I like surprising my wife, and I do so as often as possible. This Halloween would be no exception. I have a big bash planned, and I only tell her what she needs to know.
Just like every year, it would be held at our house. We have a huge place, and could accommodate dozens of guests.
"So, what are you planning on being this year?" I asked.
"Everyone always teases me for being so white, I thought I would go as Casper the friendly ghost" she said with a grin.
"A sheet is not very sexy." I reminded her.
"Oh...I didn't know I was suppose to be sexy." she responded with that evil grin. "What do you want me to be?"
"You can be a goblin, or whatever, just make it sexy." I told her. "I want you to be the hottest looking lady there." At five foot two, blonde hair, blue eyes, and a rack even Bullwinkle would be envious of, I had no doubt she would be the sexiest one there no matter what she wore.
We spent Halloween day getting the place ready. I knew she wouldn't last long.
"OK, every year you surprise me, what is it this year?" she finally had to ask.
"Simple. This year it's a game of trick or treat. All you have to do is guess the theme of the party."
"Uh...that sounds too easy, what's the catch?" she asked suspiciously.
"No catch. If you guess wrong, then you down a shot of whiskey, that's the trick. If you guess right, then you get the surprise I have waiting for you. That's the treat." She looked at me with that "I think I'm in trouble" look.
"It sounds like I win either way." she said.
"Actually, we both win." I told her. She knew better than to question me on it.
"I guess I better get ready!" she said as she disappeared upstairs.
I stepped into the guest room and donned my "Master of Ceremonies" outfit, complete with top hat and tails. I was prancing about in the living room, when she descended the staircase. I was speechless. She liked my costume, but I loved hers. She was wearing a sheet over her head. A very short sheet that came to mid thigh. It was shredded all the way around, in some places, up to her hips. There were two small holes for her eyes, and one big round one for her mouth. It was supposed to look scary, but it just turned me on. She had white lace nylons held up with garters, and a matching white thong. A tube top was supposed to keep her nipples from poking through the thin sheet, but it wasn't doing a very good job.
She raised her arms up, and floated around the room. I wonder if she knew her tight little buns peeked out from underneath whenever she flapped her arms. You could be sure I wasn't about to tell her.
The first guests arrived at six o'clock, Bob and John, both dressed as pirates.
"Oh, oh! A nautical theme, right?" she asked excitedly.
"Wrong." I said as I handed her the first of many shot glasses that night.
A few minutes later "Freddy Kruger, and Al Capone" knocked on the door.
"Oh...villains...right?"
"Wrong." I handed her another drink, which she dutifully downed.
By nine o'clock, all of the guests had arrived, and my wife was thoroughly smashed. She would flutter around much to the delight of all who watched. At one point she headed down the hall, and I followed her into the bathroom. I reached up under her sheet and slid her panties down to her ankles and helped her sit on the toilet. As she peed, I casually slipped her thong off from around her feet and stuffed the flimsy garment into my pocket. She was none the wiser, as she drifted back out into the party. Most of the standing guests couldn't tell, but those that were sitting down had a great shot whenever she came flitting by.