If you've known someone for twenty years, you'd think you know them pretty well, but I've discovered that's not necessarily true. Take my wife - Debbie and I have known each other for that long and have been married for sixteen years. I am certainly aware of how sexy she is, but I always thought she was fairly conservative, the exception being the occasional adventure on vacation with her friend Penny. I certainly never thought she did anything outrageous near home.
Until recently, that is, when we went to a dinner/dance at a new country club not too far from where Debbie once worked. She had gone off to the ladies' room and I had wandered over to the bar, where I started chatting with a couple of guys hanging out there. There were three of us talking – Mark, Brett and me - when Debbie entered on the far side of the large, crowded room. Brett spotted her and recognized her despite the distance - not as my wife, but as a fellow manager from where they both used to work. She stood in the doorway searching for me, looking very sexy in a black, knee-length cocktail dress with a scooped neckline that showed the swell of her generous breasts. "Look at the big ears on that bunny! I know that tasty little piece," he said as he nodded toward the door.
"Where?" Mark asked, looking around quickly.
"Big tits in a black dress, over in the doorway," Brett answered as he motioned toward Debbie. "She's not just a looker - she gives the best blowjob you'll ever get." I almost had a heart attack! When Mark asked for more details, Brett said he used to work with her. At work, she came off as aloof and prudish (the impression I would have expected) but warmed up and even turned into a nympho in the right circumstances – apparently several times in his case. Besides the mention of blowjobs he raved about her breasts. "The guys at work voted her best tits in the building," he said. "She had some outfits that her tits would make your eyes water they looked so nice. It was one of my best days ever when I finally saw them up close – D cups easy - and nice big nipples." He said what he really regretted was that he had never fucked her. "I'd love to have her riding me, with those tits in my face. And then, in my dream world," he went on, "I'd fuck her sweet ass too – wait until she turns around and you see her butt!"
"But it never seemed to work out," he lamented. "We were always somewhere convenient to a quick blowjob but not a nice long fuck. Not that I'm complaining – that's one hot mouth, and she loved to suck cock!"
"You had that alone and didn't fuck her?" Mark asked.
"I never said we were alone," Brett explained. "Like the first time - some bullshit company dinner at a place like this. I went out into the parking lot with her for some fresh air – and hopefully more even though her reputation at the time made it unlikely. I figured she had drunk enough that she might be feeling frisky that night – but when we got outside four guys from some other company were hanging out there. I thought that meant fresh air was all I was going to get. As it turned out, one thing led to another and she ended up blowing all five of us!"
"No shit?" Mark asked incredulously.
"Honest to god," Brett swore. "Turned out the one guy had a really big cock – maybe ten inches. He said she was the first ever to deep-throat it."
"How the hell did this happen?" Mark asked, his interest rising quickly. My interest was up as well!
"Looking back, it was unbelievable," Brett replied. "Like I said, we went out to the parking lot, but there was this group of guys there. I was all for ignoring them and moving to another part of the lot, but after we overheard a little of their conversation, Debbie – that's her name by the way – wandered over, with me trailing along. We started to talk to them and I figured my chance for the night was over. Anyway, everyone was a little drunk, and the guys had been talking about sex and women, which was what Debbie had picked up. They didn't stop just because she was there. I think some of them figured they would have some fun shocking her."
"What were they saying?" Mark was very interested now.
"Oh, there was a big guy who was bragging about how satisfied he left his women, so of course all the others said the same. Debbie came right back at him – told him he was a typical man, thinking he was god's gift to women. She asked him what made him so special."
"Yeah..." Mark urged him to continue.
"Well, the guy looks her up and down, checking out her body pretty boldly and says, 'Well, you see, beautiful - I have this big cock – ten inches when it's angry. Women see that and the ones that don't run off end up with a grin on their face.' Everyone laughs, including Debbie, but then she tells him he's full of shit. Of course the guy insists it's true; after they go back and forth like that a few times she says 'There's only one way to find out if you're full of shit or not, isn't there? Whip it out!'"
"No way!" Mark gasped.
"Oh yeah," Brett assured us. "Just like that. The guy looks at Debbie and says, 'I would, but I don't want to scare you.' Debbie's not buying it – she says, 'Now you're just trying to BS your way out of this. Don't worry, I'm sure you're not too much smaller than everyone else here.' This pisses him off, so now he asks her if she's willing to bet - she says absolutely. She says, 'But we're not betting money; if you're lying – like I'm sure you are - you have to walk around the parking lot three times with your not-so-big dick out.' He smiles and moves closer to her. He puts a finger on her lips and says 'Fine, and if I'm not, you have to suck my big dick with this pretty mouth. Get down on your knees and suck me off right here - a nice long blowjob. Think you can handle that?'"
"Jesus!" Mark said, really excited now.
"Debbie looks up at him, smiles and says, 'I know I can handle whatever you've got. The question still is - how big is it, really? We'll never know if it stays in your pants, will we?' We're all watching as the guy snorts at her comment. Next thing you know he's taking his fly down, but he can't get his cock out – I'm thinking, shit it's too big for the opening in his shorts! Debbie kids him, "Little fellow shy, is he?" The big guy is struggling with his shorts but he snaps back, 'I can't wait to see your lips stretched around my dick – just hold on.' So he undoes his belt, drops his pants and now he's standing there with his pants at his knees and this huge bulge in his shorts. He skins them down and shows her the biggest boner I've ever seen. Debbie stands there cool as can be and says 'Not bad, but how do I know that's ten inches?' This takes him back for a second but then he comes back at her 'Why don't you get on your knees and measure it with your mouth? That was the bet, wasn't it?'
"Debbie looks down at the sidewalk and says, 'What kind of girl do you think I am? I'd ruin my nylons on that sidewalk.'"
