Before all of our guests left, I went to bed early. I guess midnight can be considered early if you're having a good time. Partied out, I kissed Tess goodnight and went to bed. I didn't stay long. I'd had just enough beer to do bathroom sprints all night, and apparently had one more good one left in me. Coming back from the bathroom, I noticed that Tess and her friend Kim were the only ones left.
"What did you do, run everyone off?" I asked, smiling.
"No, that was you, dear." Tess said, then deepened her voice. "Well honey, let's go to bed so these nice people can go home."
"Good," I said. "Look's like I get some booty after all."
"Not so fast, Ray." said Kim. "We have plenty of wine left and I'm too blonde to take a hint."
"Said the brunette." I said. "What are you saying? I'm finally going to get a threesome?"
"You wish!" said Kim.
"What-ever." said Tess, slapping me on the shoulder. "Go to bed, dirty old man."
"Good night ladies." I said, kissing Tess and squeezing her ass. "Don't do anything I wouldn't do."
"Like there is such a thing," Kim laughed.
Though neither girl was offended, I knew better. Tess would never agree to a threesome. Hell, she'd never even do a girl by herself. Yeah sure, it's a good fantasy (for both of us), but she let me know from the beginning that it would never go any further. But, what a fantasy!
Tess and Kim are both knockouts. I know every man thinks his wife the hottest girl in the world, but mine really is (sorry guys, but hey, second best isn't so bad. ;-). She is 5'4 with all the right curves. Long, blonde hair, big blue eyes, a perfectly rounded ass that feels as good as it looks, and, honestly, the prettiest boobs I have ever seen. Handcrafted double D's? No thanks. How about perfectly shaped, firm, natural C's with nipples that are always hard.
Kim is a little taller than Tess, and almost as hot. Wavy brown hair, brown eyes, cute little freckles around her nose. Her boobs are a little bigger than Tess's, but look just as firm. And both women were wearing daisy dukes and titty shirts. Like I said: What a fantasy!
Though I had enough masturbation fodder to develop a carpal tunnel, I went straight to sleep instead, hoping that Tess would want to make love later. Besides, since my mind had already produced about a thousand Tess and Kim porn scenes, I was sure to have sweet dreams. With one more look into the living room, I went to bed. They were talking. Having a good time. Not making out. Dammit.
It seemed like I had just fallen asleep when I woke up again. I didn't mind, though. While I was dreaming of getting a blow job from Tess, I woke up to find her doing just that. I laid there; enjoying the feel of her talented mouth; watching her hair gather around and lightly tickle my legs and stomach. The bed shook slightly as her head bobbed rhythmically. Nearing climax, I reached down and stroked her hair.
She stopped and looked up at me.
"It's about time." she said, sitting up.
"Why did you stop?!" I asked. I couldn't believe it. I was so close and she just stopped.
"You'll get the rest later." she said. "Where's the weed?"
"You wake me up with a blow job and now you want to get high?" I asked, with mock incredulity. "I guess if you insist . . . "
"Not for you, silly." she teased. "I want to smoke it with Kim."
I smiled.
"It's a slumber party. No boys allowed."
"What's in it for me?" I asked.
'I had a complete hummer taken away from me.' I thought. 'Plus, Tess never wants to smoke. Now she's gonna smoke it with a boner-fide hottie, and I'm not invited? This is bullsh . . . I can see her nipples . . .'
She had changed into a nighty. A good one. Both the panties and the short baby-doll top were see through. A smile slowly spread across her face.
"Hide and watch." she said. "Oh . . . do you mind if we watch one of your porn tapes?"
Our tapes are mostly regular sex with a few girly scenes. Mine are all lesbian. I rolled her a joint.
"So, where should I hide?" I asked, handing her the joint. I knew she was just joking, but it was worth a try. Then she floored me.
"Somewhere in the dark, but don't get caught." she said. "Besides, there's no guarantee you'll have anything to watch. We just decided to get comfy and get high. The movie is my idea."
