I never wear deodorant. Having smelly, all-natural armpits has health benefits, but it also helps me easily separate the men from the boys, or the Bulls from the cuckolds.
Last week, I went to the local gym. I was wearing my usual: a cotton sports bra and shorts. I noticed the air conditioning was off. After about half an hour, I was drenched. The creases under my arms were wet and stinky, and my short stubble stuck to my skin! Beads of sweat ran down my forehead and all over my belly. My feet, inside my socks and shoes, were surely building up a stink as well.
That was when the fun began. I drove home and, waiting on the couch were my two favorite men: Dileep and Tyrone, boyfriend and husband.
As usual, I hugged Dileep first. I felt his muscular arms pull my body close to his and heard him inhale deeply through his nose. His cock hardened to its full 9 inches and I smiled as my Bull passed the test. My natural armpit odor alone had quickly aroused him.
Next was the part I was less excited about. I hugged my husband, Tyrone. When I first married a black man, I expected him to have a large penis. After all, porn always centers the "big black cock." However, Tyrone is among the millions of blacks with small penises (his is below 4 inches in length). I hugged him, knowing all too well what would occur. He held his breath for a couple of seconds, then reluctantly inhaled my musk. Tyrone started coughing and almost threw up, all the while maintaining a soft 1-inch nub between his legs.
"1-0 me," Dileep proudly said.
I took off my bra and put my arms above my head, exposing my armpits. Sitting on the couch between Dileep and Tyrone, I grinned seductively as I yelled "Ready. Set. Sniff!"
They were off. This was the part of the test we called the sniff-off, where both men sniffed one armpit for as long as they could without having to breathe through their mouths. A couple of seconds passed, and my husband ran to the bathroom to do his business. I didn't care what he was doing, but I loved that my Bull was enjoying my armpit odor.
"2-0 me. I win," my Bull said when Tyrone returned.