[To the reader: This is a greatly expanded version of "Beyond the Vows", which I posted this winter. As before, it has a lot of sex in it, but it's meant to be more of an erotic cautionary tale than a stroke story. If the latter is what you're looking for--and who isn't?--my apologies. Special thanks to jasperscribbler for his very useful criticism of the original.]
Prologue: New Year's Eve
"That woman I saw you kiss in the kitchen," said my wife as we were driving home, "if you'd known I wouldn't mind, would you have had sex with her?"
"I don't think her husband would have been too happy about it. And that's not what we do, you and I, is it?"
"No, it hasn't been, not so far," she said, "but I've been thinking. This year we both turn 39. I'm really not looking forward to 40. Before we get there, I'd like us to have some adventures."
"What kind of adventures?"
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw her smile. "Naughty ones . . ."
***
February
My wife is on the bed with the guy. I'm in a chair a few feet away with my dick in my hand. We're all naked. He's touching my wife everywhere: her breasts, her nipples, between her legs. She has his penis. They moan and murmur: "ooooh . . . yesss . . . that's it . . . no,
there
. . . so wet . . . don't stop . . ."
She's forgotten about me. She's totally focused on this guy--on what he's doing to her with his tongue and his fingers, and what he's about to do with that big, thick cock. She's putting it in her mouth now, slurping on it, as he winces with pleasure and works another finger into her.
My erection is wilting: this is more unsettling than I'd expected. If she really loves me, how can she be so into this? I still want to see it, though.
She rolls onto her back and spreads herself for him. I can smell her. "Fuck me," she hisses, looking into his eyes, "I want that big thing in my cunt." He moves between her legs and gives me a quick glance, then slides his dick between the swollen lips. He sinks himself into her, and begins to pump.
My wife fucks back at him, throwing her hips up to meet his thrusts, and lifting her knees so he can get in deeper. They go at it like animals, hard and fast. She comes first, scratching and squealing. A few seconds later, it's his turn. Stiffening, he empties himself into her. There must be a lot: it's a long time before he stops twitching, and collapses beside her.
They lie there fondling each other. Finally, my wife gives him a kiss, then climbs out of bed and comes over to me. Straddling me, she settles in my lap and takes my limp penis in her hand.
"Are you O.K.?" she asks softly.
"I guess so. That was kind of intense."
Her brow wrinkles. "Oh baby, please don't worry. That was nothing but
foreplay
. For
us
!" Her stroking feels nice; I remain soft.
"Sorry," I say, gesturing at my dick. "I don't know, it was working earlier."
She gives me a small, wicked smile. She's so bad. "Maybe we need a little lube. I just happen to have some right here." Letting go of me, she reaches between her legs. When she touches me again, her hand is slick with his goo. She resumes stroking. In seconds, I'm hard as a rock.
She raises herself and takes me inside her. Her pussy is hot and slippery, and she's whispering in my ear about how good he felt. I'm fine now. This is how we'd hoped it would be. Scarcely a minute later, I've added my semen to his.
***
April
Wendy is between us on the sofa as she fires up the joint. It's very strong: a couple of hits and I'm gone. It seems like years before I surface to find Wendy and my wife slouched back with their eyes closed, holding hands.
I look at Wendy. She's all soft skin and lavender silk and wild black hair. I reach out and touch her cheek, then run my fingers down over her throat to the thin fabric covering her breasts and hard nipples and tight belly. She sighs and turns to me, her eyes still closed and lips parted.
We kiss for a long time. Her mouth tastes like gin and marijuana. I open my eyes again. My wife is snuggled up against her, nuzzling her neck. I reach around them, unzip my wife's dress, and slide it off her shoulders. She, in turn, unzips Wendy, and the lavender silk slips down Wendy's arms, exposing her breasts. We stroke them and play with her nipples as she moans with pleasure.
I decide I have on too many clothes. I watch my wife and Wendy as I undress. They're kissing now, tongues busy. Wendy starts to explore between my wife's thighs and gets tangled up in her dress. My wife raises herself slightly and slides dress and panties the rest of the way off; Wendy does the same with hers and now they're naked, and they're opening their legs for each other and their fingers are sliding in and out of each other's pussies. They're making little noises and I can smell their heat.
