Thanks, Katherine, for the wonderful moments of intense arousal we have shared whilst composing these stories!
Katherine rolled over lazily on her pillow and looked at the clock on her nightstand. The time was a little after six in the evening. She noticed the blinking light on the answering machine. Pressing the PLAY button she heard Joseph' voice. "Katherine, I am at work and will be a bit late this evening. Call me when you get this message."
Katherine sighed. Joseph was so boring. And not just in bed.
Motioning to her guest to keep quiet, she dialed Joseph at work. "Katherine, I will be late at work. Please do not be upset with me."
Katherine sighed, "Never mind, Joseph. I understand. Work comes first."
"But Katherine, I know I promised to take you and your friends to dinner and a movie tonight. It might be late and I am quite tired as it is now. Can we ask them to take a rain check instead?"
Katherine sort of snickered, "Don't worry, Joseph. We can fix up a salad here at home and watch a movie here at home."
"Oh, Katherine, did the handyman come over to repair the leaks we had at home?"
Katherine looked at her guest, winked at him, and answered, "Yes, he did come over and plug all the holes."
"Thanks, honey buns. Will see you later. Ta-ta and luv."
Honey buns? Joseph was getting more and more boring with every passing day!
Joseph arrived a little past 10 pm, looking quite tired indeed. Katherine served him a freshly tossed salad, which Joseph devoured with a healthy appetite. Thin slices of carrots, celery, cucumber, and zucchini, touched with dressing, nicely tossed about in a colorful dish. "Delicious dressing, Katherine! It's new? What is it called?"
Katherine turned away, to face the refrigerator, and smile secretly. "It's called CREAMY ITALIAN CAESAR. But you cannot get it at the store; it has to be home-made, at the last minute."
Joseph kept eating, savoring the dressing, "You are too good a wife, honey buns!"