This is a true story, but I have changed the names.
I was 26 and living in a small Midwestern town at the time, and attending the University, which was about 10 miles away, for a degree in business. I had bought my own house and was living there alone. The neighborhood was pretty nice. My next door neighbors, Janet and Mike, would always say hello and were more than willing to help if I needed something. Jeff was around 40, about 5'10" and average in weight. Janet was a very nice looking brunette, 36 years old and in very good shape, about 5' 7", 130 pounds. She was always asking how things were going with my girlfriend. I had had a few relationships while I was there, but nothing too serious. The longest relationship I had lasted a year and a half (off and on) with Jen, a 22 year old blonde with a nice little body. But that's all she was. Jen had that bubbly personality which I just couldn't get along with.
It was two weeks after I had broken up with Jen when it happened. Janet came by rather unexpectedly, and asked to come in and talk. I let her in, and asked her what she wanted to talk about. We sat down at the kitchen table, and made small talk while I made us a couple glasses of iced tea and sat down next to her. The conversation really wasn't going anywhere but around in circles. I didn't say anything, but it didn't seem to me that she was saying what she came over to say. She asked me how things were going with Jen, and I told her that we had broken up.
"I thought something was going on, because I haven't seen her around for awhile"
"Is that what you came to talk about Janet?" I asked.
She was hesitant, "No. I came to ask you something."
"Okay, shoot."
She looked down towards the floor and said, "I-I don't know how else to say this, so I'll just say it. I want to know, does size make a difference?"
Looking back on it now, I must have been some kind of idiot. It didn't hit me as to what in the hell she was talking about.
"What are you talking about?"
"Does the size of a man's penis make a difference?" she said looking up at me this time.
"I don't think you should be asking me that question, hun. Maybe you should ask one of your female friends."
"I already have, and some said yes, some said no, and some, like me, said they don't know."
