My thanks to MormonJack for his helpful suggestions and proofreading of this story. Don't blame him if you don't like it: that's all on me (well, maybe it's partly on you).
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Yeah the women tear their blouses off
and the men they dance on the polka-dots
and it's partner found, it's partner lost
and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops:
it's CLOSING TIME
© 1992 Leonard Cohen
Thomas Firsten hit the "replay" button on his iPad, then turned his eyes back to the TV. Casting to a large screen was wonderful technology, giving him an almost life-size look at his four-year-old grandson Wilbur, and his two-year-old princess Jacinta. It had been almost a year since they visited Florida and he saw them in person. That was the first time since their birth.
Sarah and Albert's animosity had not faded away as Thomas had hoped. Sarah was angry over the destruction of her family; Albert for the destruction of his mother's sanity and his sense of self. Helen was almost back to normal, and Albert's motion to end his mother's conservatorship was scheduled to come before the courts within a couple of months. Helen lived happily in a townhouse across the street from Albert, getting to see their grandchildren just about every day. It wasn't fair, but Thomas' lawyer advised against pushing the issue.
The video began playing, with Wilbur singing his version of "America the Beautiful," and Jacinta merrily dancing along. Thomas laughed out loud at his grandchildren's antics. Jacinta's dancing had nothing to do with Wilbur's song, other than that they were enjoying themselves together.
Hopefully, Albert and Sarah would get over their snits sooner rather than later, and allow Thomas to enjoy his grandchildren in person.
The doorbell rang, but Thomas didn't want to interrupt Wilbur's song. It would be unpatriotic, among other things. The doorbell rang again, followed by a knock. It could wait until Wilbur finished the song.
Maybe not. "Mr. Firsten, this is the police. Please open the door now."
He paused the video. "Coming, coming. Hold your damned horses." He slipped the security chain into place and opened the door a crack. "Let me see your identification."
The man at the door showed him a badge.
"You could have gotten that at the dollar store for all I know. How about some official identification? Something with a picture."
"Mr. Firsten, we have a warrant. You don't want to interfere with the police."
"No, I don't want to interfere with the police, but first I have to know that you are the police."
"Show him your ID card," a voice from the back called out. Thomas took the opportunity to peer through the door opening. There were five of them, three in uniform.
The officer at the door produced a police photo ID. He definitely was a cop.
"Okay, I'll open. What's this about? You're interrupting my grandchildren." He slipped off the chain and let them into his condo.
"Mr. Firsten, we have a warrant to search your condo and all your electronic devices. Please have a seat while we do our work."
"What's going on? What are you looking for?"
The officer handed him the search warrant. "Mr. Firsten, we have reason to believe that you are engaged in the possession and distribution of child pornography."
"Are you fucking insane? Where do you come up with shit like that!"
"Mr. Firsten, please calm yourself. You're turning all red." An officer took his arm, trying to guide him back to the couch. Firsten swung at him, trying to push him off. Another policeman joined the fray, and they both held his arms as they led him to the couch.
"Get your hands off me. You can't abuse an old man. And get that god-damned elephant off of my chest."
The officer who had knocked on the door put down Thomas' iPad and looked at Firsten. His complexion had gone from red to pale in a matter of seconds. "Who knows CPR?" the officer shouted. "Call an ambulance, stat!"
Four months later:
Her phone read "private caller." Sarah Firsten hated when it was a private caller. She answered every one of them though, ever since her son had revealed himself as the private caller to The Hamptons club. It was more than six months since she last spoke with Kevin. She didn't want to risk missing him, so she picked up the phone. "Hello?"
"Hi, Mom."
"Kevin, my darling, I've missed you so much. How are you?"
"Pretty good, ma. How are your lovers doing? Has the old man been sentenced yet?"
"Wha... what are you talking about, Kevin, my sweet boy."
"Child pornography's a pretty serious offense. He'll probably be put away for a very long time. Probably in protective custody, so the other inmates don't kill him."
"Kevin..." Sarah fell into, rather than sat down on the sofa. "Tell me--"
"I bet his kid, your other lover, is having a hard time with his dad being such a pervert."
"Kevin, how do you know about this? The accusation was just in the local Florida media."
He laughed harshly. "Because I put it there, darling mother. I hacked into his computer and planted the images. They're pretty sick. Somehow, wink wink, the authorities found out about it."