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The drop-dead gorgeous woman blindsided me in the bar on the last night of the conference while I was gazing at another beautiful woman.
"I havenât figured you out," she said.
"What do you mean?"
"Yesterday morning you asked someone to take pictures of the people in our breakout session with your camera, and you stood so close to me I could hear you breathing. Last night, I saw you staring at me across this room. But you havenât said one word to me."
I looked down at her hands.
"That's because you're married.â
It made her laugh. I liked her laugh. It was a full, honest laugh. She didnât hold back.
"That was a good one," she said. "We both know that's not it. My guess is youâre a Photoshop expert. I've been trying to imagine what youâre going to do with the photos of you next to me. Most of my ideas are really perverse."
"Care to share them?"
She laughed again.
"You
are
good. I see you're married, too. What would happen if your wife saw the photos?"
"Iâll show them to her as soon as I get home. She's interested in my work."
"You don't say."
She was thoughtful for a moment.
"Youâre either a genius or a pervert, maybe both. I just got it. Now I'm going to blackmail you, so listen carefully if you donât want to be called in for sexual harassment. I promise I won't make any trouble for you if you do as I say tomorrow.
âItâs only a half-day, but Iâll be with you as much as I can. Weâll both use your camera. I will take pictures of you next to good-looking women, and you'll take pictures of me next to good-looking men. Before we leave, you'll upload your pictures of me onto my laptop. Got it?"
"Not the blackmail part," I said. "All my photos are totally innocuous group shots. If you accuse me of anything, I'm going to tell everyone the truth, which is that you came up to me tonight and started talking dirty. I can pass a lie detector test on that one. Maybe the bartender saw you and will be my witness.
âNow that weâve dispensed with the blackmail, I can tell you I think your idea is terrific, and I'm looking forward to working with you tomorrow and doing everything you suggested. By the way, my name is Val. I've seen you in the building, but I don't know who you are or which department you work in."
*******
I saw the woman from work â her name was Jolie â a few times at the office after that. We nodded at each other. She was at a convention with me five months later, and after the Wednesday night session, I was sitting in the bar and saw her make a beeline for me.
She ordered a vodka martini, took a sip and made almost a three-hundred-and-sixty-degree rotation as she looked around the room before she spoke softly, looking toward the entrance and not at me.
"It worked like magic, way beyond anything I expected. The first two nights, all he did was glance at a few of them and he was rarinâ to go. It was fantastic.
âAfter that, he wanted me to talk about the men. He was disappointed when I told him I didnât know any of them, and the photos were only to make him jealous so he would be motivated to proving his manhood. I said it obviously worked.
âI thought that would be the end of it, but he kept asking questions, and I got confused. It took me couple of days to realize what he wanted. I started to make up stories. That got him more turned on than the when I showed him the photos. Some of my stories even turned me on.â
"That's because you're a woman," I said.
"Thanks a lot. So your wife likes stories. How do you come up with them?"
"That's what I do when I stare at women in the bar. It's not connected to the photos. When I'm taking pictures, all I do is look for a hot woman to stand next to.
âWhen I'm in the bar, I look around and try to spot an interesting looking woman who isnât close to me. I sneak glances at her and start imagining meeting her and seducing her or her seducing me in her room or mine. I often make notes so I don't forget the story. Sometimes, I see the woman catching me looking at her. If she starts returning my glances, I get up and leave, so I don't give her the wrong idea."
"Itâs a great system," Jolie said. "I don't think it would work for a woman. Let me tell you something strange. After a couple of weeks, I was worried that my husband might really believe me, so I told him that I was happy about how my stories aroused him, but I promised him that I would never cheat on him. You wonât believe what he said.â
"Something like this. He appreciated your loyalty, but from now on you didn't need to remind him, because it was much more exciting to imagine you might really do the things you were telling him."
"Thatâs right," she said, "and look what he bought me. Iâm supposed to use it the next few days.â
She pulled out an expensive miniature camera, one of those high-resolution spy things that you can put in your pocket or hide in your sleeve.
"We're going to take turns using it,â she said. "Deal?"
"Deal," I said.
***************
Our company finished buying out a competitor a week after the convention, and the CEO scheduled a retreat for the acquisition's top executives to get to know our key people. Jolie was among the seventy people at the resort six weeks later.
After the first session, we sat at the bar again.
"When I spoke to my husband yesterday before I left, I felt he wouldn't mind if I seduced you," she said quickly and laughed. It wasnât the laugh I liked. It was a short, nervous laugh.
"My wife said the same thing. Do you think they talked it over?"
She laughed her real laugh, her good laugh.
"What an imagination you have!" she said. âI think theyâre playing games with themselves to make our stories feel more real.
"You know, even though I never talk to you except out of town, I feel like I know you a little bit. You are an attractive man with a good sense of humor, and you donât cheat. If I had met you before my husband, who knows?â
"And you are one of the most beautiful women I've ever met. I know that doesnât mean much to you, because youâre one of those women who takes pride in her brains and is insulted when someone compliments her looks.â
"Not necessarily," she said.
"So your husband knows about me? I bet it's for the same reason my wife knows about you."
"Yes," said Jolie. "When I came home with all those photos last time, he said I must not have attended any work sessions. So I told him how you helped me and I helped you so we could get quite a bit done in a short time. He asked a lot of questions about you."
"After I told her about you, my wife grilled me and was disappointed I couldnât tell her things like what perfume you wear. She wore me out with her questions, but she had more orgasms that night than I could ever recall. Am I getting too graphic? Shut me up if Iâm offending you."
"You realize we could both be fired for inappropriate behavior if someone knew what we were talking about," she said, and she quickly looked around before speaking again.
"Iâve flirted a little at the office, but only in fun. I never imagined having this kid of conversation with anyone but my husband.
âFunny thing. Iâm less concerned with getting caught than with my husbandâs reactions the last time I spoke about you. Afterward, I had an uneasy feeling and started regretting that I ever met you. Maybe the rewards arenât worth the risks.â
"I know what youâre saying,â I replied. âI guess I was naive in thinking it was all innocent fun. Itâs just a game, but when she told me she wouldnât be angry if I slept with you, it spooked me.â
"That's exactly the way I felt. He didn't come out and say it like your wife did, but I could tell that's what he was hoping for. What are we going to do?"
"We can't do anything now," I said. "I think we've been here too long already.â
"Come to my room tonight after the evening session," she said. "Don't look at me that way. I will be fully dressed, and there won't be any drinks. We can work on our stories together and get them done fast and you can sneak back to your room."
"Okay," I said. "We've already got the beginning of the story. Itâs about meeting in the bar and me sneaking to your room."
*****
"I'm worried, Val," said Jolie. It was four months after the merger retreat, and we were at another conference. She had come over to where I was eating breakfast alone and asked me to come to her room so we could talk privately. We were taking a big chance, because it was daytime, and someone might accidentally spot me going in there.
"Me, too," I said. "I think this is the last time we are going to meet, and I'm not taking any photos at this conference."
"I hope that works," she said. "I picked up the phone at least three times to call you at the office in the last couple of months, but I felt I couldn't break our unwritten agreement just because I felt trapped. After the merger retreat, my husband didn't want to hear any stories about the men in the photos. He just wanted to talk about you.