I met John and Karen on a sunny day at my home. I had just finished my new patio the week before and was having a BBQ to celebrate. I recently started my own business so the attendees were diverse. In addition to guys from the fire house I had invited a handful of work colleagues and opened the invite to friends of friends. John and Karen were friends of some of my new business partners.
Karen was outgoing and had a bubbly personality John was far more reserved but very friendly. Karen was a tan petite brunette, her long legs led up to a nice firm toned butt. She was very thin and had a set of spectacular C cups that stood proudly in her white t shirt. John was thin with a little extra weight and much shorter than me he wore coke bottle glasses.
The banter remained light and airy. I quickly sensed that Karen was politely flirting with me but John didn't appear to mind much at all. The evening wrapped up nicely and most of my guests left for the night. The few that remained sat around on my couch finishing the rest of their beers. Karen sat on her husbands lap contributing to the boisterous conversation.
Us firefighters were giving each other our typical ribbing poking fun at each others personality quirks and the like. Karen seemed to be enjoying the sarcastic atmosphere. The focus had been mostly on giving the junior firefighter a hard time about his bald head.
"What are you 24 how are you so bald already?" One of the guys said as he slapped the kids back.
"Well I still get more girls than any of you old men." The junior guy snapped back which ushered a laugh from Karen.
"You don't get more girls than Chris with that monster of his." One of the guys hollered over the dull roar of the room. My eyes lowered sensing that it was my turn to be the center of the shit talking. It was a well known fact that I had an extremely large penis and was a constant center of joking at the fire house. My penis is a little over 9 inches and its really thick, that coupled with the fact that its almost that big flaccid. Obviously I provide quite the spectacle in the bulge department.
"Yeah what do you feed that thing anyway?" One of the guys laughed.
My face burned with embarrassment as the guys all laughed at my expense. I glanced at Karen and her eyes were fixated on my prominent bulge. She must not have noticed up until this point or perhaps thought her eyes were playing tricks on her. Johns face burned red much the same as mine perhaps not used to this kind of banter around his office.
The evening came to an end and I said good bye to all my guests and retreated to my room for some much needed rest. Once in bed I spent a few minutes playing with my phone scrolling threw Facebook. A notification of two new friend requests popped up on my phone. One request was from John and the other was from Karen. I didn't think much of it and nodded off to sleep.
A week went by before a message appeared in my inbox from Karen.
"Hi thanks for having us the other night." Karen messaged me to my surprise.
"Hey no problem I thought you guys were a lot of fun." I answered not knowing how to take this situation.
"Yeah we should get together again soon maybe get a drink or something." She responded and put a smile emoji at the end.
"I would love that when are you guys free." I said trying to feel out the intention of this unprompted invitation.
"How about this Saturday?" She asked immediately.
I didn't know how to react to this. I did enjoy there company. Was I meant to bring a date. I have a live in submissive slave perhaps they understood her to be my girlfriend. I wondered still if this was business related. I had done some business with Johns office before but he was an engineer of some kind what could he need from a Firefighter and an emergency manager.
"Yeah Saturday works, Should I bring anything?" I said again trying to gauge the purpose of this interaction.
"Well did you mean besides that monster of yours? LMAO!! :P :P." She said resuming the banter from the other night.
"I never leave home without him lol." I quipped back at this married women on the other end on the screen.
"Yeah I remember lol, We can finally answer the question what do you feed that thing over dinner." She said suddenly the tone felt far more obviously sexual.
I became hesitant about the tone of this conversation.
"Blondes mostly lol, But I don't know how John would feel about me feeding my monster at the table." I said taking a step back from the obvious sexual tension.
"Well actually you might be surprised about that..." She said implying something but I couldn't guess as to what.
I reread the last message puzzled.
"Well I will see you guys Saturday then." I said and then we swapped information set a time and place and I logged off.
I spent the next few days both confused and excited about my dinner plans with John and Karen. We had gotten along famously perhaps this was nothing more than that. Saturday finally rolled around with anticipation. I walked into the restaurant and scouted for the couple. I saw Karen sitting at the bar sipping a red wine her long black hair up in a pony tail.
I joined her at the bar with a hug and an exchange of pleasantries.
"Where is John, Is he in the bathroom?" I asked not wanting to assume anything unusual about the night.
"He actually couldn't make it so its just you and me." Karen said with a worried look on her face.
"Oh that's really too bad I was looking forward to seeing him." I said not wanting to seem suspicious of her intentions. Him not being here got the gears in my head turning. I suspected that Karen had interest in a little more than just dinner. Normally I would be excited about this hot thirty somethings interest in me.
"Me and John actually had a little argument." Karen said fiddling with her glass.
The last thing I wanted was marital drama. John and Karen had two kids to consider and I sensed the direction this was going. "Look Karen I really don't want to insert myself into any marital issues, I can be here for you guys as a friend but I don't want to be a home wrecker." I said with a tone of sympathy in my voice.
"Well I didn't want you to get involved either its John that's obsessed with the idea, He really flipped our relationship on its head telling me that." Karen said sighing to herself.
Now I was really confused. "What do you mean?" I asked just wanting to get to the point.
"He told me to ask you out, He became obsessed with the idea of seeing me with another man, He showed me a ton of pornos about wives sleeping with other men and he confessed that this is his biggest fantasy, I freaked out when he told me but he wouldn't give the idea up, He messaged you himself on my profile, When I found out he had done that I threatened to divorce him, I don't know why I came tonight in a way I am giving him what he wants I'm out with another man and he doesn't even know that I am here." Karen said chuckling sadly at the irony of the situation.
I was stunned and confused. John was the one who had messaged me. Karen came tonight even though she was against her husbands fantasy of seeing her with another man. Why me? Why would he want this?
"Karen I don't even know what to say, So he doesn't know your here even though it was his idea." I asked quizzically.
"Yeah he made these plans pretending to be me, I got so mad at him for it that we haven't spoken much at all since I found out, I couldn't get myself to tell him I was coming here tonight, I just.. I don't know, I guess I thought just because he is an ass and has this stupid fantasy that I don't know how to feel about.. I guess I just still wanted to see you." Karen said tripping over her words.
"Well its okay you do sound like you need a drink." I said and ordered another round.
We talked for a while over many drinks. Karen vented to me about how her husband had deceived her and how she felt about it. As we both got more tipsy the conversation turned sexual.
"So yeah basically my husband is an asshole and a freak apparently but at least he has good taste in men." Karen said laughing loudly.
"Well I guess that's a compliment." I said laughing along.
"So how big is that monster of yours?" She asked coyly and glanced down at my massive bulge.
"Well I would show you but that would just be giving your asshole husband exactly what he wants." I laughed and my eyes dipped down to her deep cleavage.
"It looks gigantic I have to say." She giggled still staring at my slacks.
"Its pretty big it gets me a lot of attention." I said trying to not stare at this married women for too long.
"Well I am not surprised it looks like you have a football in your pants and that's not even it hard?" Karen said her eyes widening.
"Well if you keep staring at it and talking about it like that it wont be soft for long." I whispered as my cock slowly began to harden. Karen exaggerated her staring in an effort to show her desire to see it hard. I chuckled at her but my cock betrayed me. My cock gained rigidity and slowly stretched down my leg inch by inch.
