We were playing poker at Fred's. I don't particularly enjoy the nights we play at Fred's, but it would be a bit obvious to just not go to the game on those nights.
If you're wondering what I have against poker at Fred's, it's that he belittles his wife. She seems to be totally under his thumb. It's always Yes Fred, No, Fred, Whatever you say, Fred.
Fred takes Mary completely for granted. As far as he is concerned she does as she's told, even if it's humiliating. I've seen him stick his hand up her dress and grope her in front of us, because he says it will bring him luck.
Tonight for some reason, he had insisted that Mary wear a short skirt with no panties, meaning that she was treading awfully carefully to avoid giving us an eyeful, while Fred enjoyed the whole scenario.
One of these days someone is going to hang one on Fred to give him a lesson in manners.
I also fail to see why Mary puts up with it. She's really quite a stunner, and if you ask me she should toss Fred out on his ear. Either that or just walk out and don't come back.
Anyway, we were all there, sitting around the table and the game was getting under way. We'd only had a few hands when Fred got a call from the cops. There'd been an accident at his shop. Could he come around and check it out.
Fred tells us to keep playing. He expects he'll only be half an hour or so and the game will keep going for hours. Poker can last a long time when you're only playing for peanuts.
As Fred is getting ready to leave, Mary asks him if there's anything he wants her to do. He just gives her a look and says, "I'll let Joe be in charge. All you do is what Joe tells you to do. Nothing else."
So we played another hand, and I noticed Mary was just standing there, so I turned to her.
"Was there something you wanted, Mary?" I asked her.
"No, Joe," she replied. "I'm just standing here because you haven't told me I can go."
"Excuse me?" I come back with. "Why would I have to tell you to go?"
"Because Fred said that I can only do what you said, and a good wife always obeys her husband."
Now that rocked me. A casual remark from Fred, and Mary is mine to command.
"Let me be clear on this. You'll do whatever I tell you to, just because Fred ordered you to?"
Mary nodded.
"If I told you to get a beer for me, you'd go and do it?"
Mary nodded.
"If I told you to go and get a beer for me and serve it nude, you'd do it?"
Mary smiled. "Try it and see," she told me.
I just looked at her, and her eyes were daring me. I looked at the others at the table, and they were all daring me as well. I shrugged.
"Mary, could you please fetch me another beer, but take your clothes off before you bring it."
Mary walked out of the room and came back a minute later with my beer.
I'd always thought Mary was a bit of a stunner. Offering me a beer, naked, she was magnificent. The rest of the boys didn't let out a peep. They were too busy looking at her, mouths open.