The following is purely fictional, although I really wish it wasn't.
So I'm at a Sci fi and comic convention. It's being hosted at the NEC in Birmingham in England.
Its a fair drive from where I live, so I decided to check into a hotel room at the convention grounds. It makes life loads easier as I intend to go every day during the duration.
The first two days go by, I see panels, meet famous people, buy some merchandise and see loads of awesome cosplayers. Everything from stormtroopers to hogwarts wizards.
I think cosplay is cool. I myself am wearing my star trek badge and rank pins but on my normal clothes.
The best though are the cosplaying women. Some of them are smoking hot. I've seen sights the last two days that belong just as much in an Ann Summers or Victorias Secret catalogue than at a convention.
Anyway, as day two draws to an end, I decide to hit the bar. As I walk in, theres some amusing sights. Four dudes dressed as the Ghost busters are playing darts, a husband and wife dressed as superman and supergirl sitting and laughing together over a bottle of wine.
I see the wife as supergirl and think "he's a lucky bastard. He's blatantly scoring while she looks like that tonight".
I finish up my drink and start heading back to the hotel.
On my way out a drop dead gorgeous middle aged lady dressed as wonder woman catches my eye. She may as well be Gal Gadot herself. I only notice after a few seconds she also appears to be checking me out.
I'm not one for one night stands and I'm married anyway, I politely nod and walk out.
I get to my floor on the hotel and as I'm about to unlock my door and walk in I hear what sounds like two women giggling inside my room.
I open the door quietly, concerned this is some kind of robbery or other shady thing I'm walking into.
The lights are off. I silently move forward and quickly hit the switch.
To my surprise "wonder woman" is sitting on my bed looking all kinds of mischievous.
As much as the idea defiantly turns me on, I ask "what the hell are you doing here?! How did you even get in?"