I've got to say, camping in the wilderness just does it for me. There's something about the outdoors, stars overhead, fresh air, a huge dose of un-civilization, that is good for my soul and that has drawn me to locations from Hawaii to Minnesota to Florida. For me, it doesn't get much better than being alone next to a fire I've built, near a hammock or tent I'll sleep in, after a meal of grilled steak and fresh vegetables, with a flask of good bourbon and a hemisphere full of stars to bring me into harmony with the universe.
That's what I was after, but that's not what I got, just recently, here in Virginia where I live now. I recognize what category this is, but it's not my wife I'll be telling about - I haven't presently got one (and that's a whole other story for this site, but not now). On the other hand, I think I've got it categorized correctly, and will let you decide.
I'm Tom, in my 40s these days, keep in shape, of acceptable appearance without being a George Clooney by any means, maybe more of a Kris Kristofferson (minus a number of his current years) - with my share of good fortune with the opposite sex over the years, and with comfortable financial resources, yet hardly a 1 percenter. More details may follow.
Anyway, I needed a dose of nature and had been feeling cooped up by my job and the big city-ness of the Washington DC area, so decided to clear a weekend and just head out to a place in the mountains I'd camped at a number of times over the past several years. I'd gotten to know the proprietors of the small campsite that abutted a state park but was on private land. They were nice folks, Jim and Sandy - quiet, maybe even a bit hippie - but welcoming, a little younger than I am - both probably upper 30s - I gotta admit attractive in their way, and they remembered me, maybe aided by my bringing them goodies from time to time such as fresh produce, some craft beer, or some honey I'd come across at a market, as well as helping out from time to time if there were heavy lifting to do around the camp that I could help Jim out with.
I don't know just how they came to either own or just manage those acres of mountain land, but they did. Not being state-administered, they managed to keep a low profile, advertising modestly on a couple of serious hiker/camper websites, signs prohibiting alcohol that were never enforced or even mentioned. They controlled visitors with reservations required for first-timers, and some turned away with no vacancy excuses despite apparently empty sites. They banned pets, which basically allowed them to let in the occasional well-behaved lab or golden as an "exception," while keeping out the pit bulls and shepherds and yappy Chihuahuas and such. Clean bath houses, ample hot water, tent sites, a few RV pads, and a central lodge where they lived were about it. With easily followed paths to the state park's extensive hiking trails, it was perfect for my wants. I'd never seen the park full, so even though it was April and the weather had gotten suddenly warm, I was confident they'd have space open. And it was about as close to wilderness as I could practically get without launching a major logistics project.
I typically picked the most remote site (and all their tent sites seemed remoter than they really were), usually secluded but within a hundred yards of where I could park, and with water faucet, fire ring and picnic table as well as smoothed tent pad. I kept to myself, and just luxuriated. Jim and Sandy came to recognize my need to get away and never intruded. We did have something of a routine in that after dinner I'd frequently end up sitting on their porch at the big log cabin lodge, sipping wine or bourbon and chatting with them before making my way back to my campsite in the dark. Our conversations ranged with our moods, from life stories to reflections on the universe, to one night when I'd had more than a few sips and they got me to vent about my divorce, a good, cathartic, amateur's self-analysis, complete with frustration that my ex had lost her appetite for the adventures of sex, and that while that wasn't the cause of the breakup, it did probably help it along. I shared that a very wise lady had told me once that it takes a year to get over a marriage, so one should take a year off from romance after a divorce was final. I'd taken her seriously, and hadn't dated or pursued anyone since the break-up. I'd also shared that night just how frustrated that left me (despite the outlet of "self-abuse") and how much I was looking forward to my self-imposed year of celibacy ending. I was embarrassed the next day, recalling how much I'd blurted out, but they registered nothing other than casual friendliness when I saw them again.
