This is a conversation between a husband and wife. The husband has once again told his wife that he'd like her to cuckold him.
WIFE
Is this something you really want? Are you sure?
HUSBAND
For sure.
WIFE
For sure? How can you be so sure?
HUSBAND
I just am. You were really really sure you wanted a child back when we got pregnant. It's like that.
WIFE
But what if I fall in love and want to divorce you and marry him? You are replaceable.
HUSBAND
Hah. I doubt that'll happen. We're too good together. You wouldn't do that.
WIFE
There are always greener pastures darling.
HUSBAND
We're not cows.
WIFE
But a new man...could be exciting, new experiences. What if he loved to travel?
HUSBAND
We're too good together for you to leave me for just...better sex.
WIFE
There's more to another man than just sex.
HUSBAND
I know that. At least in my head. What I think you'd enjoy is the freedom.
WIFE
Freedom?
HUSBAND
Yeah. I want you to open the door...the freedom to enjoy another man. That's all. To enjoy his interest in you or...you know, enjoy his cock.
WIFE
It's that last part you think about most isn't it? Me enjoying another man's hard cock.... That really turns you on?
HUSBAND
Yeah. Yeah. That's it. For sure.
WIFE
For sure. You're so sure.
HUSBAND
For sure I'm for sure.
WIFE
You nut.
HUSBAND
And I know you'd want... you'd want more than just sex.
WIFE
I might. It might surprise you what I'd like.
HUSBAND
You'd be okay with just sex?
WIFE
I might. I'm not sure you'd be able to handle anything else.
HUSBAND
Handle what else?
WIFE
Handle me...having a man I really cared about. Who wanted take me out, buy me gifts, take me to Seattle for a sailing weekend.
HUSBAND
We could go to Seattle for a sailing trip.
WIFE
Yes we could... but it'd be exciting to be asked to go by another man.
HUSBAND
Really. I mean...I
know you'd need more than sex but a trip?
WIFE
Yes, to answer your question, yes I would need more than sex. Maybe not a travel partner but more than sex.
HUSBAND
I know...you've told me you were sure you could love more than one man.
WIFE
Would you be comfortable knowing I loved another man?
HUSBAND
I can't say. It hasn't happened.
WIFE
What if I told you it has happened?
HUSBAND
What do you mean?
WIFE
I've known for years that you were interested.... Do you think I haven't thought about it?
HUSBAND
I thought you'd tell me if you wanted to really do it.
WIFE
I've told you I'd consider it. I've never said no.
HUSBAND
I thought we'd talk... before we looked for a man.
WIFE
Yes. I know you thought that.
HUSBAND
Are you interested now?
WIFE
Yes. I am. In fact I've... found a man.
HUSBAND
You already have a man in mind.
WIFE
More than that.
HUSBAND
Why haven't you brought this up?
WIFE
I wasn't comfortable telling you until just now...I've been waiting for the right moment.
HUSBAND
Why? If you knew I wanted....
WIFE
I wanted it for myself.
HUSBAND
For yourself?
WIFE
Just for me. I wanted an affair...just for me.
HUSBAND
But...what...you could have had it for yourself. I'd have said yes. I love the idea. I've always wanted to make it...make it a reality.
WIFE
It's taken me time to figure out what I wanted. I had mixed feelings.
HUSBAND
That's why we needed to talk.
WIFE
It's taken a long time to believe you really... really wanted this.....Listen I'D NEVER, never want you to have an affair. It would never turn me on.
HUSBAND
But this is different. It wouldn't be an affair. It would be something we do together.
WIFE
But that's the other part. Like I just said. If we were going to do it...I needed to do it... just for me. To see how I...I...me how I liked it.
HUSBAND
But this is something we enjoy together.
WIFE
That's your version darling. I have my own version.
HUSBAND
What's that?
WIFE
It's what I just said.
Where it's private. Or more private. It's just for me. That's how I'd feel most comfortable. So yes I decided...
I decided I wanted to cuckold you. My way.
HUSBAND
So...but...you've been having an affair?
WIFE
Yes. Yes. Yes. I've been having an affair.
HUSBAND (Disbelief)
I can't believe.... After I've told you a hundred times how...
WIFE
Yes. I've been cheating on you...because you wanted me...told me...you wanted me...TO CHEAT ON YOU. Isn't that...hilarious?
HUSBAND
No,...... NO it's not....you've been doing it and not telling me. It's not fair. You've lied. That's not what I wanted.
How long has it been going on?
WIFE
For almost a year. After it started I thought you'd guess what was going on. I mean... you've really wanted to be a cuckold. I left all kinds of tell tale signs. Did you ever suspect...
HUSBAND
No. Never. Never.
WIFE
That's funny. For a guy so turned on by the idea of his wife having sex with another man you never suspected I was having sex right under...when it was right under your nose.
HUSBAND
It's not funny. Are you kidding? It hurts. A lot.
WIFE
It is funny. And if it hurts maybe it was best left just a fantasy. Maybe you need to realize just how UNSURE you really are about cuckolding and not have been so confident about something it seems you really weren't.
HUSBAND
But you lied.
WIFE
I had too... to play your game my way. You don't make the rules. And anyway...all
that's past. It's Edward.
HUSBAND
Edward?
WIFE
Yes. Our friend. Who was just over for dinner.
You should have known. I wanted to see just how far I could take it before you found out. It became a kind of thrill. I wanted to get caught...I thought getting caught would be a big turn-on for YOU.
HUSBAND
You're kidding? You been having an affair with Edward? My Call of Duty teammate.
WIFE
For almost a year.
HUSBAND
Having sex with him?
WIFE
Yep... having sex with him. He's good.
HUSBAND
He's good in bed?
WIFE
Yep. And I've been hoping to get caught. But... you never caught me. The only guy who caught us having sex was...was Jonathan.
HUSBAND
Jonathan? What do you mean, what happened?
WIFE
Remember when we were at O'Malley's on St Patrick's night?
Remember I told you I was going out to the car to get my sweater. I whispered to you to come find me if I wasn't back in five minutes?
HUSBAND
No.
WIFE
I was meeting Edward in back of the bar by the fence behind the dumpster right next to our car. I had a skirt on and no panties. You knew that. I showed you.
HUSBAND
I don't remember.
WIFE
I whispered for you to come get me... I said someone might take advantage of me in the parking lot. It was a hint...the kind of cuckold hint I thought you'd play along with.
HUSBAND