You'll not believe this but I swear it's true, every word. Only the names have been altered for legal reasons.
After I'd returned the cut out bits of hardboard to you on Friday morning I was just leaving, Mr Skelan was waiting for me and as we walked to the cars we fell into conversation. Straight away it seemed he asked how 'we' were getting on. Taken aback at first from his familiar approach I simple said that things were fine. Then he surprised me even more by asking me to come back to his house for a coffee, as there was something he wanted to put to me.
Expecting there to be a job in the offing and remembering how generous you had said he could be I accepted. Five minutes later I was sitting in his kitchen drinking a cup of I have to say excellent coffee chatting with him and his rather plain looking wife.
I complimented him on my drink and his home. There then followed ten minutes or so of small talk. All the time I was waiting to hear what he wanted of me. What he asked me came as a complete surprise, here was me thinking he wanted a tree trimming or some slabs lifting and he asks me straight out if I'd screw his wife. To make matters worse if that can be imagined I'd just sipped on my drink and it went every where!
He asked me in the same way that you'd ask for any simple favour. When I didn't reply he went on to explain things in case I didn't understand, do I come across simple looking I wonder. Anyway he says his wife, Mavis had only ever been screwed by him and for the last ten or so years she'd wanted another man as it were. She'd heard about me from your boss it seemed. When she also heard that I would soon be living with you she decided to make a move quickly. She'd watched for me he said most mornings as I took my sprogs to school. The highlight of her week it appeared was when I parked outside their house to drop one of them at the bus stop.
I could tell that she was desperate to take me to bed so I asked how he felt about it. To which he replied that he'd never really liked sex, he only did it to keep her happy. If he could get some one else to fill his shoes it would help him out! Turning to Mavis I looked at her more closely. I know I said she was plain looking but on second glance I decided there might be a decent bod under her M & S clothes. There was a hungry look on her face as I could feel her undressing me.