I gave her a few minutes to get settled in before I began making my way (carefully!) down the hall. With only the light of the TV to guide me, I found that the chair from Tess's make-up table in the bathroom had magically appeared at the end of the hall. Sweet wifey. From there, I could see both the TV and the girls without them seeing me. They were sitting a little closer while they smoked, but not as close as I would have liked. Then I noticed that they weren't watching one of my tapes, but some chick flick on Cinemax.
'What the hell?!'
The view was good, though. Tess was tearing it up in her little see-through nighty and Kim had removed her shorts. With just her titty shirt and panties (a thong, as I would soon discover) she looked smokin' hot. Mmm . . . she'd lost the bra too.
"It's not fair," Kim said. "You look sexy and all I have is a T-shirt."
"Ray says a T-shirt and panties are just as sexy as any nighty." said Tess.
"Has he seen that nighty?" she took a hit; it was time to roach it.
"Would you like me to go get you one?" Tess asked.
Kim nodded as she held in her last hit. Tess stood up, smiled at her and walked toward me and the bedroom. I watched as Kim's eyes followed Tess all the way across the living room. She was staring at her ass. As Tess disappeared into the darkness, Kim bit her bottom lip.
'Hell, yeah! Should I tell Tess? Hell, no!'
"If she follows me, you better haul ass." Tess whispered as she passed me. Damned if I didn't watch her ass too.
When I turned back to Kim, she was gone. (Panic!) I started to get up, then she finally came in through the kitchen. She was just refilling their wine glasses. Yep, you guessed it, that's when I saw the thong. She looked toward the hallway, sat down, and gave her pussy a few good strokes. Even more masturbation fodder for me.
'What an ass!'
"Enjoying yourself, dear?" Tess scared the hell out of me, but she hadn't seen what Kim was doing.
"Not yet." I whispered back.
"Whatever."
She cleared her throat and entered the living room. Kim didn't jump the way I expected her to. Instead, she just smiled at Tess, and put down her wine glass.
"Did you get lost?" she asked.
"No silly, I had to make sure I found one sexy enough." said Tess, holding out a pink outfit almost identical to the white one she was wearing. "I have more if you don't like this one."
"Oh, I think this one will be just fine." said Kim, holding it up by the straps. "No matching panties?"
"Not with that one. But the ones you're wearing are a very close match"
I don't know if she surprised Tess or not, but she shocked the shit out of me. You see. I was expecting her to go to the bathroom to change. Instead, she stood up, put down the nighty, and peeled off her shirt. (Turns out her tits are awesome!) Tess seemed to remember that she had her back to me and shifted around to the other side of Kim. She glanced up at me, smiled, and averted her gaze back to the magnificent breasts in front of her.
"I didn't realize you were that much bigger than me." said Tess, giving herself an excuse to keep looking. "Now I hate you."
"Yeah well, they're more of a hindrance than an asset, believe me." she replied, putting the nighty on.
"Riiight," said Tess, rolling her eyes, "I bet the boys just hate 'em."
"They never look me in the eye, that's for sure. Hey," she waved her hand in front of Tess, "up here."
"Sorry." Tess giggled. She was blushing . . . and not the only one ogling. "Now who's staring?"
"Hey, if you can, I can."
They both sat down at the same time, turned toward each other, their knees almost touching. A seemingly awkward silence had come between them, until Kim finally spoke up.
"What the hell are we watching?"
The chick flick had gone off and one of those lame, late night, semi-porn movies was on. I wondered if Tess did that on purpose.
"If we're going to watch porn, there's got to be something better than this."
"What do you have in mind?" Tess asked.
"I know Ray has some porn somewhere. Let's watch one of his."
"You probably wouldn't like the movies Ray has." Tess replied.
'What the hell is she doing?!'
"Do you like Ray's movies?" Kim asked.
Silence. Tess was trying not to smile.
"Don't you watch them with him?"
"Well, yeah, but . . . " she was blushing again.
"Then why wouldn't I like them?" Kim interrupted. "Porn is porn right. It's not like we watch it for its stimulating dialogue and riveting plot development."
Tess got up and walked to the entertainment center. She looked over at me and winked as she bent down to look at the movies.
"What are you looking at?" asked Kim.
'Oh shit!'
"I can hear Ray snoring." she replied, putting the tape in the VCR.
'Atta girl.'
"Hmm . . . I can't hear anything."