Last week I read about a couple who got their A/C fixed for free by letting the repairman screw the wife, and winding up with no charge for the service call. This sounded like a good idea as our A/C was acting up and we couldn't afford the parts and service.
This is another true story written by me, (Cheryl) and I hope you enjoy what happened as much as I did doing it.
I called our regular repair service and they sent out Jeffrey who diagnosed the problem and gave me an estimate. My husband wasn't home at the time and Jeffrey was about 25 years old , 220 pounds and over 6' tall. Oh, by the way he was really good looking and buff at that.
When he came down from the attic, he must have been overheated up there as our outside temp was 90+ and I was sitting out by the pool in a bikini. "Would you like something to drink?",I asked as his shirt was wringing wet.
"What are you offering?", he asked.
"Coffe, tea or me", I joked, and he decided he wanted a glass of iced tea. While I was getting his drink, he pulled off his shirt and sat down on one of the chaise lounge chairs on the patio by the pool and under an overhead fan running on high.
When I brought out his drink, I asked if he would like to take a dip in our pool to cool off.
"Sure" he answered, "but I obviously don't have a suit to wear."
I really wanted to get him naked, so I said, "that's okay, we can go skinny dipping and I can get out of this undersized bikini."
Jeffrey jumped at my offering and dropped his slacks, took off his shoes and socks and finally, his boxer shorts. While he was doing this, I dropped my bikini top and pulled down my thong type bottom so he could see what he might be able to get.
He downed his iced tea in one long gulp and dove into the deep end of the pool while I sat down on the steps by the shallow end and watched his muscles ripple as he swam several laps, each time as he reached the shallow end he took a really good look at my newly shaved snatch and grinned eagerly.