I met John and Karen on a sunny day at my home. I had just finished my new patio the week before and was having a BBQ to celebrate. I recently started my own business so the attendees were diverse. In addition to guys from the fire house I had invited a handful of work colleagues and opened the invite to friends of friends. John and Karen were friends of some of my new business partners.
Karen was outgoing and had a bubbly personality John was far more reserved but very friendly. Karen was a tan petite brunette, her long legs led up to a nice firm toned butt. She was very thin and had a set of spectacular C cups that stood proudly in her white t shirt. John was thin with a little extra weight and much shorter than me he wore coke bottle glasses.
The banter remained light and airy. I quickly sensed that Karen was politely flirting with me but John didn't appear to mind much at all. The evening wrapped up nicely and most of my guests left for the night. The few that remained sat around on my couch finishing the rest of their beers. Karen sat on her husbands lap contributing to the boisterous conversation.
Us firefighters were giving each other our typical ribbing poking fun at each others personality quirks and the like. Karen seemed to be enjoying the sarcastic atmosphere. The focus had been mostly on giving the junior firefighter a hard time about his bald head.
"What are you 24 how are you so bald already?" One of the guys said as he slapped the kids back.
"Well I still get more girls than any of you old men." The junior guy snapped back which ushered a laugh from Karen.
"You don't get more girls than Chris with that monster of his." One of the guys hollered over the dull roar of the room. My eyes lowered sensing that it was my turn to be the center of the shit talking. It was a well known fact that I had an extremely large penis and was a constant center of joking at the fire house. My penis is a little over 9 inches and its really thick, that coupled with the fact that its almost that big flaccid. Obviously I provide quite the spectacle in the bulge department.
"Yeah what do you feed that thing anyway?" One of the guys laughed.
My face burned with embarrassment as the guys all laughed at my expense. I glanced at Karen and her eyes were fixated on my prominent bulge. She must not have noticed up until this point or perhaps thought her eyes were playing tricks on her. Johns face burned red much the same as mine perhaps not used to this kind of banter around his office.
The evening came to an end and I said good bye to all my guests and retreated to my room for some much needed rest. Once in bed I spent a few minutes playing with my phone scrolling threw Facebook. A notification of two new friend requests popped up on my phone. One request was from John and the other was from Karen. I didn't think much of it and nodded off to sleep.
A week went by before a message appeared in my inbox from Karen.
"Hi thanks for having us the other night." Karen messaged me to my surprise.
"Hey no problem I thought you guys were a lot of fun." I answered not knowing how to take this situation.
"Yeah we should get together again soon maybe get a drink or something." She responded and put a smile emoji at the end.
"I would love that when are you guys free." I said trying to feel out the intention of this unprompted invitation.
"How about this Saturday?" She asked immediately.
I didn't know how to react to this. I did enjoy there company. Was I meant to bring a date. I have a live in submissive slave perhaps they understood her to be my girlfriend. I wondered still if this was business related. I had done some business with Johns office before but he was an engineer of some kind what could he need from a Firefighter and an emergency manager.
"Yeah Saturday works, Should I bring anything?" I said again trying to gauge the purpose of this interaction.
"Well did you mean besides that monster of yours? LMAO!! :P :P." She said resuming the banter from the other night.
"I never leave home without him lol." I quipped back at this married women on the other end on the screen.
"Yeah I remember lol, We can finally answer the question what do you feed that thing over dinner." She said suddenly the tone felt far more obviously sexual.
I became hesitant about the tone of this conversation.
"Blondes mostly lol, But I don't know how John would feel about me feeding my monster at the table." I said taking a step back from the obvious sexual tension.
"Well actually you might be surprised about that..." She said implying something but I couldn't guess as to what.
I reread the last message puzzled.
"Well I will see you guys Saturday then." I said and then we swapped information set a time and place and I logged off.
I spent the next few days both confused and excited about my dinner plans with John and Karen. We had gotten along famously perhaps this was nothing more than that. Saturday finally rolled around with anticipation. I walked into the restaurant and scouted for the couple. I saw Karen sitting at the bar sipping a red wine her long black hair up in a pony tail.
I joined her at the bar with a hug and an exchange of pleasantries.
"Where is John, Is he in the bathroom?" I asked not wanting to assume anything unusual about the night.
"He actually couldn't make it so its just you and me." Karen said with a worried look on her face.
"Oh that's really too bad I was looking forward to seeing him." I said not wanting to seem suspicious of her intentions. Him not being here got the gears in my head turning. I suspected that Karen had interest in a little more than just dinner. Normally I would be excited about this hot thirty somethings interest in me.
"Me and John actually had a little argument." Karen said fiddling with her glass.
