"So, Frank, that's how it has to be." My wife sighed, "If I don't have his baby, and raise it, my dad will not only be a cripple for the rest of his life, but a bankrupt, as well."
"Cheryl," I began.
"Luke, you know how much I owe my parents. I can't let them be poor and homeless." She hesitated. "I mean, they could move in with us." There was a lift at the end that made that a question. "But we've only got the two bedrooms and your office. I mean, we could move your office out to the living room..." She broke down, tears flowing. "But my dad would be a cripple when they got through with him, and where would we get the money for his medical costs?" The tears ran in rivers down her cheeks. The effect was ruined by the snot dripping out of her nose.
"I don't understand. Your father borrowed money from a black gangster he can't repay. But he'll forgive it if you raise his bastard?"
"But it wouldn't be a bastard, honey. It'd be our child." She dried her face with her sleeve and sat back. "I'll go off birth control. Then, after my next period, he'll breed me."
"What the hell about me? What do I do? Clean his dick for him?" Angrily, I went to get beer.
"No, don't be gross. No one wants to disrespect you. He's giving you a choice." She pursed her lips, trying to find the best way to lay out the options. "If you'll get a vasectomy, I can stay with you and just go over to him a couple times a day for breeding sessions." She looked at me hopefully, before sighing again and shaking her head. "Or, once my next period begins, I go and live with him until I'm preggers."
She watched me, hardly daring to breathe while I finished my beer and made my decision. "Well, I'm not getting cut for your father. I don't owe him a damn thing." I got up to get another of what might just be an endless line of beers. As I left, I said, "But I guess you have to do what you have to do."
"Oh, thank you, darling! I knew you'd understand." She said joyfully.
But I didn't understand. Or if I did, it didn't mattered.
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