Editor's note: this fictional work contains scenes of fictional rough, reluctant, dubiously consensual, consensually non-consensual (CNC), or non-consensual sex or scenarios.
[Recap: Tom and Hayley offer a very specific personal service, turning people into living items of furniture, as a side hustle to their day job at Harbinger's Home and Garden store. Their commissions have been getting more elaborate recently.
This story is also submitted to the
On The Job Challenge 2023
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CLICK & COLLECT: THE PRENUP
Hayley and I rode up in the elevator, the cabinet strapped to its trolley between us.
"I'm just not sure about this one," she said, breaking the awkward silence.
"It's just a job," I replied.
"It's never just a job, Tom, not with what we do."
The elevator slowed to a halt and then pinged. The doors slid open. Hayley helped me tip the cabinet back and wheel it out onto the office floor.
"Even just where we're doing it. It's all weird," Hayley continued.
"You want to maybe leave this one to me? I can do the delivery and the installation."
"No, we're a team, right? I'm staying."
Hayley hesitated, her beautiful green eyes flicking between the cabinet and me. I could see the reluctance.
"Hey, it's a lot of money. It's a good job," I said.
"Yes, we're getting money, but that doesn't make it a good job."
"Then what does?"
"Consent."
"There's consent. I'll make sure."
Hayley wrinkled her nose, tying back her long auburn hair in a ponytail and then winding it around itself until she could pin it in a bob, out of the way.
"There'd better be, Tom."
Without another word, she stepped forward to knock on the large double doors in front of us. We waited in silence, and then there was a rattle as the doors were opened by a man in his mid-forties: thin, with a neat haircut, side-parted. He was well dressed in a white shirt, suit jacket, trousers and leather shoes like it was a workday rather than the weekend.
"Good, you're on time. Please, come in. Put the cabinet against the wall."
We entered what must have been the boardroom. It was dominated by a long table in richly-polished wood, flanked by more than a dozen chairs. Beyond were floor-to-ceiling windows with a view out across the city. The sun was lowering towards the horizon, glinting off the mirror-glass surfaces of the other buildings. I wheeled the cabinet to the indicated spot and set it down.
"Now, if you could just wait in the galley?"
He indicated a door in the opposite wall, next to a serving hatch. I nodded and we went through. Once inside, I closed the door and turned off the light. The space wasn't large, just big enough for two people to work the oven or plate up on the stainless steel benchtop that ran the length of the wall. The only illumination was from the glass-fronted cabinet against the far wall. Hayley crossed over to it and opened the door.
"Wanna drink?" she asked.
"No, I'm good."
"Please yourself."
She extracted a can of lemonade and closed the door again. There was a snick as she popped the can open.
"Still think this is all okay?" she muttered in a low voice.
"Yeah."
Hayley regarded me for a moment, then pulled herself up onto the benchtop, crossing her legs in her little skirt. She was wearing high heels, I noticed. It was always the high heels when we were contracted for a job. I pulled up next to her, sitting side by side in the dark. The serving hatch was ajar, giving us a view of the man who was paying us, letting us watch him as he paced up and down.
He stopped suddenly, turning.
"Rebecca."
"Am I early?" a woman's voice asked.
"No, you're right on time."
He opened his arms and a woman came over to him, taking him up in a hug. She was dressed in a neat blouse and a skirt, her blonde hair gathered back in a butterfly clip from a strikingly-beautiful face. She kissed him on the lips, then drew back.
"So, what's with all the cloak and dagger, darling? Couldn't you have just told me at home?"
"No, sorry. It's a board matter."
Rebecca looked around the room.
"Where are they then?" she asked, frowning.
"We're just waiting."
Rebecca ran her hand across the table, the light catching the sparkle of an outsize diamond ring on her finger. She gave her husband a smile.
"I always enjoy being alone in the boardroom, Duncan," she murmured.
As she spoke, she settled her bottom on the edge of the table, her skirt rising up slightly to give a glimpse of toned thigh. She wriggled a little, as if getting comfortable, her rear sliding a little on the polished wood.
"It always feels like fun when we're alone in the boardroom. There's just something about this room. The high-power decisions, the testosterone. It's in the walls."
"What are you saying?"
"Oh come on, don't you feel it, just a little bit?"
Her fingers played with the hem of her skirt, raising it fractionally higher up her shapely leg. Her other hand went to her neck, tracing around the necklace, a finger over her skin tracking down to the first button of her blouse.
"There's so much fun you can have."
There was a sound of a man clearing his throat, and the couple turned to look back towards the doors. A younger man approached them, holding out his hand for a handshake.
"Mr. Hammond."
"Trent, good of you to come on a weekend. Please, call me Duncan. We can lose the formalities."
They shook hands.
"So, what's this about?" Rebecca asked, smiling sweetly as she slid off the table, her attention shifting from Duncan to Trent, "And when are the board arriving?"
"Take a seat," Duncan replied, indicating the table, then he paused. "Sorry, manners, have you two been introduced?"
Trent nodded eagerly, replying, "Yes. Your wife was actually the one who hired me."
Duncan paused for a moment, and then he nodded.
"Yes, and you've made quite the impact in the Marketing team. You've definitely caught people's attention."
Trent took a seat, his smile faltering slightly.
"That's good to hear," he replied.
"Yes, you've certainly taken to your new position," Duncan said, crossing behind them as his wife took the seat next to Trent, walking out of view.
We heard the sound of the boardroom doors closing. I noted a quick exchange of looks between Trent and Rebecca. She raised her chin, a little smile on her face still.
"Darling, where are the rest?"
Duncan passed in front of us. I felt Hayley jump. He was looking at us through the gap in the serving hatch doors. A cold smile spread across his face. He turned his back on us and took a seat opposite his wife across the table.
"There's no-one else coming, darling."
Rebecca's smile wavered.
"You said it was a board matter."
"It is."
"But the board isn't here."
"No."