Even though we fell asleep after midnight I awoke when the sunlight filtered into the room. Our positions reversed sometime during the night. I was now pressed against her buttocks.
My cock was hard, no doubt from me needing to urinate than being aroused. Nonetheless I pressed it between her cheeks enjoying the feel of her flesh around my cock. "Now this is a way to wake up," I thought.
I lay there a few more minutes and caressed her right breast. She didn't stir, but her nipple did stiffen. I thought about turning her over and sucking on her breasts and eating her until she woke up, but decided to let her rest. I sadly extricated my penis from between her cheeks and got up, padded over to the bathroom, hard-on swaying.
I turned on the shower and my urgency to urinate became greater. I peed, flushed the toilet then got in the shower. I let the warm water massage me as I soaped down. I thought about last night and how much I enjoyed it. Today was Wednesday; the party was in four days. I got out of the shower, dried off, noticed I still didn't need to shave, brushed my teeth, combed my hair, and applied deodorant. I looked at my reflection in the mirror and admitted I liked my new appearance. I went into the bedroom and looked at the clock radio. It was only 5:15. I put on a pair of long pajamas and a t-shirt and went into the kitchen where I made a pot of coffee. I took the towels out of the dryer and folded them as the coffee percolated.
After I folded towels I returned to our bedroom and gathered up the dirty clothes. I started another load of wash, emptied the dishwasher, set the table for breakfast and decided on the morning menu. I drank a cup of coffee and started on a second. It was now 6 o'clock and I still had a half-hour to kill.
I went into the family room and sat down on the couch resting my legs on the coffee table. I nursed my coffee and reflected on the previous evening. My thoughts centered on Frank and Jean. I couldn't help but picture them having intercourse. I imagined what it was like to be Jean having Frank her with his large cock, being brought to orgasm in a savage poling session. I fantasized Frank fucking me. My thoughts then drifted to Jean and how she secretly desired to be a man and to have a woman lover. Our relationship is really getting crazy I thought.
I had the radio on low and I heard the d.j. say it was 6:30. I grudgingly ceased my daydreaming and woke the kids up. Certain they were going to get out of bed I began breakfast. I let Jean sleep. I finished dressing while the kids ate. As they gathered their school bags I quickly cleaned off the breakfast dishes and put them in the dishwasher. I poured a last cup of coffee and took it with me as we headed out the door. On the way to school my thoughts now drifted to the coming evening. The kids went into school and I drove off after ensuring they were safely inside.
I drove to work wondering what Jean would do to me tonight. Work was anything but routine. There were a few crises my bosses overreacted to. I worked through lunch, then decided to take an early afternoon break. Certain the locker room was empty I decided to take a quick run. I was in luck. No one was in the locker room as I changed clothes. I did a quick stretch, remembering how I teased Frank, and began my run. I felt very energetic and thought it must be from all the sex Jean and I are lately having.
I returned to the gym and entered the locker room. I was sweating and needed a shower. The room was empty and I stripped, wrapped a towel around my waist and proceeded to the shower. I had intended to take a quick shower, but the water felt good. I let it beat on my shoulders and back. I heard someone enter the shower and I turned away from him. I was suddenly very conscious of not having any body hair.
I imagined he was looking at me thinking, "Freak."
I turned off the shower and moved towards my hanging towel.
I thought I was safe when I heard my boss say, "Great day for a run."
I turned to him and said, "Yeah, this weather makes running a real pleasure."
Our eyes locked and then I felt his scan over me. His facial _expression changed ever so slightly as he looked at my chest then down at my cock. He looked like he wanted to say something, but he didn't. I turned to go and now felt his eyes glued to my ass. I grabbed my towel and dried off. He finished his shower, toweled off, and walked over to where I was. His locker was five down from mine. He didn't say anything or even acknowledge me. I glanced at him and all I saw was hair. A hairy chest, hairy legs, and when he slightly turned towards me, a hairy crotch. As he put on his deodorant all I could think was hairy underarms.
I finished dressing and swore he was looking at me out of the corner of his eye. I thought I'll be the butt of jokes for the next year. I wished I had my body hair back.
I told him, "See you in the office."
He said, "Yeah, we have a meeting in an hour."
I went back to the office and tried to concentrate on work, but couldn't. He came by and got me and we went to the meeting. I thought about explaining to him why I had no body hair, but thought what's the use. My boss likes to tell jokes and I thought he's probably thinking of something to say about me. The meeting began; he told a joke and it had nothing to do with me or body hair. I breathed a sigh of relief.
I beat feet as soon as work ended. I thought I have to quit running during lunch until my hair returns. I drove home exhausted from worry.
I pulled in the driveway. The kids were outside in the front yard playing. I said hello, spun one or two of them around, shot a few hoops, pumped up a low bike tire thinking I might have to patch it later, and made my way inside the house. I could hear the kids yelling outside. Jean was in the kitchen making dinner. She was wearing a denim dress. Her hands were messy from food preparation. She offered me a cheek to kiss as I walked up to her.
I kissed her cheek and said, "Hello, how was your day?"
"Very nice," she answered, "I slept in late, exercised, took a nice bath, went to lunch, picked up the kids. And how was yours?"
I told her about my locker room counter. She thought it was hilarious. She put the dish in the oven and set the timer. She went to the sink and washed her hands. As she dried them, she looked at me.
She put the dish towel down and said, "Come with me."
She took my hand and led me to the bedroom.
She said, "The kids will keep themselves entertained for another 15 to 20 minutes."
She turned, locked the door, then pulled me to her and we embraced and kissed. She leaned against the wall as we exchanged deep wet kisses. I felt myself harden against her body. She broke from our kiss and looked intently at me.
She whispered, "I forgot to tell you. Frank stopped by."
"When?"
"A few minutes before you came home. He wasn't here for very long. He had something he wanted to discuss."
I felt my throat tighten. My mouth became dry. And my cock swelled.
"I didn't see him."
"Oh, he left out the back door when he heard you outside."
I don't know why, but I said, "He could have stayed. Did he finish what he had to tell you?"
She played along. "Yes, it didn't take very long."
All these euphemisms for Frank and Jean having a quickie were driving me mad. I hungrily kissed her, dropped to my knees, and hugged her crotch to my face as I wrapped my arms around her legs. I moved my arms up to caress her buttocks; they were bare. I lifted her skirt and rested my head against her bush. She spread her legs and held her dress up as I pressed my face against her. I inhaled deeply and smelled him and her.
She said, "Hurry, we don't have much time."