I checked my watch as I approached the store's front entrance.
2.35 am. What the hell was I doing?
A visit to an adult store was a little intimidating for me at the best of times.
This though, made me feel positively sleazy.
From a small nondescript door that was dark, the bright well lit room hit me.
Well, I won't be able to hide in the shadows I thought as I caught sight of the solitary person behind the counter.
He looked at me, a brief nod, and he went back to what he was reading.
That suited me as I didn't want to ask where strap-on dildos were.
I was already sweating a little wondering how I could pass off my purchase as something that wouldn't have him see me as a penile size challenged male.
I walked down a long aisle that had phallic-shaped products.
Vibrators, vibrators, vibrators. Dildos, dildos, more dildos.
Oh, here we go, I spotted a box with a picture of a hot female with a big rubber cock jutting out.
Why the hell was I excited?
Nope, ah no, uh-huh, not my thing (picture was of two males in gay leatherman attire, one with an even bigger rubber cock jutting out!)
Still, I had to admit it looked damn impressive!
The next few minutes had me getting excited, then frustrated followed by disappointed.
In my head, I had established the size, texture, and color of my new cock.
The texture I wanted was at the top end of pricing.
The problem I discovered was the size. Rani, and to a certain extent myself, wanted it to be large.
Large ones had bulky cumbersome strap harness setups which took away any reality, even in a role-playing sense.
I had dismissed the next section but fortunately, my frustration had led me to now going to ask for assistance.
Desperate I looked at the next section and struck gold.
Penis extension sleeves, cock sleeves, cock sheaths are what I was now looking at.
I could see that for what I envisioned, how I wanted to use it. A Strap-on would be too rigid, uncomfortable and even feel quite unnatural, but we'll get to that later.
I couldn't decide between two, glancing at my watch it was 3.10 am.
Oh well, it was expensive but you get what you pay for.
I got to the counter and quickly joked about playing a prank.
He must have been through this line of bullshit many times and answered with, "I recommend a good water-based lubricant" and he came from the counter and proceeded toward another section while I followed him very red-faced.
He stopped, "you've made an excellent choice, that's a fantastic product.
Picking up the lube, he looked at me and smiled and questioned me.
"You were at the #*#*# restaurant tonight?" I nodded with a "Yeah"
"I sort of remember you, but the woman with you had every guys' attention, your wife?"
"Not yet but she will be."
He nodded, "I've no doubt, she's got herself a guy who's in an adult store at 3 in the morning"
Walking back to the counter I asked if he'd had any feedback about the large sleeve I was buying.
He looked at me "Damn, this is your first cock sheath huh?"
I laughed, "is it that obvious?"
"Yes, but you don't mess about, skip building up to it, you just go straight for the big porn star cock!"
"To answer your question about this item," he said tapping the box.
"I'm hung like a field mouse, I also have a very hot woman, my wife, and we own one of these"
He lowered his voice, "it gets used regularly, worth every cent."
As he went to the register, he said that his wife loves how lifelike it feels.
"She is a bona fide size queen and this bad boy gets the job done," he said with pride in his voice.
I could not understand why, I soon would, but I was embarrassed to be there, wishing I had been blessed with a larger appendage.
Because it was my/our first, he gave me the lube for free.
Then, he asked me.
"Have you begun talking about swinging yet?"
"Ah not specifically" I replied while thinking he must be psychic.
"Haha, so you imagine it while wondering if she wants it"
Noticing my discomfort, "Absolutely normal, I did. Communication is everything" I was nodding.
He paused, thought then said, "I had to ask because, um, in the beginning, it is quite confusing."
He spoke about how monogamy, society, and religion had us boxed. Just discussing swinging was difficult.
He continued about how most males go about it the wrong way.
"What's your advice then?" I asked him.
He said to pick a moment when you are both relaxed, just talking normally and say you want to share something with her.
"Do NOT just go straight to, I wanna watch you fucking another guy, start by telling her how beautiful she is and you love the admiring looks she gets from other guys." he continued with the advice.
Wow, I thought, he was right, it would validate her beauty, her sexuality.
It would give me a lot of other perspectives.
I may learn some things that turn her on and maybe even ways to give her orgasms.
He laughed, "and then when you're both finally ready to go for it, thinking that's all the hard stuff out of the way. The single hardest challenge comes up."
