Oh my God, I've become a pervert!
My wife has become a mentor for the neighbor, next door, on all things gardening. When to trim his roses, when to fertilize, the best watering times, etc. She naively mentioned the neighbor told her he keeps an eye out for her from his garage window. Duh! Little does she realize he probably keeps a cock out for her as well.
In their late 50's, he and his wife are from Chile and worked in bi-lingual health care, within the local school system. They were in a car accident, where he injured his back, is on disability, and no longer works. His wife does, however, so he is home alone, throughout the day.
She is very nice, but not very athletic, or trim. He is tall, handsome, artistic, and polite. His broken English is a positive.