I was sitting at my computer doing some work and enjoying the peace while Denise was at work, Denise, my wife worked full time and I was fortunate to be able to work the hours that suited me.
The telephone rang disturbing my concentration; I walked across and harshly barked down the telephone YES.
"Mike it's Sue, I need to talk with you and it's pretty personal and I'm not sure how to go about it so please bare with me for a minute."
I scratched my head it was very unusual for Sue to ring me so I assumed it was fairly important and agreed to listen.
"John and I have had an almighty argument and I need to know if what he was saying is true or if he was just trying to hurt me. This morning he said that we needed to talk as he was getting bored with our relationship and it needed some spicing up, he said that he wanted to do a threesome and the third person was you. Has he ever mentioned this to you?"
I had to think, John had asked me if I would be up for a threesome with Sue and unbeknown to Sue and Denise, John and I had been exchanging naked pictures of our wives over the email and talking about threesomes for quite awhile, it was a fantasy but we lived in hope.
"Well he did ask once but we were both drunk so I didn't take much notice," I lied.
"So did you or did you not say that you would go for it?" asked Sue.
My mind was spinning I didn't want to drop John in it but as John had already brought the subject up with her I thought I might as well be honest.
"Yes, I did say that I wanted to have sex with you and I also agreed that if the opportunity ever arose I would be up for a threesome."
I could hear a distinct sigh down the telephone and already I was regretting saying it, what if she told Denise then I would be in deep shit.
"I want to do it, I want a threesome but not with John, I want to have a threesome with you and Denise. I think the reason our sex life has gone bad is that men don't turn me on, I have this curious urge to try it with a woman, which does turn me on thinking about it."
" Well," was all I could reply, I didn't know what to say, I was lost for words.
"If you and Denise agree it does mean you get to have sex with me as well," she said trying to pre-empt my thoughts.
"Sue I would love to do it, but I really can't see Denise going along with it, she's a bit of a prude at the best of times," I replied realising that a golden opportunity was within my grasp.
"I remember Denise saying that when you were in Amsterdam she smoked some pot and that it made her incredibly horny, what if we try that. I could stay the night at your place, tell Denise that John and I had had an argument and I was punishing him," explained Sue.
"Feeling horny and doing it with a woman are two different things, I still don't think it would work, Denise is just not the type," I said knowing that there was little chance it would happen.
"At least let's have a try, we'll have a few glasses of wine then I'll get a couple of joints out, once we've smoked them you excuse yourself from the room and leave the rest to me."
It sounded like a reasonable plan and I had nothing to lose, as Sue would be making the entire running, so if the shit hit the fan it wouldn't be flying in my direction, so I agreed to try it.
Sue thanked me and said she would be around early evening, but for now my head was spinning with expectation and concern that it may not work.