Thanks to my consultant Qetesh, to editor Use MakeItNasty1212 for many improvements and to TessSoerensen for catching more errors before submission.
Ronald looked at Elizabeth as she rolled off of him. Her expression of satisfaction seemed to be mixed with something unusual for her. She looked smug.
Usually, after sex, she nestled into his arms and they lay quietly together. But now she wrinkled her nose and pursed her lips, stopped, then did it twice more before she pressed her body to his and relaxed.
"What was that for?"
"It was a charade. Did you get it?"
"No."
"I was a bunny."
"Why were you a bunny?"
"Because we just fucked like rabbits."
"Is it because we usually make love at night and rabbits fuck early in the morning?" he asked.
"No. Rabbits fuck all day long, every chance they get. And when they come to work, they have this expression on their faces. It's sort of a smirk. They have to be careful what they say during office hours, but their expression tells you they've been thoroughly fucked since the last time you saw them. Today, I won't be the only one without a smirk."
"Are you talking about the Masterson campaign?"
"Yes."
"I don't understand."
"Paula explained it to me. I asked her one day why almost everybody, including her, often wore that expression in the morning. She said it's because they were all out fucking like rabbits the night before, and some of them also had a quickie before they came to work."
"You don't say."
"She's one of the salaried professionals. She's not that old, but she's already worked on a lot of campaigns. She said it's always the same, and by the election, there's no difference between the volunteers and the pros.
"It's the excitement and the constant ups and downs. Every day there are little victories and little disappointments and, sometimes, big ones. She said it stirs up everyone's blood to the boiling point, so they pair off and fuck like rabbits every chance they get. Most of them swap around because they don't care which body it is, as long as it's handy. Some of them even get together and have mini-orgies."
"Where do you fit into this?" Ronald asked.
"I've been an outsider up to now. It amused me at first, especially when some of the guys hit on me. But then I became envious, so I decided to do something about it. I hope you didn't mind."
He laughed.
"Not at all."
"Would you be willing to sacrifice your body to help me out until the election?"
"Give me a minute to think about it. Okay. The answer is yes."
"Then you need to cut back on some of your evening meetings. I was ready for action last night, but I fell asleep before you came home. That's why I had to wake you this morning."
"Sorry."
She kissed him and jumped out of bed.
"Hey!"
"I've got to get going. Tonight, we'll have plenty of time."
"Tonight! But tonight I've got an ... an appointment that I'll reschedule as soon as I get to the office."
"You are the most thoughtful husband."
"Can I join you in the shower?"
"No, and you know why. You have to wait until tonight. Can you handle it?"
"I don't know. Is there a supply room at campaign headquarters? Maybe I can get away from my office and meet you there."
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When their youngest son was applying to colleges in the spring, Elizabeth began looking for work. Before resigning to give birth to the first of their three children, she had been an executive in a high-powered public relations agency, so she began talking to former colleagues.
The only openings available were for inexperienced college graduates at minimum starting salaries, so she resigned herself to the fact that it would take some time to get back in the thick of things.
When some girlfriends at lunch enthused about Andrew Masterson, the young candidate for senator, a light bulb went on in her head. Money didn't mean anything to her except as validation of her success because Ronald's real estate development and management business was hugely profitable. They had enough money to spend the rest of their lives globetrotting in style, but both of them enjoyed working.
Elizabeth asked her friends to tell her more about Masterson. They were both married, but the first things out of their mouths were about what a hunk he was. He was handsome, fit, and energetic. As a bonus, he was smart, dedicated, and idealistic.
This was his first try at running for office after building a large employment business empire from scratch. It was based on the idea that there was a huge untapped pool of what Masterson called "disposable employees," available in all ages, from right out of high school to retirees in their eighties.
Masterson felt that most of these unemployed men and women had skills that could benefit large and small companies, but other employment agencies and websites didn't want to bother spending resources to find out what they were. He assembled a team of psychologists and coders and soon was making money while at the same time building an army of loyal followers who wouldn't use any agency but his.
His political platform was based on tackling unemployment by using some of the same systems that his company used, and he was fighting entrenched politicians who were more interested in maintaining alliances than making waves.
Masterson appealed to thoughtful young voters. He also had a beautiful wife and three cute children under ten, so voters with traditional values warmed to him. His largest constituency was the one that included her friends. It was made up of women of all ages, some married, most not, who fantasized about him. Looking at him as they listened to him, he appeared to be a hero out of a romance novel: masculine, lusty, decisive, handsome, and imperious, yet tender and empathetic at the same time.
After the lunch, Elizabeth began researching Masterson, and the more she found out, the better he looked. She ran her idea by her husband, and he said he also liked Masterson as a candidate and agreed with her idea to volunteer in his campaign. She could immediately jump into a job where she could use her public relations skills, and if Masterson could upset the incumbent, her involvement would re-establish her credentials.
She was interviewed by the campaign manager, Stan, and his assistant, Paula. Elizabeth could tell within minutes that they wanted her. They spent almost an hour and a half with her asking her all kinds of questions about what appealed to her about Masterson and the best ways to market him to women in her demographic.
They also asked her some illegal questions about her relationships with her husband and children. She wasn't upset, partly because she had nothing to hide but mostly because the questions showed that Stan and Paula trusted that she wouldn't embarrass them in court for their flouting of employment laws, even though she wasn't being paid. That showed they already thought of her as a member of their team.
Stan, especially, was almost crude in his probing. They both apologized near the end of the meeting and told her they had to be careful because Masterson was now a celebrity, and they had already dealt with a couple of female stalkers.
Less than two weeks after joining the campaign, she was appointed to a newly created position as supervisor of volunteers. She no longer reported to Paula but to Stan directly, and she participated in the strategy meetings the executive team held with Masterson.
At the meetings, Stan was in charge, and the candidate deferred to him the same way as Elizabeth and the others on the team did. Stan had decades of experience in running campaigns, and he impressed Elizabeth. Though the professionals and volunteers were in awe of him, he was self-deprecating and often told stories about funny experiences in his early campaigns, especially when there were disagreements. The one who screwed up in all his anecdotes was always himself, and when everyone laughed at his foibles, it eased the tension, and everyone got back to business.
"Did all those things really happen to him?" Elizabeth once asked Paula.
"Most of the worst blunders were by people who worked with him," Paula replied. "I asked him once why he took credit for them, and guess what he told me?"
"Everything he said or did during a campaign had only one purpose," Elizabeth offered.
They both laughed. Everyone had heard Stan say that dozens of times.
All the members of the steering committee had one-on-one sessions with Stan at least once a week. During his meetings with Elizabeth, she submitted suggestions from the other volunteers and herself, and they discussed them. Once they were done with that, Stan would talk about Masterson on a personal level.