Alpine Affairs - The Husbands
"Okay, Will: why the fuck are we loaded on this damn airplane headed west in the midst of a fuckin' thunderstorm?"
"Sorry to be so secretive, Rob, but when you hear the reason, you'll understand why I brought the cooler full of beer and four bottles of Wild Turkey 101."
Will, sitting in the front passenger seat by the pilot, turned around to look back at his three friends. They were the husbands of the three women his wife was living with this summer in a two-bedroom apartment.
The four women were attending eight weeks of graduate courses at Sul Ross State University in Alpine, Texas, which catered to educators during the summer. Classes started the first week of June and ended in late July. For four weeks, you attended a three-hour class in the morning and another in the afternoon, and you had to complete a research paper in each course each of the two mini-semesters. For that concentrated effort, you received 12 hours of graduate credit.
While each week was crazy-busy with classes, research, and assignments to complete, the weekends were completely free. The profs understood that their students needed a few days off each week to relax and recharge, so they gave no assignments over the weekend.
That allowed the students from towns closer to SRSU to go home over the weekend, and those from distant places, like their wives, an opportunity to explore the Big Bend and Davis Mountains, or drink, swim and relax.
Will knew from conversations with a friend who got his MEd last year that those without families there seemed to flock together, acting as if being hundreds of miles away from family and friends made them single. He had warned Will that good-looking women were outnumbered ten to one during the summer, and even the most loyal would be tempted on weekends.
This did worry their husbands, but Judy and Greg had been married more than 20 years, Randi and Tom for 11, and Terri and Rob for 15, so they trusted their pretty wives when they promised they would NEVER cheat, and assured them that they would have no time to do anything but study anyway.
The men accepted that this was the quickest route to the graduate degrees that drove pay and position in public schools, as well as prestige among colleagues, so they acquiesced.
Looking at his trusting friends, Will knew their worlds were about to be turned upside down, just as his had been by the phone call. He was not happy that he was going to be the one to tell them, just as John hadn't been happy to tell him. Steeling himself, he continued.
"You guys remember talking to John Crisp after we helped move our wives into the apartment early in June, right? Well, I teasingly told him, just before we left, to keep an eye on our ladies. Apparently, he took my request seriously.
"He was off duty last night, and took his wife dancing at the Golden Stallion. Yeah, I know; watching John dance is pretty funny, but he does it to please his wife, and watching HER dance is - well, you know...let's just say she's a gifted and very enticing dancer.
"John claims this indulgence always results in hot monkey sex, so he's willing to embarrass himself on the dance floor for the reward afterward.
"Anyway, they went, they were having fun, she was getting horny, and then she spotted something that ruined their night. Our wives were there with a herd of young men, and by young, well, he said his wife thought they were teenagers."
The smiles on his friends' faces had been replaced with frowns.
"Okay," Tom said, "but we know they love to go dancing, and they told us they would go this weekend since we were rodeoing and then going to the dance. So what? That sounds innocent enough."
"Sure, a lot of fast dancing with a little belly rubbing every now and then is harmless. How about grinding butts into crotches on fast dances, grinding pussy on legs during slow dances, and giving lap dances at their table way back in the darkest corner?" Will asked facetiously.
"What?! My wife would never do something like that with a teenager! Hell, Judy's forty-two years old; our kids are that age!" exclaimed Greg. "Besides, what would a bunch of teenage boys want to do with women in their thirties and forties? "
The others looked at Greg in astonishment, knowing that all four wives were in the prime of their sexuality, were very attractive, had excellent bodies, looked far younger than their ages, and were frequently hit on by younger men.
Greg realized his mistake, but rushed ahead anyway, trying to wrap his head around what he had heard.
"Okay, Will, I can see your wife attracting young studs - she's what, 30, and she IS gorgeous! And, Terri is, what, 36? Randi is 34...well, fuck. I'm so used to seeing them as wives and mothers.... but still, guys...maybe they are well preserved for women their ages, but come on!
"How do they stack up compared to our little rodeo timekeeper, Marilyn? Hell, I hated the rainstorm because it ruined the whole day, but mostly because I wanted to spend it watching her in those tight jeans and low-cut blouse!
"Fellas, she's already twenty five. That's older than those boys, but if they were going after her I'd believe it!
"No, I just don't believe thirty- and forty-something wives and mothers would be chosen by young studs, or that they would choose to be with teenage boys! Hell, Judy still likes sex, but once a week is enough for her! What's she gonna do with a horny 19 year-old."
"So you're saying that our friend and classmate, the chief deputy of Brewster County, is lying?" Will asked pointedly.
Greg blanched, shook his head, and answered, "No, but that just seems so unlike our wives!"
Tom looked right at him and said, "Maybe your wives, but, yeah, I can see Randi pulling shit like that! It wouldn't even be the first time!
"I caught her making out with Jon-Thomas at the New Year's Eve party at Rob and Terri's. They were outside in a dark area by the garage. Sure, she was drunk, but she had her tongue down his throat and her hands pulling on his ass while she humped his leg like a demented bitch in heat!
"He had her dress pulled up, her panties pulled down, and his hands were squeezing her bare ass! He's what - 22? So fucking a nineteen year-old isn't unthinkable."
"Hot damn, Tom! I didn't know!" Greg replied. "So you think...?"
Rob interjected, "Will, what haven't you told us? I don't think you'd drag our asses into a plane and fly out in a damn tropical storm because our wives were dirty dancing at a club!"
"You are right, Rob. In fact, we wouldn't have known anything about any of this until after the fact if that deluge hadn't cancelled the parade and rodeo. When I went home to change clothes, I saw I had five messages. They were all from John, starting at 6 am. We were already drinking coffee and putting final touches on the float by then, and he left one each hour until I got home at 10:30. Every message said to call ASAP.
"When I returned his calls, he told me about the dancing, and then described what he saw in the parking lot. He said our wives and the young men left the club together, but got into different vehicles, each with one or two boys, as he called them.
He couldn't keep an eye on everyone, but he and his wife saw make out sessions with one or two guys in four different vehicles. He saw my wife's head disappear after she made out with one of the boys for a while. He also said he saw a woman's legs laid across the front and backseat in another car, but it was too hard to see clearly on the dark parking lot and his wife wouldn't let him get closer, so he didn't know who did what."
"Mother fucker! I'm going to kill my bitch!" Rob exclaimed, a sentiment echoed loudly by Tom and Greg.
"Well, you will like part of the rest of last night, but you won't like today," Will continued.
"They all went back to the apartment together in the van and the boys didn't follow, so that was good. This morning, however, they went shopping, bought 'string bikinis and itsy-bitsy dresses', as John put it, loaded the boys from last night and maybe a few more into my wife's van, and left town.
"That's seven or eight men and four women in a van with seating for seven, so you figure out the seating arrangements.