My wife comes up for air. "Jesus, I'm high," she says. "This is wild--it's like we're . . . other people, or something, doing all this. Does that make any sense? It's O.K., right?"
"It's better than O.K., love," I say, "but why don't we move the party into the bedroom?"
Wendy says, "And could we maybe have one more teeny hit . . .?"
So now we're really stoned, and it's skin on skin on skin: bodies writhing together on the bed, touching, squeezing, stroking, licking. Breasts dangle over me. I tongue one nipple, then the other. A warm, busy mouth is swallowing my cock, but whose? The nipples are my wife's so it must be Wendy's, but we're still slithering around and the mouth moves on. A fragrant pussy descends on my face, and I nuzzle and lick and suck its juicy folds while someone plays with my cock then slips it into tight wetness. As they ride me, they grab each other's breasts and kiss feverishly.
My wife pulls Wendy off my cock and down onto the bed between her spread legs. "Honey, do
me
!" she commands. Wendy buries her face in my wife's crotch, as I grab her hips from behind and put my dick back into her.
My wife and I lock eyes. It may be Wendy's pussy I'm thrusting into, but I feel like I'm fucking them both. When we come, it's like I've been turned inside out.
***
May
"Good lord, look at those three over there. That's really hot."
"That was you and Will and Zeke about ten minutes ago, my love."
"No way. I wasn't screaming like that, was I?"
"Louder."
"What a party. Aren't you glad we came?"
"You bet. Hmmm . . . I think someone's dripping on my foot."
"Oh god, sorry--can you hand me some of those tissues? Of course, if you guys wore condoms, life would be a lot less messy."
"A lot less fun for us, too. Besides, it's a turn-on seeing other guys' stuff leaking out of you."
"So how was Carly?"
"Nice. She doesn't move around much, but she does amazing things with her pussy."
"Anyone else caught your eye?"
"That little woman with the pointy tits and the red bush is mighty fine. You know, Molly's cousin. I don't know where she went, though. How about you?"
"Alex looks like he could stretch a girl nicely, but Angie says he's into anal."
"So?"
"So, I don't do anal with anyone but you, sweet pea."
"You could. Think what it might do for Swedish-American relations."
"No doubt, but that one's just for us, and don't you forget it."
"Yeah, I know, I'm just kidding. Speaking of well-hung Vikings, here comes the man now. You may not think so, but three's a crowd. I'm going to search for my little redhead."
"O.K., sweetie, see you later."
"Bye."
***
July
My wife and I are sipping our morning cappuccinos in the hotel breakfast room when the awful couple with the unspeakable mother sit down uninvited at our table.
"We thought we'd join you," says the unspeakable mother. "The place is
so
crowded, and we certainly didn't want to have to share a table with any of
them
."
"Waving their arms around and jabbering away, and not a word of English," explains her awful daughter. "I know they can't help it, but
please
. . ."
The daughter's husband, who's really only awful because he lets them get away with it, has managed to grab the seat next to my wife. He's been surreptitiously checking her out all week, much to her amusement. Today, he and the awful ones are supposed to fly out.
The waiter arrives to take their order. As usual, the women are rude. My wife has finished her coffee and is giving me an urgent let's-get-out-of-here look. Then she suddenly smiles to herself, sits back, and asks the waiter for another cappuccino. She winks at me.
The awful women begin to hold forth loudly about the rampant dishonesty and poor hygiene of the natives. My wife appears to be terribly interested. I see the husband abruptly stiffen and his eyes go wide. I notice my wife's hand has disappeared under the table. The husband is looking, in fact, a lot like someone whose fly has been unzipped, and whose dick is being fiddled with. The awful wife and the unspeakable mother are, as usual, unaware of anything but the sound of their own voices. They drone on and on.
The husband appears to be paralyzed. He has his juice glass in a death grip and his eyes are now completely unfocused. My wife, on the other hand, is the picture of innocence as she nods agreement with something the awful wife has just said. The husband tenses, closes his eyes, and lets out a tiny yip.
"What did you say, Charles?" asks the unspeakable mother, but he seems to be momentarily incapable of speech. My wife's hand reemerges from under the table; she starts to wipe it on a napkin, then reconsiders. She stands.