"They" say first impressions are lasting impressions. "They" also say that the average married couple has sex 58 times a year, that once one is in a marriage that is sexless for 6 months the chance of ever reviving a sexual relationship is minuscule, and that some women can have an orgasm from breast play alone.
I don't know how true any of these things that "they" say are for the general population, but quite honestly I don't give a shit. All I know is that only one turned out to be true in an experience I had.
My wife Justine and I have known a couple named Sybil and Brent for several years. My first and long-lasting impression of them was that Brent was a loud-mouthed tool, and that Sybil was a totally uptight and stuck-up bitch. However, they had basically the same circle of friends we did, and apparently my impression wasn't universal, so we often were at gatherings with them.
I found it hard to talk to Sybil because she always seemed haughty to me. The only reason I ever tried to talk with her was because I enjoyed looking at her big tits. I admit to being attracted by major cleavage more than any other feature, although I like thighs too. Sybil was by no means a beautiful woman, but she wasn't bad looking, and her tits seemed to be perfectly shaped as well as large.
In the summer of 2009, Justine and I had been married for about ten years, and were in our late thirties; Sybil and Brent were a few years older and had been married about fifteen years. While Justine and I had been passionate the first few years of marriage, things slowed down after our first kid, and essentially came to a halt after the second one. While as an "average" we probably had had sex 60 times a year over our first ten years of marriage, by the summer of 2009 I couldn't remember the last time we had had actual intercourse. Our lives revolved around working long hours with all non-work time taken up with the kids.
I got laid off my job at the start of the summer of '09, but was one of the few lucky enough in a bad economy to find another one in less than a month. The new job didn't pay as well, but it wasn't as demanding either, and once I got more free time I really started to miss sex. Justine was hard to rev up, however, so I was getting frustrated.
About a month after I started my new job Justine and I were invited to a party at a country club swimming pool. While we wore cover-ups, we also had swimsuits on, and since I used to dive competitively I enjoyed myself actually diving off the board into, and swimming in, the water, rather than merely lounging around the pool like most other guests. One of the few other people actually diving and swimming was -- to my surprise -- uptight Sybil.
My impression of Sybil started to change that day. Maybe it was forced to change because she was wearing a two piece suit that accentuated those big, firm orbs on her chest, and also revealed to me for the first time that she had thighs that could only be described as "magnificent!" Apparently, I desperately wanted her not to be the uptight, stuck-up bitch I had always considered her.
Once Sybil plopped herself down on a lounge chair and was taking in the sun while chatting with women similarly situated on either side of her, I went and sat at a corner stool at the pool bar. My seat was specifically chosen so that through my mirrored sunglasses I had an excellent view of Sybil's body. I was embarrassed to actually be getting hard just glaring at her, but not embarrassed enough to move and stop ogling her.
Suddenly an almost drunk Brent came up to the bar and sat at the corner stool next to me. His stool was positioned so that I could still easily see Sybil over his shoulder but in view of my sunglasses it would look like I was looking at him while we talked.
Brent was his normal loud-mouthed self, but instead of brushing him off, I plied him with drinks and engaged him in conversation since I had the perfect ogling opportunity and didn't want to relinquish it. After a few more drinks, he was definitely plastered, but unlike most drunks became quieter and more introspective. I thought that this might be the opportunity to talk to him about Sybil.
Since I was 100% sober, worked in sales, and was on a mission, I was easily able to manipulate Brent. I got him to really open up about Sybil.
First Brent complained about how Sybil spent her time. His major time complaint was that she had just become the volunteer chairman (I hate the word "chairperson") of a committee putting on a charity ball -- for leukemia. He thought she should be getting paid instead, although they always seemed to have plenty of money. Then I directed the conversation to sex, first complaining that "I wasn't getting enough."
"Shit, telll me wouldja. Ya know, I use ta fuck her hairy cunt alls the time. But she's nowww the ice prickness. She'll lemme finger her while she -- hiccup -- reads, but I haven poked her with my biig cccock fer a year -- hic," Brent volunteered.
