Ivy, Lee's wife, had gone to a bachelorette party. He had few worries; Ivy had been the most faithful wife a man could have for a blissful decade. Lee knew Ivy would be one of the most responsible ladies present. Ivy shepherded the younger ladies away from really bad trouble, as the point of the evening was to find some fun trouble.
Lee understood his job from his post at home was to be mindful of what assistance his wife might potentially need. That started with the clock. He joked with himself that he had to be a clock-watcher to protect the ladies in their cock watching. If the gals got in at ten that meant trouble: something had gone wrong quickly. If they got back at one or two then they found their relatively benign, albeit adult themed, adventure. Arriving later than two there was probably some sort of bad trouble, the magnitude of which increased as the clock continued to tick. The possibility of the trouble jumping from adult themed to adultery also rose with the passage of time. Then again, that was precisely why Ivy was going along; to shepherd the weak or impaired away from trouble, especially that kind.
Lee knew Ivy would be escorting the others home, so she would be quite late. Being later did not necessarily mean something dastardly occurred. Perhaps the gals just needed to be sobered up. As it was after 2:30 now, he began his mental checklist of what he might need. A car, water, blankets to warm, conceal, and cover. A credit card for bail and plastic sheets for the car for the inevitable vomit also made his list. He tried to smile as he forced himself to rest.
He glanced at the clock at three. There was no call for help yet. Damn he was tired. Staying up half the night without an emergency to focus your energies was tough. He drifted off.
At 3:20 he started hearing noises: bumps in the middle of the night. Lee roused himself from his very light sleep. Reflexively he reached for Ivy beside him just because. She wasn't there. His groggy mind ran through likely explanations: she's in the bathroom, etc. as he roused to a higher level of consciousness.
Lee heard scuffling downstairs. Was that furniture moving? He was instantly awake. Now he heard plodding steps on the stairs. Was there someone in the house that was not supposed to be? The footfall did not sound like someone comfortable with where they were going, or perhaps how they were getting there.
Lee rose staying in the shadow of his bedroom reaching into the hallway to flip on the hallway lights, temporarily blinding himself with the sudden brightness. The plodding person on the steps was in even worse shape. His wife, Ivy, almost fell backwards, the illumination hitting her like a physical blow. Lee was instantly flying down the stairs and had her in his arms, keeping her from toppling. Lee's sudden appearance and actions startled her again. Ivy looked at her husband, her concern and shock relaxing into an honest smile. Then she saw his reaction to her, his face wore concern, probably because he had to rush to her protection. Ivy smiled again; Lee was her protecting knight. Now she had to put him at ease.
"Slorry honey, I'm pretty dunk!" Ivy slurred happily. Seeing his growing concern, her face had shot to fear then horror in a split second. Seeing her husband's resulting happiness at the crisis passing, with the added bonus of finding herself in his arms, Ivy relaxed. Lee assigned her emotional display to her inebriation. He felt his worries melt after the back-to-back issues of a possible burglar, his wife falling down the stairs, and her impaired state. Now that Ivy was home and safe it seemed humorous. Except, had she driven like this? He felt his concern rise again. He asked her directly.
Ivy smiled up at him, "Nooo. The limo drivvver may have made as muschh as the ssstrippers!"
Ivy smiled up at Lee beaming while cuddling herself into his arms letting out a contented mew. He hugged her harder producing another sigh.
"So baby, want to get lucky?" Lee asked with a wink in his voice.
"I'mmm already lucky, I've got you, but I NEED a shower." Ivy answered running her fingers through his hair.
Lee escorted her up the stairs more by his strength than hers. He kissed her and enjoyed it, pulling back with a wrinkled nose. She saw it and asked, "I'm so slorry honey, did you wait up or did I wake you? My hair shmells like schmoke. I am sshweaty, a-and may have puke on me."
Lee looked down to where they were still tightly joined. He did not feel any wet spots pressed against him.
"Did you get sick?"
"No, it's from a couple of other girls. I schtill need a schower."
"It's after 3 AM."
"I know. I'm slorry. We had to get everyone home and si-tuated. Some were slick!"
Lee was only reasonably sure his wife meant sick.
"I felt like a chaperone on a high school field trip." She paused, "Some had some romantic strife." She winked up at him, "I had to vouch to a couple of boyfriends that they had really wasted, but still faithful girlfriends, when we returned them."
"I'm not sure you put them at ease in the shape you are in. If the chaperone is this wasted the regular party goers must be down for the count."
"Nooope! Did this after dropped them off."
She looked up, an odd look on her face, real emotion brimming. She asked her husband, "Why do gals think it's fun to get others drunk and try to corrupt them? Especially brides-to-be? They could destroy lives." Ivy completed her thought with only a slight slur evident.
Lee stiffened up concerned. Ivy smiled, shaking her head as he asked, "A rough trip then?"
"Yeah, friendly competition becomes drunk fueled bouts of "I'll show you...""
"And we had a problem with the bride to be?" Lee asked.
A terrible look flashed across Ivy's face. Then it was gone, which made Lee's concern leap a full valence. "Is she okay?" Lee asked more seriously, considering the context of what his wife had said a moment ago.
"It will be a little dicey," his wife answered glumly.
"Oh," he said guardedly.
"Yeah," Ivy looked down. "Some of the drunk ones lied to those of us keeping our heads. They were all gone for a few minutes before we realized two ladies had both told us the other was going to take the bride to be on a potty trip. You know, typical little kid stuff to throw off the parents. The little minxes had set the bride to be up for a private dance."
Ivy looked down again, her face darkened, "She was out of her head drunk."
'Damn, he wondered, was this "is the wedding still on" sort of serious?' He thought it best to let Ivy unfold the tale at her own pace. It would roll out more cogently that way. Lee wondered how bad things had gotten that Ivy ended up drinking this much.
Ivy looked down again as Lee sat them on the edge of their bed to rest her weary wobbling form. She continued to explain, "We realized the bad girls had set up the blushing bride to have their kind of fun. They had whisked her away. We found her alright; she was wasted with the private dancer's dick in her mouth."
Ivy stopped, steaming at the thought of doing that to one's supposed friend. Then she softened terrible sympathy and sadness controlling her countenance, "I don't know her husband's views on such matters. I know she doesn't make a point of cheating. She didn't get, you know, compromised in a way she could be pregnant." Ivy suddenly looked up at Lee, almost desperate for him to understand, "The poor girl hardly knew what she was doing, in fact I question she did know. It had to be orchestrated by those bitches! Even if she didn't initiate, even if she's not responsible, hell, even if she doesn't remember it, most guys would still not like the fact of it. And damn it, that's not trouble she made for herself!"
Ivy looked pointedly at her husband, "It probably wasn't her fault. Her friends got her too drunk. Why, why, push it that far? Why set this up? I really don't know that she will even remember it!" Ivy was impassioned, mystified by the acts of some women. A flood of emotion raced across her face.
Lee was suddenly out of any sort of romantic mood and in full protect mode. Ivy felt the jolt go through him as he held her startling her out of her revelry. Lee could not help but wonder; Ivy had such a strange expression.
"Oh honey, I'm sorry, I was gone for a bit there," Ivy added, looking defeated though noticeably sobered. She realized her husband was reading her face. She was startled and went beat red. For a second Lee thought he saw something. He suddenly felt ill. He wanted to ask if his wife wanted to tell him anything. He felt tremendous sadness course through him.
Ivy watched his face and gasped wondering what had he spotted? She shook her head tears flooding her eyes and finally flooding her voice. "No honey. I would never ever. You don't have to worry about me." There was something in her voice, was she speaking out of panic?