Best cruise Ever
My wife and I love to cruise. We had several cruises planned when the shut down happened. We were excited to be able to cruise again even if we had to follow their rules. The Ships were not at compacity, so this was an added bonus. With out cruise status we were upgraded to the Master suite. We had never stayed in such a room. It was very grand. It also allowed us to go to the Suite lounge for happy hour. Which meant free drinks. We were all about free drinks.
The first night we went to happy hour, we met an anthologist from Florida. She was traveling alone. We began talking with her and found out she had been living with a guy and this trip was a chance to pay him back for allowing her to Quatrteen with him, she was working a lot at the hospital and long story short she caught him with someone else. They had broken up 4 months prior to the cruise. We invited her to dinner she declined and was headed to the casino.
The second night we met her again at happy hour, we began talking again. She began to tell us that she was hoping for some single men to be onboard as she hadn't ben laid in 4 months. Being a little tipsy, I told her that that was no problem and I could take care of that for her. Of course, my wife gave me a dirty look and changed the subject. I knew I was in trouble.
The next day we were at sea. My wife had a massage after lunch and told me she would take a nap afterward and to wake her up in time to get ready for dinner. With nothing to do I went to the casino. As I was walking around, I came across out friend from happy hour. we began talking an playing slots. She brought up the statement I made about her getting laid. I quickly apologized if that offended her. She said no she was quite intrigued and was hopping it might happen. This started me to thinking. She walked off and started playing a different machine.