It's Halloween and time for the Norris Halloween party. Bob Norris owns the company and hosts these shindigs to boost morale and have a pretty good time with pretax money.
James' Story
I'm James Evans and my wife is Mary Evans. She's the daughter of Bob Norris and that explains how I got in this company. Not at my current supervisor's position, that I earned with lots of unpaid overtime and ingenious problem solving. We're going to the party with my wife's sister Helen Miles. Her husband can't be there. He is now on parole in the next state, but can only come here at Christmas time so Helen works at the company and manages trips to our outlets in the next state.
We arrive at the party at 10:00 sharp. Management cannot be fashionably late here. Plus I have to hang the rest of the decorations and set up the bar. Mary is our designated driver, which allows Helen and me, to drink like fishes tonight. Mary goes upstairs to the president's washroom to change her costume. When she came back down she made one pistol of a change. All she has on are a veil over her breasts, and a thong to cover her bottom. Helen goes upstairs next and puts on the same costume. I'm telling you that the men here are all going be hard all night.
The girls announce that they want to mingle with the crowd and dance with several striking men. As I can't dance to save my life, I'm reduced to asking Mary to please come back to me at the end of the party. Mary says, "don't worry your pretty head about it. I may get excited, but I will only play with you."
While the girls are dancing, I take over the bar. This isn't the best of plans as I take a drink for every drink I hand out. Pretty soon I'm barely able to stand up let alone walk. Helen and one of the men from the warehouse help me into a room with a bed where I lie down. I start sweating and take my shirt and pants off. After all nobody else is likely to come in here. I fall asleep and have dreams of Mary. Suddenly Mary is shaking me awake. She is screaming at me, "How dare you fuck my sister? You bastard, I should cut your balls off. I damn well will divorce you. Just you wait. I'll never let you see the children again."
I protest, "I haven't fucked anybody. I was just sleeping my drunk off in here. I remember Helen and some guy from the warehouse putting me to bed in here, but I haven't fucked anybody."
Mary doesn't believe me. Helen has left in a hurry. Robert Norris, Mary's father, comes over to calm things down but loses it himself, He screams at me, "You bastard, you're fired. Don't even come back for your last paycheck. I oughta have the police arrest you. Just start walking. And put your pants on."
I'm at a terrible loss to understand what happened here. I mean, I was happily married to beautiful woman I had two kids, Chloe and Nicholas. And now I have nothing. Maybe in the morning every thing will be straight again.
I walk down to the police station. I've always gotten along with our police. I contribute money and time anytime they ask. Sgt. Dougherty lets me sleep in an interrogation room.
I wake up in the morning and go to work. It's no dream. I'm fired. I go to my house; Mary greets me at the door and throws my clothes at me. She is screaming incoherently, but I understand all our joint accounts are closed to me and I better get out of town before she shoots me.
I put my clothes in a trash bag and try to figure out what I can do next. Without money and car, I can't even safely leave town. It's a fifty-mile walk to the next town and they certainly don't have any jobs there. I settle for working at a temporary employment agency. They have day work that pays you at the end of each day. After two days outdoors, I find a room with a shared bath. With all the ruckus at home I'm afraid to let anyone know that I'm still in town.
Friday night comes. I find one relief. The Liquor store has cheap Puerto Rican Rum, 180 proof. You have to buy it in half-gallon jugs but you can become unconscious with only an hour of drinking. That shuts down the pain centers.
Nicholas has a birthday that this year occurs on the same day as Thanksgiving. I saved some money, not enough to buy a car and I should do something for my boy.
I buy him a Sony Play Station and try to figure out how I will get it to him. I know that in past years we went over to her parent's house for thanksgiving, but made a point of having Nicholas's birthday party in our house afterward. We had a cake and his presents on a table in the dining room. I was betting that Mary would not change that ritual.
I knew that if Mary was that mad at me, she would change the locks so my keys wouldn't work. But I knew where Mary liked to hide a secret spare set. If she hadn't moved it, I could get in the house that way. Well she had changed that location, but the basement window had not been fixed yet. I crawled through, went upstairs and opened the back door and brought my present in. I put it in the middle of Nicholas' pile. I stuck a card with my picture on it but upside down so Mary could not arbitrarily pull my present out without Nicholas noticing. It was warm in my old home but I didn't want to be caught here. I really didn't want to spend the next week at the police station as their guest.
I went back to my room. I paid the next weeks rent in cash, and settled back to my bottle.
Mary's Story
Hi I'm Mary. Thanksgiving evening we all came back to my house from my parents. I really needed to cheer up my kids somehow. My bastard cheating husband somehow had his hooks in them. The bastard had slept with my sister and actually denied doing it. The kids were crying and promising to behave if Daddy would just come back home. I was tempted to cancel Nicholas's party but my mother, Lois Norris, Told me that would be a rotten thing to do to a child, and I would pay for it in therapy later. We came in the dining room and turned the lights on. Nicholas got enthusiastic over his presents, which stopped his whine about his daddy. I started to hand him a wrapped sweater that I had gotten him, but he wanted the big box in the center. I gave him the big box and asked him to tell everybody who gave him the box. The card had no name that I could see so Nicholas turned the card over. Then Nicholas started screaming, "Daddy Daddy."
He tore open the box. There was a Sony Playstation inside and a note asking Nicholas to share with Chloe. Both of them started crying, "Daddy, Daddy."
I wanted to kill that man. I looked at my father. He wasn't angry at all. He shrugged and said; "At least he cares for his children."
I wish either James or Helen were here. I need to hit somebody. My mother actually suggested that James and I needed some counseling together. My father mentioned that Helen would be back in town for Christmas. She and I would be allowed to fight it out without violence on Christmas Eve. Goody, I just can't wait.
Helen's Story
Merry Christmas, its Helen. I get in town the morning of December 24. My husband, Jorge, and I come in my parent's house. As we unloaded my father says, "Have you and Jorge made up after your cheating with Jim?"
"What! I never cheated with Jim. Why in the world would you think that?
Then I turned to my husband, "Jorge, my father thinks that I some how cheated with Jim."
"Honey, when would you have had time to cheat with Jim?"