I was really, really disappointed to pull up to the gate and see a sign saying the park was closed for trail maintenance, due to the previous week's wind storm. Damn! While I like to hike, I couldn't figure why their doing trail maintenance would mean they needed to close the whole park, and since I knew them, I just unlooped the chain that held that sign, drove through, and replaced it behind my SUV, driving up to the office where I'd always dealt with either Jim or Sandy in person to arrange my campsite and pay my fee. I expected to find them, talk them into letting me stay, and then to find that solitude I sought and I knew they had.
Nobody was around, and since I'd worn some loose knit gym shorts (going for comfort there, so no liner, and that day, commando - who was going to see, anyway?), light hiking boots, and a camp shirt, so I went searching, and before long found them, clearing brush and laughing with another couple, also of their age and appearance range. Jim seemed a bit miffed at first, understandably so, that I'd passed by their closed sign, and I apologized as an opener and quickly explained my plan to stay alone, adding that I'd certainly leave if they preferred that. Jim started to say no, but Sandy intervened and said she couldn't see why not, that they knew me, and that maybe I could even help them out. I read into that a thinly veiled quid pro quo - if I'd help clear brush, they'd let me stay. Not exactly what I had in mind, but then she added that with my help, they could wrap up everything in a couple of hours (it was only about noon then), and if I liked, we could all share dinner before turning in for the night. Besides, she said, they'd planned on it taking longer, and would probably keep the park closed the next day, so I could have the run of the place along with them, no other families or disturbances.
I was trapped, but I didn't mind. A couple of hours of physical workout in the woods would be just fine with me, would make dinner taste even better, and would help wash away the urban whatever it was that did need washing away. I quickly agreed.
Jim suggested we split up, with John, Anne (that other couple) and him taking the power saw along the northern trail, where he knew there were some trees fallen over the path, while Sandy and I headed for the southern one, which had sparser growth and needed work and at least a guy's strength at times, but nothing with the big saw.
That was fine with me, and soon Sandy and I had hand saws, shovels, clippers and such hefted on our shoulders and hiked south. Sandy preceded me on the trail, and I got to take a good look at her, being more and more interested as we walked. She wore hiking boots and socks, short camping shorts, and a white tank top that showed no bra line. She's about 5'5, I'd guess, shoulder length strawberry blonde hair kept out of her face with a bandana hair band, freckled a bit and pale complected, with a great ass to follow on a hike - no skinny boy buns, but a firm woman's ass that her camping shorts could not disguise. The backpack she wore just framed her - I'm guessing here - 36Bs, maybe Cs, which are jiggly enough to know they're not fake, and firm enough to rouse the dead, I'd say.
We'd hiked about a mile when we came upon a small tree across the trail, and Sandy said that it was the worst obstacle we really needed to get cleared, that she and Jim had reconnoitered the areas beforehand. So, we set about it, chopping off the branches so we could get to sawing the thinner part of the trunk, then hauling the main trunk off the trail into the woods heave by heave, leaving the pathway clear. It took us about 45 minutes, and was hot work, and we tackled it determinedly, finally resting only when the job was done.
It was then, as we swapped her half gallon jug of water back and forth between us to cool off, that I could see much more of Sandy, thanks to the perspiration that had soaked much of her tank top and still glistened on her face, arms and legs. The result was that the tank top was pretty transparent, and her breasts were on display, the nipples clearly visible, their points indenting the damp material and drawing my eyes magnetically. I don't think my gaze was lost on Sandy. As we drank, I looked back up to her face and saw her smiling, watching me.
"Oops - busted, I guess," I said with a grin.
"Well, it's not like I'm able to do much about how I look right now. I think I'm flattered that you'd be staring in what seems to be appreciation when I'm such a sweaty mess."
"You're hardly a mess, I assure you," I answered, glad she wasn't angry or something. In fact, her hair was tousled, held by a bandana. As I took a moment to look, I ran my eyes over her imperfect features (nose not quite straight, no classic cheekbones, nothing wrong, just not replicating our conventional ideas of beauty). Yet the package worked nicely, made her look attractive, like a woman who was genuinely nice, had a good sense of humor, who might or might not be sexually focused, but who you hoped, realistically or not, was.
"Well, thanks. How's that year of abstinence thing going with you anyway?"