I was a healthy young man in my 20's. By healthy I guess I should give a few more details. Six foot plus, 200 pounds plus (muscle not fat), lightly tanned due to regular outside work, strong as an ox and a lot smarter than that ox.
It was currently a Thursday afternoon and normally I'd be working but the job I was doing finished early and I wasn't due to start the next one until Friday, so I went fishing.
I lived up in the mountains with a considerable distance between neighbours. The stream where I went fishing was only about a mile away, mainly downhill. (Or uphill, depending on the way you were going.) I gathered my fishing gear and trotted off.
There was a nice pool where my stream joined with another that was always good for a trout or two, depending on my patience. I settled down and went to work, if you can call fishing work. Half an hour later I had two fat trout in my bucket and called it quits. Trout keep fresher in the water and swimming around than in my freezer.
The weather was a little on the warm side (hot in other words) so I decided to take a dip. I stripped off and dived in. Bathers? You're kidding. Who was I going to offend? The fish or a passing deer? Who cared?
I got in some relaxing exercise, floated for a while, and finally made my way to the bank and ashore. I relaxed in the sun while I dried off. Getting dressed soaking wet is the pits.
It turned out that maybe I should have got dressed faster because I was just considering doing that when I heard a startled gasp and an indignant exclamation.
"You're naked!"
Turning my head I beheld a lovely young woman who looked a couple of years younger than me - say 20. She was looking scandalised. She was also looking I noted.
"Ah, yes, I am," I admitted, "but so are you under your clothes."
Now if a young man (me) is naked and a pretty young thing (her) is looking at him with an interested expression certain bodily functions take place. My cock started swelling towards semi-tumescence while her eyes started opening wider and her blush deepened. Taking this as approval my cock came to full tumescence very quickly, almost twanging as it snapped to attention.
She was standing on one foot, the other just touching the ground with a toe, ready to flee.
"I'm Ezekiel, better known as Zeke. I thought I knew everyone around here but you're new. Have you got a name and where do you live?"
"Um, I'm Catherine, but people call me Kate. I'm Carl's wife. Um, if you want to talk do you mind getting dressed?"
I'd heard that Carl had got married but it hadn't concerned me so I'd just noted the fact and ignored it.
"Yes. I'm comfortable like this. How long have you been married?"
"About three months and I'm not. Doesn't that hurt?"
"I'd have thought a new bride would know about that sort of thing," I murmured, "and why would it hurt? Carl has one and has he ever complained that it hurt?"
"Not like that he hasn't," she snapped. "That's too big. It must hurt."
Interesting. Carl had a teeny weenie. Not that I'd ever use that knowledge to embarrass him.
"They come in assorted sizes," I pointed out, "but basically they all work the same. Whether they feel the same I wouldn't know, being of the wrong sex."