"Do you know what that is?" he asked me.
I nodded, "finding the appropriate guy." I answered.
" That's right and that's why this may be beneficial to you. We have here, (meaning the tourist city) some males who are very experienced, good-looking and seriously well-endowed."
"A swingers club and this business here is involved with sponsorship and promotions"
"Several men, three I know, really crush on the Asian females which we rarely come upon."
I told him Rani was half Asian but said I would definitely keep that in mind and that we lived an hour away but were here often.
"I'll give you my card, I could have shown you the group but the computer is down..." he slapped his head. "I am an idiot!"
He went over to the wall and took down a poster.
A well-known group of male strippers and with a marker pen he ticked above 2 males, "Ah that's 2 of the 3" and then he did 3 crosses above 2 others and 1 which had a tick.
"Him, him and him, I have watched with my missus!"
"Whoo wee, he..." (he tapped on the guy who had a tick and cross), "has a dick that's every bit as wide but longer than your new purchase."
He gave me the poster, and I was well aroused when I left.
Pictures in my head that would be clearer once I was kitted with my new purchase.
Driving back I began thinking about how to go about using the new purchase.
I bought some more wine, that would help.
Back in the car, as I drove I kept thinking.
Pulling into the Motel complex I had a rough plan after remembering I had a dry-cleaned suit in the car.
Rani had just stepped out of the bath and was drying off.
"Hi hon," I said admiring her sexy body.
"How'd it go? She asked.
"Er yeah good" I answered awkwardly.
"Can I see what you got?" she asked.
"No, um not yet, er speaking about it, um, do you have something sexy to wear?" I asked as it was in my plan.
"Nope, but does this help?" she said standing up and facing me naked.
A 'Mmmmm" escaped from my lips as I took in her vulva.
Her pelt as she called it, was gone. She was completely bald.
She opened the wine while I got her a clean T-shirt.
I downed a glass and poured another while she got changed.
She came back, "how do I look?" She had stretched the neck and had one shoulder bare which had the shirt just over her bum.
"Fuck you are sexy," I said approvingly.
"Well, one problem, I have no clean underwear, so um..." she trailed off.
"Show me" I croaked.
"Show you what?" and she raised both arms as if pointing to the roof, which then gave me a glimpse of her bald pussy that I was unfamiliar with.
I gulped down the second glass as she asked me, "What about you?"
"I have a suit" and I told her I was going to shower, spruce up and that she should enjoy the wine. Then I was going to seduce her.
I was showering and had a small chuckle, remembering the last time I was in this spot that she had caught me having a tug.
I spotted her razor, I smiled seeing a few of her long black Asian pubes.
Remembering her saying that I should, I started shaving my crotch.
Finished, I admired my work. Hmmm, she was right, it did make my penis look bigger.
Dried off, I unpacked the sleeve. I had a big mirror in front of me and I looked at myself and said "Okay let's do this"
I was so turned on just looking at its size and knowing where it was going.
Fuck, it was big, really big. What I hadn't known was that with an erect penis, even a smaller one like mine increased the size of the sleeve.
Wow, I could, only just, encircle my new cock with my hand.
She was opening another wine when I put my things in the cupboard and then the lube on the bedside stand.
I introduced myself with a made up name, we were sitting and making small talk as strangers.
Rani was looking at my crotch area trying to see if it were larger.
I got glimpses of her pussy and upon noticing my slight moan she would let the shirt ride up a little and part her legs slightly while talking.
Then I got a glimpse of her inner labia which look like two long rose petals.
I groaned loudly.
Not from the sight, I had seen those petals many times.
My groan was the result of my anticipation of seeing them tightly gripping a fat shaft.
I had seen them alongside my thin shaft often enough.
I pulled her up, standing I whispered something about her sexiness, she was turning me on and that I had to have her.
We kissed deeply and then she pulled away.
"I can't, I have a boyfriend"
"Oh, does he take care of you?" I asked.
"Yes, he's a good person, kind, a hard worker"
I smiled, "Hmmm yes but it sounds like somethings missing" and I went to her.
Small kisses on the side of her neck and behind her ear lobes which I knew she loved.
I whispered, "when I asked, does he take care of you? It was about your sexual needs"
"Well, um he tries" she replied and then said again that we should stop.
Ignoring that, I continued, "Where is he now?"
