Author's Note: As always, reading the previous chapters will give you more background but this chapter is intended to stand on its own also. Feedback is appreciated.
All characters involved in sexual situations are over 18. All rights reserved.
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From the Cineplex restroom, Sue texts her friend:
Sue: Help! Movie sucks. What now?
Lynne:???
Sue: Movie I picked is awful.
Lynne: So? Leave.
Sue: I dragged Jon to see this thing, "stupid chick flick" he called it. Supposed to be a romantic evening.
Lynne: 2 early 2 come home. Kiddos still up.
Sue: Yup.
Lynne: BMBJ
Sue:?
Lynne: Bad Movie Blow Job. If neither of you care about the movie but can't leave, spice it up by being naughty in the back row.
Sue: I can't do that!
Lynne: Sure you can. Be his little plaything. Rules of the BMBJ say you can't leave until one or both of you have cum. J
Sue: I hate you.
Lynne: Enjoy! Ttyl.
Sue makes her way back into the dark theatre finding her husband digging in the bottom of the popcorn bucket for stray kernels, not even pretending to watch the angsty teens on screen blather about their horrible, love-starved lives.
"Did I miss anything?" she whispers, snuggling in next to him.
"Don't know," he glances up. "Probably not."
"Look, I know 'chick flicks' aren't your thing. And this one is particularly bad..."
"Yaw think?" Eye roll.
"...but I really do appreciate you coming with me." She is clinging to his arm now, leaning over the armrest, brushing her breasts against his arm.
Jon glances into her smoldering eyes before sneaking a glance around the dark room. Apparently most people had read the reviews and heeded them. The theatre is not crowded and there is no one close by to notice her inappropriate flirting, nor even the whispering.
"Well, while there isn't much for me here on the screen, I do enjoy the company. And nothing beats fresh, theatre popcorn, either!"
She gives him the smack on the arm that deserves and glances back at the weepy gal-pals projected before them.
"What do you mean? The blonde has giant boobs; don't tell me you don't appreciate that!"
"But I'm not supposed to notice things like that. That would be disrespecting the beautiful, independent woman I'm with."
"But I bet my full-blooded, American man did notice."
"Uh..."
"Thank you for being respectful enough not to let on, though."
"You're welcome. I try to strike a balance between being a full-blooded, American man and a modern, open-minded, American man in a committed relationship."
"So, since the movie is so bad, you have my permission to look. You think those babes are fake?"
After a brief glance over to make sure she isn't baiting an idealistic trap for him, Jon turns a discriminating eye to the screen.
"Oh, yeah. But not as fake as her acting skills."
"Hehe," she snickers, glancing around the darkened room again to ensure they aren't disturbing the few people still trying to follow the tortured storyline on-screen.
"I, of course, still prefer your simply gorgeous, all-natural chest," he gallantly continues.
"Bullshit," she hisses back. "Don't be a lying ass. She's got great tits and we both know it."
"She ought to; she obviously paid enough for them."
Sue stifles another giggle and presses her chest against his arm again. She recognizes that she is behaving like a silly school girl on a date with her jock boyfriend but she finds that she is suddenly enjoying the role. Having freedom to be politically INcorrect is oddly thrilling and she feels the rush of excitement just like she used to have all those years ago. She hopes that giving her polite, considerate husband the same freedom will likewise thrill him.
"So which of the babes on the screen there has the better pair? "
Jon is surprised to find himself comparing and commenting on women's breasts with his feminist spouse, but he relishes the opportunity to do so. Maybe there is something to her recent apologies and insistence that she has revised her opinions in respect to their private lives.
"The blonde's are pretty impressive but have you noticed how the brunette's nips are always pointy?"
"Mm-hm. I'd noticed that," Sue acknowledges, both disgusted at herself for treating the women in the movie as mere sex objects and privately, perversely thrilled to be sharing an inappropriately sexy moment with her husband. "They probably built points into her costumes."
"Aw, man, don't go spoiling my adolescent fantasies that she is just perpetually aroused and her nipples stick out like that."
"Sorry, my horny little boy; didn't mean to crush your dreams.
My
pointy tips are sticking out like that, though," she whispers, sitting up straight beside him and pushing her chest forward to prove the point (or "points" as the case may be). Inviting him to stare at her aroused nipples sends another flutter of excitement through her heart.
I really am becoming more slutty for him
, she thinks.
And I like it. Mandy would be scandalized but Lynne would be proud of me.
"Take your bra off," he demands.
In for penny, in for a pound
, she shrugs. Brazenly thrusting her chest even further forward, she reaches behind her back and under her blouse to unclasp her bra. Then she does that thing that women do, pulling her arms inside her shirt and wiggling around until she is free of the restriction.
"Better?" she coos, letting the now obvious tips of her breasts tent out her silky shirt.
"Very nice. Very, very nice."
"Glad my middle-age boobs don't disappoint."
"Too bad your shirt doesn't button in the front," he comments.
"You'd make me unbutton it wouldn't you?"
"I'd try."
"I'd do it."
"Really?"
She glances around the quiet theatre. Nobody is paying them the slightest attention as their seats are very near the back of the almost empty theatre. "Only for you. It'd be hard and I'd be mortified but I would do it if you asked."
"I'm starting to believe you really would. You really are trying to change your ways for me, aren't you?"
"Lynn says that since I ask you not to look at other women's boobs, I have to be willing to show you mine whenever you like. It's only fair."
"But you told me tonight, it's okay to look at the on-screen boobs." He nods back to the front of the theatre where Bodacious Blonde Betty and Pointy Tip Patricia are pouring out their true feelings to one another.
They watch the posturing actresses for a few moments without paying much attention to the dialog.
"The director was obviously a 'breast man', huh? Looks like the cameramen are playing 'Dueling Tit Shots,'" Jon snorts.
"Sure seems that way," Sue laughs along. "And just because I gave temporary reprieve from the looking at other women's boobs rule, doesn't mean I'm going to renege on my commitment to give you rights over mine."
Jon looks back to her with a smile. "I have 'rights' now? Doesn't that go against some feminist manifesto that you've been quoting to me for years?"
"Well, yes, that's true. Just because you married me doesn't mean that you own me. But... if it is my choice and I choose to give you rights to my body because you married me, then, well, it is my choice, isn't it?"
"I suppose. And that is the choice you are making?"
Sue's heart flutters. This is it. He is not letting her gloss over this little point. Is she really committed to this and what it means in her life? With what she has seen in the last few weeks, how it seems that perhaps this path has pulled their marriage back from the very brink of disaster, how happy Jon has been and how happy, in fact, she has been to be "his"? It sure seems this is the path that she wants to take.
"Yes, Jon. I am making this choice. When I married you, 'to have and to hold', I committed to not only save myself for you, but to give myself to you. I grant you full, complete and total access to my body. You can stare at and caress my boobs anytime you want for as long as you want until I'm old and shriveled and you don't want to anymore."
"You better be careful there, missy. I might fall in love with you all over again."
"Oh, I hope so," she smiles.
The lighting changes dramatically in the room, distracting them both, as the scene changes to a darkened, romantic seduction scene. Bodacious Blonde Betty is getting into bed with the male lead, whatever his name is, and the audience is treated, of course, to an excellent side-boob shot.