Black Tie Optional
Rita and Sofia sat next to each other on the large sofa in the living room of Rita's house. Their husbands flanked them on the couch. Rita is a gorgeous five-foot-five 35-year-old with shoulder length light brown hair and fair skin. She has large natural breasts and a round bottom. Sofia, also 35, is a Puerto Rican beauty with long raven black hair that stops in the middle of her back. She is the same height and has a similar body type to Rita. In other words, she also has big tits and a nice ass.
Their husbands are perfect examples of regular-looking white guys. Both are about five-foot-ten. Both have medium builds. On a scale of one to ten for looks, each is about a 7.5 overall.
Once a week, the two couples get a babysitter for their kids and have a double date. On this night, they had finished their takeout Chinese food and the movie they watched was ending. The motion picture had been much raunchier than they had expected. As the credits rolled, the foursome began talking about the jokes in the comedy.
"It was hilarious," said Sofia's husband, Tony.
"It was okay, but sort of juvenile," said Sofia.
Darren, Rita's husband, said, "I agree with Tony. That movie was great."
"You
would
think so," said Rita. "It was like it was written by, and for, teenage boys."
"What do you mean?" said Tony.
Sofia replied, "She means that all the jokes were dirty and every female character in the movie showed her boobs at least once. Even the grandmother."
"And that scene in the restaurant was ridiculous," Rita added.
"C'mon. That was the best scene," said Tony.
"The lead female character crawls under the table and gives her boyfriend a blowjob in a busy restaurant. No woman would ever do that," his wife Sofia said.
"Maybe not you two, but I think a cool girl might," replied Darren.
Rita said indignantly, "Did you just say that we're not cool?"
"That's not what he's saying," Tony defended. "The character in the movie was supposed to be 22 years old. You two are more mature than that."
"So, you're saying we're lame
and
old?" Sofia asked with a hint of irritation.
"No. It's just that young girls are more interested in fun," said Tony.
"Oh, now I get it. You two think we're lame, old, and not fun," said Rita. "If you think that, why do you stay married to us?"
Hoping to break the tension, Darren smiled and said, "Huge knockers."
Tony laughed. The wives did not. At this point, the men realized that there was no way of getting out of the hole they had dug. They cleaned up the place settings from dinner and loaded the dishwasher. Fifteen minutes later, Darren and Rita were driving home.
*****
A few days passed, and Rita and Sofia went shopping for dresses for the big gala that Saturday night. Darren and Tony jointly own a production studio and had produced a video about the gala's honoree, a billionaire philanthropist. Because the video would be screened at the event, the husbands got four complimentary tickets to the dinner that cost most of the other attendees $5,000 per seat. The invitation said, "
Black Tie Optional
", meaning everyone would be dressed in upscale attire.
As Rita and Sofia walked out of their dressing rooms at the boutique, each woman was wearing the elegant, but conservative, dress she had chosen. While they made plans for how and when they would meet up on Saturday, they began to talk about the movie they had watched with their husbands. More to the point, they spoke about their husbands' comments about them following the movie.
"How dare they say that we aren't cool?" Rita asked.
"Or that we're not fun?" asked Sofia.
Rita added, "Or not as young as a 22-year-old?"
"Well, that one is just objectively true. I mean it's simple math," Sofia said. "But we're cool and fun, right?"
"Yeah," said Rita. She thought for a bit, trying to find recent proof of her coolness, then said, "When we were on vacation last year, Darren and I rented a motorcycle."
"Do you mean that motorized tricycle with the two wheels in the front?" Sofia asked rhetorically.
"Um... yeah," said Rita.
"I'm not going to count that thing as a motorcycle," said Sofia. She thought for a couple of seconds, then said proudly, "I was in a wet tee-shirt contest."
Rita responded, "Sofia, I was there. That was 14 years ago. You wore a black tee-shirt, and you kept your bra on underneath. It was the only time I've ever heard a girl booed at a wet tee-shirt contest."
In an epiphany, Sofia said, "Oh my goodness, we
are
lame."
"I'm sure we have something going for us," Rita said, trying to reassure her friend and herself.
As Sofia looked in the full-length mirror, she began to laugh. "What's so funny?" asked Rita.
"Your husband told us what we have going for us," Sofia said.
The women looked at each other and said in unison, "Huge knockers."
Both burst out in laughter.
Rita said, "But seriously, we have to be less lame."
"Starting with not buying these dresses," said Sofia.
*****
That Saturday, the two couples entered the hotel ballroom for the formal gala. The room was a sea of round tables with a long dais at the front where the honoree and dignitaries would sit. Darren and Tony looked handsome in their black tuxedos. The ladies were stunning, decked out in what they had bought earlier that week. Sofia was wearing a tight blue dress that hugged her curves. The dress was so low-cut that her tits were practically spilling out of it. Rita was wearing a sheer cream-colored silk dress. She was braless and the air conditioning was running full blast. Her hard pink nipples were poking against the fabric that was so thin the outlines of her puffy areolas were visible.
The invitation said there would be dinner before the awards ceremony. The couples were seated at a table in a corner at the very back of the room. Tony and Darren supposed that they were assigned to the table because they were not big wigs like most of the people at the event. Also at the table of six was an average-looking 40-year-old named Tim, a middle manager at the honoree's company. Tim had brought his wife, Nancy, a very attractive 39-year-old petite blonde with a tiny waist and perky B-cup breasts. Nancy looked to be no more than five feet tall.
While dessert was being served, the emcee announced that the program would start shortly. Rita looked at the layout of the room and how people were seated at their table. So that Rita, Sofia, and the other woman could more easily see the program, they were facing the rest of the room, with their backs to the wall. This meant that the men at the table were sitting with their backs to the rest of the room. Each table had a long black tablecloth that extended to the floor.
Rita leaned in close to Sofia's ear and whispered, "Do you definitely want to prove to the guys that we're not lame?"
Sofia whispered back, "I thought that's why we wore these dresses."
"The dresses are just the appetizer. I'm talking about the main course," whispered Rita.
"Okay, I'll ask. What's the main course?" Sofia whispered.
At an even lower volume, Rita said, "When they dim the lights and start the video, we're going to crawl under this table and suck our husband's cocks."
"Like the girl in the movie?" said Sofia.
"Just like the girl in the movie," confirmed Rita.