Fuck me. That is not the only thought going around in my head but probably the most prevalent. Sweaty palms, the walls are closing in, it feels like I cannot breathe. Am I doing the right thing? Shit, too late now.
Standing here at the front of the church, dressed up like some Peacock. Is it too late? Leanne, her mother, my mother, have been planning for months.
Shit there it is. The wedding march starts to boom out over the speakers. I look back, the church is full of all our friends and relatives. They have a guy high in the gallery, videoing and live streaming to those that cannot be here.
There she is. Leanne simply looks stunning, I watch as she takes her father's arm, then those first few steps down the aisle.
Zac, my groomsman leans over and whispers not so quietly. "It's not too late mate, you can still make a run for it." Laughing at his own stupid joke. Zac and my best man Karl, have been my best friends since primary school.
Zac's dumb joke gives me clarity. I can do this and happily live with it. I look at Karl. ''I can't do this. One of you will have to marry her."
With that I turn and bolt through the side door. Around the back of the church and through the old historic grave yard. Over the fence and across old man Johnstone's orchard to Willard street, where I have left my truck.
I can do this. Opening the laptop, I pause for a second, before hitting send. The thing about modern weddings, they are planned using social media. I have everyone's phone numbers; email and face book accounts, also the link to the live streaming. The only people who are not going to get the video I have just sent, are both mine and Leanne's parents, plus a few elderly relatives. Everyone else gets a copy.
What are they going to see?
First clip; Leanne's friends toasting her. "Here's to your last night out as a single lady."
Second clip; Is of Leanne sucking on a big fat cock, the shot pan's away to show it belongs to the best man, Karl.
Third clip; Is a close up of a pussy taking a really pounding to the screams of '' Oh god fuck me." Again, as the shot pan's away, to show Leanne cumming like a train, as good old Karl fucks her. The shot then skips to show a cunt dripping with a load of cum.