I had joked with my wife for years about air conditioner repairmen, the origin of the joke going back to some reference to her needing a plumber and her rejoinder that plumbers just didn't have the image of other workmen. One aside led to another, and soon the mythical air conditioner repairman, come to quench the heat of her sexual desires, was part of our repertoire of sexual jokes. If Jackie was going to be at home alone and I got the opportunity for an afternoon liaison with her, I'd call and ask if the air conditioning repairman was scheduled for that afternoon. She'd say they would be finished before I got home, or some such comeback. It gave us a way to joke around in public without others knowing, and it did add just a bit of risquΓ© undertone to our pretty conventional sex life. From time to time, after a particularly energetic lovemaking session, I might ask if she were that demonstrative with the air conditioning guy.
She might tell me that she was much wilder with him, or maybe she'd say no, that he always came too fast, or some such joke. I made no secret of being turned on by the thought of her having sex with another man, and I occasionally included it to ratchet up the thermometer during sex. She claimed disinterest, but she went along with it as the least of kinks she might have had to abide. She had no interest in my past lovers, exhibiting more jealousy than excitement at any recall of them, but she knew that she could put me over the top easily by bringing up some tale of her previous partners. Once, when she claimed to have run out of stories I hadn't heard, I mentioned that truth was secondary in the matter, and from then on, she seemed freer to tell me vignettes. I never ask which are true and which aren't β I think I pretty much know, but I don't want to know for sure, at least about some of them.
Inevitably, one of the cooling systems that feeds our suburban home died one summer weekend, and we actually did need the services of a repairman. I told her she'd need to make an appointment to get the system looked at, and she retorted, "Finally, he'll get paid for a visit!" We both laughed, and I went to work the following Monday, kissing her goodbye after seeing the kids off to their school buses, the routine of our mornings.
When I got home Monday night, Jackie greeted me with a kiss and a whisper, "Ask me about the air conditioner . . . later." She was smiling lasciviously as she said it, and it got me mentally aroused, wondering just what she had in mind. Later, I was reading in bed, naked under the sheet like I always sleep, waiting for her. She emerged from the bathroom wearing a white cotton ribbed tank top and a pair of loose gym shorts that gave easy access to her, a distinct change from her usual cotton pajamas. She crawled up the bed and knelt over me, as I quickly discarded the book and hit the dim switch (she much preferred dim light to bright, and I didn't want to miss this by being in the dark). Her breasts looked great, the cleavage brazenly exposed by the tank top and her horizontal body.
"So, tell me about the air conditioning repairman's visit," I said, leaning up to kiss her neck.
She let out an "Mmmm" as I nuzzled her and reached up to cup her breast. I felt the nipple, already hard, and felt my own hardness start to take shape. "No, no hands from you tonight," she said, removing my grasp. "That's too distracting. This is going to be my night to be in control. You just lie there and listen and do whatever comes naturally."
"Getting my hands on you comes naturally," I said, smiling. But I lowered my hands to my side, scrunched down so I was lying flat underneath her, and waited to see what she had in mind.
"First, did you notice that the air conditioner still isn't fixed?" she continued.
"Yes, and?"
"Well, Charlie says that there's some part that he needs to order, and he'll be back later this week to install it."
"Charlie, now, is it? And how did you come to this level of intimacy with "Mister" repairman?"
"I'll get to that. You should know that he got here just as I was getting out of my morning shower. I heard the bell ring, I was thinking it would be Cheryl, since she comes by at that time occasionally, and I didn't have time to really dress, so I pulled on a pair of running shorts and a tank top to answer the door."
"Not the white ribbed one that I like so much because I can see your nipples through it, was it by chance? Not the one you're wearing right now? And not, by chance, these very shorts that are so loose they could be obscene from some positions and angles?" I asked, my dick starting to make a more obvious lump under the sheet.
"Why yes, now that you mention it, coincidentally of course, these are the very ones! At any rate, when I opened the door, I got the distinct impression that he liked the outfit, too."
"And tell me about him so I can get all oriented here."
"Well, he's about 30, I'd guess, and he looks more like an older college student than a repairman. He has his own business with his own truck and a shirt that says "Charlie" on it β so there. He's about average height, like you, and he looks like he works out a lot β big biceps and shoulders. He's got thick, short blond hair and brown eyes and a tan, and when he smiles, he looks sort of like a younger Mel Gibson."
"A blond Mel Gibson! And you had him smiling β I'll bet! How'd you find this guy anyway?"
"Cheryl recommended him. I recalled her saying something about their heater breaking last winter and called her. She said I'd just love this guy, that he gives great service. I sort of wondered about her use of the phrase 'great service...'
"So anyway, there he was with his big leather tool belt on and his shirt opened a couple of buttons, the sleeves rolled up. He really looked sexy, and there I was, having dressed in less that I would have if I'd known he was going to look like that! I probably blathered a bit, but he came in and I showed him where the unit is in the backyard. Then I went back inside. That's when I started thinking about you and your thing about me and other men, and thinking about him and how good he looked, and thinking about how much you like this top and the way I feel practically naked in it, for good reason. Then I went back outside. I thought, 'Bob will like this story, even though nothing's going to happen.'
"Well, - and you'll like this - when I got outside, even though it was really hot out there, I realized my nipples were really pointing out under the tank top. That thought alone got them even harder, so I was really tightened up when I came around the corner to where he was working. He'd taken a bunch of stuff off β he'd taken the cover off, and he'd taken the insulation off around the pipes, and he'd taken his big tool belt off, and he'd taken his shirt off!"
I was going to ask if his big tool belt was a belt for his big tool, or just a big belt, but I didn't want to ruin the pace the conversation was taking, and I could see that her nipples were staying hard. I figured that was a good sign. I also didn't want to let the erection I was getting go to waste by altering the mood, so I rubbed my bulge into Jackie's hips from below, just to let her know her tale was working its intended magic.
"Mmmm, I thought that might be going on down there! Do you want me to stop so you can use that thing?" Jackie teased.