Firstly, I must say thank you to Randi, for the invite. It's always special to be invited to write for one of her events. The name aside, I am not, nor do I hold pretensions to be a "Legend." It is however, an enormous privilege, if you will to be invited to join in.
The amount of work that goes into organising these events is huge. I would like to say thank you for all of the effort she puts into it. For the writers who participate in the other writing events, shoul add their thanks, because without her persistence. The events wouldn't have happened.
I need to add my thanks to her for the wonderful editing and of course. All of her assistance in writing.
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"Sorry, could you repeat that?" I said, aghast.
Her initial confidence waned, and she repeated her statement, this time lacking the conviction of earlier. It had been replaced with a quiet unease. "I said, Bill, has invited me to go away with him for a week, to celebrate my recent run of sales."
"He invited you to go away with him?"
"Yes..." she said, her voice now barely more than a whisper. "To Cairns. He has a friend who has a timeshare apartment there."
I couldn't believe it. She was so calm. "This week away, would you have separate rooms?"
She shook her head, the hint of a smirk tugging at the corner of her mouth. "Clint, it's supposed to be like a dirty weekend, just extended."
"You would be sleeping together... having sex?"
"Yes, that's the idea of a dirty weekend." That dirty little smirk was becoming more noticeable.
"Can you explain why Drummond invited you? He's your bloody boss, for Christ's sake."
"I don't know, lately we have sort of been flirting, and it got a little suggestive. It was all innocent, just a little sexy."
"Innocent, and yet sexy, sounds like a contradiction. So what, he just decided out of the blue to invite you off on a dirty getaway?"
She nodded. "Pretty much."
"And your reply was?"
"I said I'd have to discuss it with you first. I wasn't going without talking to you."
"Sherry, I'm struggling here. Out of nowhere, he invites you to go away with him. That's bullshit. You expect me to believe you haven't had sex as yet?"
The smirk vanished, and she looked decidedly uncomfortable. "Clint, we haven't even so much as kissed. He took me by surprise."
"I don't buy it, Sherry. On the back of some flirting he decided you'd be interested in going off with him?"
"Like I said, it's been pretty hot flirting."
"What did he say when you said no?"
"Bub, I didn't say no. I said I wasn't doing anything without talking to you first."
"And he said?"
"He said that was a good idea."
"Cheeky bastard. What the hell, he's bloody married as well. What the hell does he think Michelle was going to say?"
She shrugged. "I don't know?"
"She's your friend. She got you the bloody job in the first place. What do you think she's going to say?"
Finally, a blush of embarrassment. "Honestly, I think she will be okay with it. There's some things you don't know about Michelle. She really dislikes sex. She doesn't hate it, but she would do anything on earth to get out of it."
"She told you that?"
"Yes, many times. Like you said, we are friends. She said to me several times she wished Bill would find a lover so he'd stop pestering her. She makes him beg."
We finished loading the dishwasher, and clearing down the table in silence. Like a slow boiling pot, it had to blow. "Well? What do you think, Clint?" she said hesitantly.
"For fuck's sake, Sherry. What did you think I was going to say? My answer is... no, under no circumstances, that's what I think."
Fighting back, she decided to take us back to an earlier stage in our relationship. "We have talked about this sort of thing in the past, Clint. You had no issues with it then."
"We discussed swinging, not having some kind of open marriage. You didn't honestly think I was going to say okay, go for it, did you?"
A lengthy pause took root, and as I stared at her, she finally cracked, replying. "Sweetheart, I wasn't asking permission. I was simply telling you what was happening."
I nearly choked, as she stared back at me unflinchingly. Challenging me, daring me to say something. Words dried up in my mouth. I couldn't find a suitable response. She moved forward, her arms circling my waist. "Come on love. It's only a week."
"Piss off, Sherry. He's your boss. You work with him every day. Do you honestly expect me to believe that he would be happy for just the once? Especially after what you just said about Michelle."
"It's all I have agreed to."
"Hang on, you said nothing was determined yet. Not until we had spoken?"
"I told him, if I agreed, it would only be a one off. He is going to tell everybody else in the office it's a conference we're going to. That way there won't be any gossip."
"Oh, don't be so juvenile. The moment he says that, they'll all be on their computers looking for a bloody conference. They'll all know there isn't one."
"Clint, calm down. There's a conference for real estate sales strategies in Wellington the same week. Nobody will know we went to Cairns, instead."
"You're not going Sherry. I'm telling you right here, right now. I'll not put up with it."
She sighed, her lips kissing my neck and earlobe. "Why are you so against it?"
"What, don't be ridiculous. I'm not letting you go off with some bloke."
"Clint, when we talked about swinging, we talked about all this stuff. We specifically talked about going away with other couples."
"Yeah, that's right. At the time, we were talking to that couple, and we got pretty close to doing it. This is different."