Sitting next to her husband, Maria watched the miles swish by. Riding the highway in the motorhome, that was the life. But her mind wasn't on the scenery. It was on the events of a couple nights ago β their last evening in the RV park they'd spent several days in. A small smile played briefly across her lips, as she replayed, for the millionth time, what had taken place. Maria glanced at Sam. He was busy driving, blissfully unaware. And the scenes that ran across the screen of her mind were amazing β erotic vignettes starring a stranger β a stranger that looked just like her. It made her glow and tingle between her legs.
One thing Maria and Sam Davison liked about RVing was meeting people. People in RV parks were generally happy and friendly and gregarious. Several days back, the Davisons had pulled into a nice resort, and set up for a three or four-day stay. On the first day, they met and chatted with an amiable, apparently gay, couple, Marc and Julian, who were just strolling along the lanes of the park.
After chatting casually, again, the next couple of days, The Boys, as Sam had immediately started to refer to them, invited the Davisons to join them that evening, in their 'rig'. "Come on over for dinner and drinks tonight, hey β site A63? Whaddya think? Say six-ish."
The Boys' rig, it turned out, was a super-A diesel pusher motorhome. Downright palatial in comparison to Sam and Maria's.
After welcoming them with drinks, and getting them settled on the couch, Marc and Julian set about preparing dinner in the large, open kitchen. The Davisons found them rather entertaining as they slapped and tickled β shamelessly β and constantly β groping and touching one another. After the initial shock of their open behavior, Maria and Sam felt kind of honored that The Boys felt comfortable enough to be so open with them.
Marc and Julian engaged in a steady stream of swishy banter, while they fussed in the kitchen β all the time speaking with a gay affectation, that sing-song exuberance of consciously effeminate gay men. They bragged, apropos nothing, about who had the better body, teasing each other, giggling and getting all touchy-feely with one another. Apparently harmless and non-threatening, their antics seemed to be so without guile or pretense, that they put the Davisons completely at ease.
And they were very attentive hosts, serving, first, a fine assortment of hors d'ourves, and pre-dinner aperitifs, followed by an exotic salad, as a prelude to a delicious, well-presented, gourmet meal. The wine served with dinner was exceptional and plentiful, so that Maria and Sam felt like they were being spoiled rotten. A cheese and fruit course occupied them while the main course was being cleared, then dessert wine and a delicate sweet were served. "This would be the time for cigars, if that were still the fashion," Julian chuckled, as he went to top up drinks. Both Maria and Sam declined.
"Oh," Marc declared, "but you've just got to try the new cocktail Julian invented. We call it a 'Boyz Own' β spelt with a Z. It's simply divine!" Curious, both Sam and Maria accepted. After a critical sip, Sam, admitted, "This is really β reeeaalllly β good!" Maria nodded her agreement.
The foursome chatted like old friends, the conversation never lagging, and over the next hour, Julian topped up Sam's glass more than a couple times. Gradually Sam's head began to bob, until he finally gave in, and laid it back, saying, "Just resting my eyes for a moment." Shortly after, succumbing at last to fatigue and alcohol, Sam began loudly sawing logs. In retrospect, Maria wondered if his drinks had been spiked. Now, in the cold, sober light of reality, she suspected they had, but, as tipsy as she was, she thought nothing of it at the time.
The Boys gently moved Sam into the bedroom, "So we don't wake him with our carrying-on," Marc whispered, conspiratorially.
"... or have to converse over his snoring," Julian added, with a giggle.
"I should take him home," Maria protested.
"Oh, no!" The Boys said, almost in unison. "He'll be just fine!"
Maria nodded slowly. "Okay. We'll stay for a bit, then. Just a bit."
"Oh, goodie," Julian purred. They both smiled most engagingly.
While they puttered about, cleaning up, refreshing drinks, offering sweet tidbits β buzzing around β almost as if they're on speed, Maria thought to herself β The Boys debated, once again, in their outrageously gay artifice, who had the best, most sculpted β hardest β body. And looked to Maria for a ruling. Strutting up and down in front of her, Marc announced, "This is an on-going discussion between us. You're completely unbiased, eh? We'll show you, and you can decide!" He clapped his hands together, pleased that that was settled. Maria just sat quietly, eyes wide, while Julian changed the music. Everything coming at her so fast, coupled with the effects of the alcohol, left her more than a little bemused.
Standing side-by-side, in front of Maria, The Boys exchanged secret smiles as they began to sway to the music. Dancing, at first in unison, Marc took a tiny step back and waited, still swaying, as Julian smoothly, gracefully removed his shirt. Julian, then, passed the baton back to Marc with his eyes. Fluidly, Marc teased his own shirt off.
Maria sat motionless, fascinated β rapt and speechless. Granted, she had not seen many strippers, "But," she marveled, "these two seem to really know what they're doing!" Their moves were very skilled, classic male stripper moves, filled with art and grace β and their bodies... "Oh, my!" Maria gasped, as each slow, teasing reveal proceeded.
"Now pay attention, Maria, dear," Marc chided, sensing Maria's eyes beginning to glaze. "You're the sole judge, here." And so, they went on, dancing in and out of unison, taking turns without seeming to pause, cleverly unwrapping: arms and legs β defined without being stringy; abs and pecs β chiseled and shaped; butts β rounded and tight. Until, finally, The Boys were parading about in their skivvies, showing off their poise through poses and motion.
They eventually came to a stop directly in front of Maria, close enough that she could feel the heat on her face emanating from their growing boners that strained at their briefs. Then, together, with a choreographed smoothness, they both bent and peeled their underwear down, off their respective hips and down their thighs to drop to their ankles and be delicately kicked aside β the Full Monty, as it were! Maria was surprised, but, oddly, still felt safe; after all, they were flaming homosexuals, weren't they?