Bert
My wife and I had just arrived that day at Las Vegas and were enjoying the pool. I noticed an older guy, bald, paunchy, and sixtiesh checking out Julie.
My wife in her early thirties is about fifteen years younger than me, but was at least half this geezer's age. Nonetheless, it was quite obvious he enjoyed the view of Julie in her bikini and exhibiting a figure that most men dream about—36-25-35.
I felt lucky to have found Julie and lucky she somehow fell in love with me.
Trust me, there was no way I'd ever see her being with the old creep I was now observing laying on his lounge chair and staring her up and down. No way.
What was funnier to me is that he wore a Speedo type bathing suit. I chuckled to myself that he didn't realize how foolish it looked on his flabby, slight, and hairy body.
Julie entered the pool and swam around oblivious to his stares. I was amused just to watch the old man watching my wife.
Then he rose to get into the pool himself, and I was a little taken back by his endowments. The pouch of his Speedo suit sagged and stretched to contain what appeared to be a massive dick and pair of balls.
He entered the pool and swam over to where my wife was perched on the pool's far side, on a submerged ledge.
I could see him chatting up Julie, and she politely responded. I figured this would last only a few moments and she'd be on her way. But the conversation seemed to carry on...and on...and on. After about 15-20 minutes I thought, "OK, enough."
I got up and into the pool, swam over and found my wife giggling a bit, and then turning to me, introduced me to "Bert."
Little did I realize at that time how momentous this introduction would be to Julie's and my life...
"Frank," Bert smiled, "So you're the lucky man accompanying this gorgeous thing, eh?"
"Actually, I'm her husband," I responded, expecting to set him back a bit.
But Bert was confident, smooth and persistent: "Well, you
are
a lucky guy then..." Then turning to Julie he said matter-of-factly, "Why'd you settle for this old guy?"
I was pissed, but Julie broke out laughing.
"You know, I really have no idea what I was thinking about!" Julie laughed, going along with Bert's ribbing of me.
Then the two of them started laughing together, as I stood there miffed. As they laughed, I noticed Bert place his hand on Julie's upper arm, and then rub it gently. Julie, laughing along, hardly noticed it. But it really, really, bugged me. I thought him touching my wife was inappropriate. They had just fucking met for chrissake!
Then Bert continued, "You know, if you're going to settle for an older guy you should find one with dough...like me. "
"Oh, are you wealthy?" Julie asked, amusedly.
"You could say that. Own a bunch of insurance agencies up and down the coast. I do OK," the old, creep said with a wink at my wife. God, it made me sick.
"Impressive," Julie remarked, less kiddingly now. My wife has always been impressed with wealth.
"Yeah, well look, why don't we have dinner together tonight—and hey, Frank, you can come too," the jerk joked—with Julie cracking up, "and then we can go dancing or something. What do ya say?"
I jumped in, "We're really busy tonight. You know, our first night in Vegas and all."
"Well gee, I'm just trying to be friendly...you know, spend a little time to get to know you folks..."
It was awkward, which is exactly what 'Bert the Jerk' wanted.
Julie jumped in, "Oh come on Frank, it's just dinner and some dancing. Besides, you never dance with me."
This was true. I'm just not much of a dancer.
"Hey, I love to dance," Bert chimed in, not leaving the opportunity missed.
"Frank, let's join Bert tonight, come on," Julie smiled at me—half teasing me, enjoying that I was getting jealous of this geezer, and, I suspect—half really wanting someone to dance with.
"Ok," I surrendered.
"But just for a while. Then I want to go gambling or see a show...just us," I said looking at my wife, "This
was
supposed to be our getaway."
After making our arrangement for the evening we all exited the pool: Julie first, then myself and lastly Bert pulled himself up the ladder and out of the pool.
"Well, see you tonight," he said, casually.
I looked over to my wife and was startled to see her eyes momentarily glued to Bert's crotch. When I followed the track of her stare I could see Bert was, in fact, enormous.
"Alright Bert," Julie's voice quivered a bit, "I'm looking forward to it."
I thought the phrase sounded a bit more sincere than just a formality.
"Come on, hon," I said pulling my wife away. I noticed her head swivel just slightly to take another peak at Bert's outlined genitalia.
"Come on, time to go!" I repeated brusquely.
As I looked back, I could see the old fart standing there, hands on his hips, and a big smile on his face that was meant for me. His hairy, concave chest shook just a little as he chuckled at my impotent, jealous anger, while he more than noticed my wife's involuntary gaze at his bulging masculinity.
I pulled Julie away and we went back up to our room.
*********************
After quarreling a bit about her accepting Bert's invitation, Julie took a shower. Exiting the shower, drying her hair, Julie said tentatively, "Honey, did you notice Bert's...trunks?"
I paused. "Meaning...?"
"Well...if you have to ask, you didn't notice," she giggled. "He was pretty incredible."
This comment really ticked me off. I've always been a little self conscious about 'size.' My wife's obvious bedazzlement over this old creep's endowment chipped away further at my insecurity.
"In bed we're all the same," I tried to pass off casually. But I noticed that she seemed to be lost in thought...I wondered, about what?
As Julie got dressed, I admired her. At 5'8", she was slender, yet amply endowed. My Julie was blonde, blue eyed and had a face that was chiseled to be a model's. And her breasts were still firm at 32. She was an amazing catch...and most of all, she was mine. All mine.
***********
After being led to our table at dinner, I noticed Bert quickly slide in next to Julie. I thought to myself, "This guy is really a jerk. Julie is going to catch on pretty quickly."
But Julie just giggled and looked at me, surprised at the temerity of this short, balding man.
Through dinner we chatted fairly amiably, and after several drinks I noticed that as Bert made points in the conversation he would subtly tap my wife's thigh, exposed by her rising skirt.
I tried to provide stern enough looks that Julie would get the point, i.e., ask him to please stop the touching. But she just would stare back at me, in effect, telling me it was my job to insist that he stop.
For some reason that I can't explain, I found it hard to muster the fortitude to just tell him—flat out—to stop touching my wife. I don't know if it was his smoothness, his confidence, his persistence, or maybe even his endowment, but I felt frozen by the man.
As time passed, his confidence and easy intimacy with my wife's thighs progressed until Bert was gently resting his hand on her crossed thigh, now stroking it as he spoke to her, and occasionally would turn and make a remark to me.
But now it was more as if the two of them were having their own conversation and I was just eavesdropping in on it.
As the restaurant grew louder and the bar filled, I could hardly make out what they were saying. The drinks were starting to hit me too, as I threw them down in my increasing depression from being swindled out of an evening alone with my wife.
Bert was now stroking Julie's thigh regularly and she seemed to be enjoying the old codger's advances. Then he looked at me, leaned over, whispered something into her ear and she giggled.
I wanted to call an end to it right there...but couldn't bring myself to do it.
The next thing I knew we were getting up to repair to the bar where there was a band and a dance floor.
We took a booth in the dark bar and as before he slid in next to Julie. I sat across from them with the loud music blaring, odd man out. I couldn't hear a word of their ongoing, intense conversation.
Soon, they were rising; Julie leaned over and said something I couldn't quite make out. I think she was asking me to watch her purse. Then Bert took her by the hand and led her to the dance floor.
They looked ridiculous as a pair. Bert was trying to dance what he must of thought was a modern step, but he was just shaking around. Julie looked beautifully out of place with the short, old man who could have been her Dad...or Granddad, but she danced on, eyes glued to his, and a beatific smile on her face.
I knew it was time to get worried. Nothing was happening the way I imagined, and I was afraid that if Julie had too much to drink, who knows what this lecher might do?