"Do you think you can get back in the saddle again?" I inquired.
"Shit, I donn know ow. I jist whack oft all as the time -- burp -- now."
"Say, Brent; if I can get her back to letting you fuck her, would you care how I did it? Could I do anything I want -- with your permission?"
"Hey, gofer it, bro -- hic -- be my guess ta do whatsoever if it's getting me fukkkin agen -- burp."
With the at least tacit approval of her husband I wanted to get the same from my wife, with the express purpose of at least getting to massage Sybil's mammary glands, if not to fuck her. But first, I needed to find out even more about Sybil and test her responsiveness.
When one of the women sitting next to Sybil vacated her lounge chair, I broke off my conversation with Brent, slapped him on the back, ordered him another drink that I tipped the bartender for, and with what Brent had told me was Sybil's favorite drink -- a Blue Hawaiian -- scurried to occupy the empty chair.
"Hi, Sybil," I said as cheerily as I could while taking my sunglasses off with one hand and holding out the Blue Hawaiian with the other. "A little birdie told me this was your favorite drink and the bartender seemed to specialize in it, so I thought you might want one."
"A Blue Hawaiian? I thought Brent would be too drunk to even remember," she said pleased with the offering, but not doing much to hide her disgust with Brent.
"No actually, he was quite lucid when he told me that, though I can't vouch for him now," I laughed.
"I'll bet," Sybil responded, actually smiling and removing her sunglasses too.
"Say, you must have been a competitive diver. I saw you entering the pool almost splash-less when you sprung off the diving board," I told Sybil to her obvious delight. This wasn't exactly true, but it might help me reach my goal so why not!
"Ha. I didn't know you needed eyeglasses," Sybil chuckled in response to my remark. "I probably looked like a whale flopping into the water."
"Actually, you looked like a sleek dolphin. I was very impressed."
This discussion really got things rolling. Especially after she had consumed the third of the Blue Hawaiians I got for her, she was anything but uptight. She was constantly grinning, giggling, and freely chatting, revealing much about her personality I never knew or even suspected. I had put my sunglasses back on, and was getting wonderful cleavage and thigh views. I couldn't tell if she noticed me raising a flag pole in my swimsuit, but I didn't make any attempt to disguise it.
By the time the party was breaking up, I had volunteered to help her with the charity ball in view of the extra free time my new job had given me, and offered to give her and Brent a ride home to make sure they didn't end up a fun night with a DUI. When I collected Justine she was a little surprised by my offer because she knew Sybil and Brent weren't my favorites, but didn't dwell on it. She and Sybil chatted in the back seat while Brent gurgled in the front seat on the way home.
I helped Sybil get Brent to the door, gave her a hug which I was certain put her on notice of my hard-on, and offered to drive her back to the Club the next day to pick up her car.
Sybil was the loosest I had ever seen her when I drove her back to the Club the next day, and the fact that she was wearing a tight top and short skirt when I picked her up was not lost on me. She went to go shopping after picking up her car (after we exchanged hugs again), and I took the opportunity to call Brent and tell him I was coming over.
Brent was badly hung-over, but completely coherent, when I arrived. I reminded him about our conversation -- he actually remembered it -- and he reiterated his blessing to do anything I could to get him back in the saddle.
That night after the kids were in bed I had a frank talk with Justine -- probably the most direct talk since pre-kids. I told her I hoped we could change our lives so that we were more "romantic," and asked if she wanted that too.
"Yes I would, Jerry. But you know how hard it is with the kids and both of us working," she replied.
"I have a plan to get things rolling. Do you trust me to do whatever I need to do as long as it works out?"
With a quizzical look on her face she responded, "Yeah, I guess. Sure; sure." With the tacit approval of both spouses, I now was on a mission to nail Sybil -- to suck on her breathtaking tits and lick her creamy thighs.