My wife and I had hired a lawn service for the summer. They came out every five weeks and applied fertilizer pellets and sometimes sprayed for weeds. Usually one or two guys came out and spent an hour running back and forth over the yard and that was it.
I had noticed a profusion of dandelions spring up across our wooded back yard and I called the service to come out and spray again. They said they could get there within a couple of days.
I had forgotten about it and a couple of days later, my wife came home in the evening with several bags of new clothes.
"After dinner I'd like you to report to the bedroom, I have a special fashion show for you," she winked as she carried the bags into the bedroom. My mouth hung open and my cock sprang to life at the thought.
Dinner went too slow for my taste. As soon as it was over, I cleared the table and my wife disappeared down the hall towards the bedroom. I soon followed her.
She had placed a chair center room and motioned to me to sit and said be a good boy. She still had her work clothes on and she went into the walk-in closet. After several minutes she returned in a nice silky robe. She sidled up to me and rub her silken-covered tits over my mouth. I opened to suck her nipples, but she forbade me and continued rubbing herself on my face. Just as I began to think I should get a condom -- our current birth control -- she froze looking past me out the window.
"Damnit, the lawn guy is here," she groaned.
"Fuck 'em, I want to see my baby prance for me," I replied, "besides they'll only be a minute, they're just spraying the back yard. How many are there?"
"I only see one."
"Fuck 'em. They probably can't see in the window too well anyways."
She considered this. "If you insist, darling," she coos. She struts around me, opening her robe, displaying her beautiful breasts, shaking them in my face. A couple of times she moves behind me, prancing right next to the window. I know she likes to bare her top in public places and I wonder if she remembers he is out there and whether the lawn guy can see her.
She whirled around me one last time and then disappeared into the closet. Suddenly, I have an idea. I walk to the light switch and turn on the bright overhead lights. If they couldn't see her before they certainly would now.
A short while later, she reappeared in a sheer peach-colored teddy trimmed with ruffles, panties and stockings. She looked hot. She danced right to me, straddled my leg and rode it for a minute. I could feel her pussy place a hot kiss on my leg. When I tried to nuzzle the tender valley between her breasts she giggled and pranced away.
"You like this outfit?"
"Oh very much, can you tell?"
"I can tell there's a bulge in your pants," she said grinning and turning to look out the window, "and I think the lawn guy has one in his shorts too. He's standing there, sprayer in hand, ogling my body from the waist up."
I couldn't see him because I was sitting off to one side.
"Well then he is a lucky lucky guy," I said.
"Well I have more outfits and he'll just have to stand there and get luckier, won't he?" she winked at me and practically skipping into the closet. Instead of changing in there, she brought out the rest of her outfits, hung them on the drapery rod and returned to her place by the window. She stood facing the window, smiling as she slowly lifted the top of the teddy. I could tell she was making eye contact and she raised the hem of the teddy over one breast then the other then letting it fall and twirling around before doing it again.
"Poor guy," I said, half speaking to my cock, half speaking to the lawn guy, "I'll bet he's all frustrated now."
"Ah, well here." she lifted the teddy over her head in one smooth motion. She was topless and smiling broadly out the window. Then she made a big show of stooping to take off her panties and holding them up on one finger to demonstrate her nakedness to the lawn guy without really showing it all. Now only her stockings remained, but he probably didn't know she had them on anyways since he could only see from her waist up.
Then I saw her point to herself as if questioning something and then she turned to me with a big uh oh face.
"I think he's coming to the front door, what should i do?"
"Answer it," I smoothly replied.
"Like this?" you point to yourself.
"Well, sure! You already showed him the top half."
"What would I do?"
"Invite him in and offer him a beer"
"I'd have to wear the robe at least; I couldn't just show up naked."
"That's fine, wear one", I said.
"What you gonna do?"
"Hide in the other room and see what develops." I proposed, "He doesn't know I'm here."
The doorbell rang. We looked at each other as the tones echoed around the house.
"You know he's gonna want to do more than watch, and I'm not sure I want to," she said slipping on the robe over her stockinged body.
"Well, baby, you know I've always wanted to watch, so you if you want to ..." I offered.
"I'm not sure," she turned to me, "I'm not really into jumping into bed with strangers."
"Then don't." I answered, kissed her cheek and slid my fingers inside her robe to pat her mons. Then I went into the guest bedroom to hide.
I heard her walk down the hall and down the steps and open the front door.
I could barely hear their conversation. I did pick out the words, "liked your show" and "don't know" and "bourbon". But whatever he said must've worked because when I heard the door shut, I heard them both inside.
I heard the soft steps of my wife come up the steps and into the kitchen. She called out, "would you like ice with that?"
"Yeah, sure," I heard his reply from the foyer.
"Go ahead downstairs into the den; I'll be there in a minute."
"Okay." and I heard deliberate steps down.
I heard the liquor cabinet open in the kitchen. Hmmm, this could get interesting, I thought.