I pull into my driveway cursing myself under my breath for my carelessness. I can't believe I've misplaced my wallet! I was sure it was under the driver's seat the last time I saw it.
I had been on my way to hang out with friends and had driven 20 minutes to my usual gas station planning to fill my tank when I realised it was missing and had to head back home to look for it.
But what the fuck is this? A strange car parked in my driveway?
My heart starts racing instantly. Palms get sweaty.
I kill my lights and park a distance from the house. I slip out of my car and ease the car door shut quietly. Using shadows around the house I slink to the back door and enter the house as quietly as I can.
In the living room I see two almost empty wine glasses. There is porn showing on the flat screen television. There on the screen Jada Fire is riding the shit out of Lex Steele's dick,
My brain does the calculation in my head -- strange car outside when I'm not supposed to be home plus two wine glasses plus porn showing on television equals... HOLY SHIT! "Oh no this bitch aint getting her freak on with another dude in our muthafucking house!" I mutter under my breath.
I pull a nightstick out of the hall closet thinking to myself, "If's she's giving some no good son of a bitch the business in my fucking bed then so will I!"
As I approach the bedroom door I hear a loud smack of skin on skin and my lady's voice squeal in delight, "It's so fucking big!"
My heart stops beating and I start to tremble with rage. I can't believe the nerve of this bitch! I hear the sound of her loud moans over the bed creaking noisily and I hear her again, "Spank my ass and put that sweet dick in me, Baby!"
I can't stand it anymore! The rage boils up in me like water in a kettle. I try the doorknob slowly with trembling fingers -- it's unlocked. I raise the nightstick over my head yelling as I push the door in hard that it slams against the wall behind it.