Hi. I'm Kylie. I'm a babysitter and quite a good one. I've been doing it since I was fifteen and I'm pushing twenty now. Yeah, I know. Not exactly an antique yet but, I swear, watching after some of those little horrors puts years on your age. And that's just the fathers.
Mrs Willis is one of my regular customers. She's got two little kids, cute as buttons. Mr Willis is what they call a handsome man. The reason they call him that is because if you don't watch him like a hawk his hands are somewhere on you.
Of course, Mrs Willis is aware of his tendency to go the grope and she keeps him under control. She's a sweetheart, but very easy going where her husband is concerned.
Don't get me wrong. Mr Willis is really a very nice man. He has a nice personality and a great sense of humour. It's just that he also has a very active libido. He comes across as a very sexy man.
When I say he goes the grope, I don't mean that he tries to grab you by the privates. He's much more refined than that. It's just that you'll suddenly become aware that your boobs are pressing against his arm, or you've somehow backed your bottom up against his crotch.
And it never seems to be his fault. I'm not sure how he manages it. The first few times I found myself apparently pressing my body against his unresisting self I actually thought it was my fault and apologised. I soon learnt better, of course.
Nowadays when I sit for them it's like a friendly contest. I avoid getting groped and politely don't notice that he's trying. Mind you, a couple of times I've let him get away with it. Last year he even went so far as to cup one of my boobs and give it a little squeeze. It was his birthday, that day, which is why I let him get away with it.
I will tell you one thing about him. The first time I seemed to bump my bum up against his crotch, he had an erection. I didn't recognise it at the time, innocent little thing that I was, but I distinctly remember that he had something very large and hard in his trousers when I bumped him. I have to confess that now I'm older I've sometimes wondered just how large and hard it really was.
Anyway, I'm sitting for them again tonight. They're going out for dinner and a show to celebrate Mr Willis's birthday. You never know, I just might let him have a slight feel for a birthday present. Just kidding.
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By eight thirty that night the Willis's were long gone, the kids were in bed and asleep and I was settled in front of the TV, sending messages via my phone and keeping an eye on Facebook. Sometimes, babysitting is a breeze.
A few hours later the Willis's rocked up and I was ready to head on home. Before I went I agreed to have a cup of coffee with them and shortly after that I was sitting at the kitchen table with Mr Willis next to me while Mrs Willis made the coffee.
I don't know how that man manages it. I had intended to sit at the end of the table but somehow or other I found myself sitting between Mr Willis and the wall at the end of the table. Now, normally, this wouldn't worry me, but tonight for some reason Mr Willis was really feeling his oats.
I'd no sooner settled down at the table than his hand was on my knee and sliding higher. I was giggling a little as I fended him off, but I'd never known him to be this blatant about looking for a friendly touch before.
There was a little bit of hand-play going on under the table while Mrs Willis made the coffee and then Mr Willis broke it off. Or so I thought. His hand rubbed up my back, paused when it reached my bra and unclipped it. My boyfriend has trouble undoing my bra even when my top's off and I'm cooperating. Mr Willis flicked it open in nothing flat, working through my top.
I couldn't really go into the contortions needed to re-clip it, so I had to sit there with my bra loose and my face red. Mr Willis started playing handsies again, trying to slide his hand up my skirt and I admit I pushed him away a bit smarter this time.
He was laughing at me and he moved his hands alright. He moved them up to my waistband and pulled my top out at the back of my skirt and ran his hand up my back. For a moment I thought he was going to be a gentleman and do my bra up. Big mistake.
While I hesitated, Mr Willis slipped his hand around to the front and had hold of one of my boobs before I even knew what he intended. OK. It was his birthday. For a moment I let him cup it and rub his thumb across my nipple. Then I was grabbing his arm and pulling it down and away.
He let me, of course. What I shouldn't have done however, was push his hand back onto his lap. When I did that he twisted his hand, caught mine, and held it against his crotch. This time I knew perfectly well what my hand was pressing against. And a quick estimate told me that my memory of what it was like was faulty. It seemed even larger than I'd thought.
That's when Mrs Willis finally produced the coffee and I was able to get my hands up on the table and away from things I wasn't supposed to be touching.
I nearly choked on that coffee. I was just taking a mouthful when Mr Willis just pushed my skirt up and slipped his hand between my legs. I managed to put the cup down without dropping and hastily hauled his hand away from there.
That was one of the fastest cups of coffee I'd ever drunk. Then I was pushing back my chair and saying as I had to be going.
All I can say is that that man can do the sneakiest things without me noticing it. The zip to my skirt was at the side, right next to him. Somehow he'd managed to undo it. When I stood up he just flicked open the button and my skirt just went with the flow of gravity, straight down leaving me with a pair of frilly little panties.
What really set me back then was that Mr Willis just hooked onto my panties and pulled them down as well. I couldn't believe it. How could he do something like that with his wife sitting right there across the table from him?
Naturally I squealed when my panties went south and I appealed to Mrs Willis.
"Can you please tell Mr Willis to leave my clothes alone," I pleaded.
Mrs Willis looked a little startled.
"Oh, we haven't told you yet, have we?" she said.
I was standing there with my skirt pooled around my feet and my panties down around my knees and Mrs Willis apparently had thought of something they'd forgotten to tell me. Where were the woman's priorities?
"You see, dear," said Mrs Willis, "I asked Bob what he wanted for a birthday present and he said he'd like to screw you ragged. Well, I know Bob likes the occasional extra and I thought, you're a nice girl, why not? So I told him if he wanted to he could have you on his birthday. Effectively, you could say he's in the process of unwrapping his birthday present," Mrs Willis finished happily.
I felt slightly stunned. I was to be his birthday present?
"It didn't occur to you that I might want to have a say in this decision of yours?" I asked.
"Well, dear, I was going to tell you, but Bob said not to bother. It would be a pleasant surprise for you. He's mentioned how you find him attractive but held back out of respect for me, which is very thoughtful of you, dear. A lot of modern girls don't worry about things like that."
The woman was certifiable, I swear it.
"Well, if it's all the same to you," I said, "I think I'll continue to forego the pleasure of his company. Will you stop that!"
That last bit was addressed to Mr Willis. While I was talking I was trying to pull my panties up and Mr Willis was stopping me. Stopping, hell. He now had them down around my ankles, and when I bent down to grab them he slipped a hand behind me and you can just guess where he poked me. Suffice it to say I stood back up in a hurry, leaving my panties lie.
Mrs Willis was shaking her head.
"Bob said that you would pretend to be reluctant, even though there's no reason to be, but not to worry about it. He said he'll just ignore your maidenly protests and take you good and proper. So I'm going to bed, now. You two enjoy yourselves."
With that Mrs Willis got up and left. Leaving me there with her Lothario of a husband. I turned on him.
"If you think you're going to let me seduce you, you're crazy.
I mean, if you think I'll let you seduce me, I'm crazy.
You know what I mean. You're not sleeping with me."
"I think you're trying to say you have no intention of letting me seduce you, right?"