something and it's even worse to keep glancing down at her tits - and if you avoid looking at all, it appears insulting. I can talk to Emma for ages without the spectre of sex rearing up and spoiling everything'. So you see I was completely wrong about everything," Beth concluded.
"Has he ever cheated on you?"