This is a story including a ridiculously large penis, a jerk of a brother, a wimp of a brother, a slut of a girlfriend, and a very strange conversation with their mom over the phone. This is not meant to be a "realistic" story, it's for fun.
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While Tammy was in the shower I drover her cute little sports car her daddy must have bought her out to pick up Billie. I pulled him stumbling into the room where Tammy sat on his bed with wet hair and wrapped in one of my shirts.
"Hey Tammy I..." he started mumbling about how sorry he was and blah blah blah. He stumbled toward the bed but Tammy fended him off with one of her tiny pink feet.
"No buddy," I said as I grabbed him by the scruff, "you're drunk and need to sleep in the bathroom in case you get sick." I flung him down next to the toilet where he almost immediately passed out. He was halfway in the door so I just left it open and went to his bed a few feet away. There I pummeled the hell out of his little girlfriend for the better part of the evening.
I woke up early in the morning needing to piss something fierce. Little Billie was laying on the floor in front of the toilet so I just pointed my dick in the direction of the toilet and let her rip. I was going for a while when Tammy came to the doorway.
"Jesus, you've been pissing forever," she said in a soft, sleepy voice.
"Well, like a race horse you know," we both laughed at that and the jiggling caused my aim to falter for a moment making the stream hit Billie for a minute.
"Oh my god, you just pissed all over him," she laughed loudly.
"Eh, he's out cold," to illustrate the point I intentionally let my still flowing piss stream wash over him.
"You're bad," she playfully smacked my arm as she laughed uncontrollably. I pointed my cock back into the toilet as the last gushes flowed out. Once I was done I let the cock hang there over Billie.
"You want to do the honors?" I asked her.
"What honors?"
"Yunno, shake out the last drops," I waved my cock slowly back and forth. As I did more piss was making its way down the length of my hose and dribbled onto the sleeping drunkard.
"Oh," she said as she clumsily took my penis in her tiny hand and attempted to shake it. "It's too heavy," she cooed, "it must way 10 pounds." Her touch caused my cock to start rising slowly. "Gawd, don't you ever run out of steam?" she marveled and held onto the huge member as it grew and got warmer.
"Nope," I boasted, "that's his department," nodding toward my 'big' brother.
"Is it really true?" she whispered, "that he has a tiny thing?"
"Yep, like a little baby."
She looked down at him as he laid limp on the floor. "I want to see it," she said. She reached down to Billie and unbuckled his pants unceremoniously. Once she pulled aside his underwear she stood up and gasped. "Oh, oh no," she said with her hand over her mouth, "it really is...tiny."
I laughed, "you can check out the miniature dick some other time, right now I'd say you have bigger problems," I said, flexing my now fully erect cock.
She looked at me in a daze for a moment, but then her eyes began to examine the length of my penis and she seemed to come to. "Yes sir!" she gave a little salute and started to get down on her knees to suck me.
"No," I pushed her, "just get on all fours and I'll fuck you over him."
"You're awful," she said as she complied and leaned over Billie with her arms on one side of his head and her legs on the other.
As I pounded her there on the bathroom floor Billie woke up a few times and mumbled something through bleary bloodshot eyes.
"Oh shut up" Tammy said a couple of times in between her grunts. Her perky tits bobbed back and forth, only a few inches from him. He came in and out of consciousness a few times, at one point he reached up to touch one of her breasts. She just laughed and slapped his hand away but we never stopped pounding.
There we fucked for half an hour or so until Tammy's knees got sore and we moved to the bed.
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At about 9:30 in the morning the phone rang and the caller ID said it was mom. I picked it up, "Hey mom," I said as I wiped my eyes.
"Why didn't you call me?" she pried gently.
"Was I supposed too?" I started to wake up and tried to remember why I was supposed to call her.
"Didn't little Billie tell you?"
"No mom, he got slobbering drunk and probably forgot," as I talked the tiny little blond under the covers began to stir.
"Well," she continued, "I just wanted to chat with you because your brother seemed pretty upset."
"Mom, I can't help it that Billie gets all huffy," I said as I watched Tammy pull down the covers and gently pet my flaccid cock.
"Honey," mom implored, "you know how sensitive he is and you should be more careful with his feelings."
"Ok mom," I could feel my dick begin to stir and Tammy looked up at me with a pleased smile.
"Let me talk to Billie dear."
"Sure thing," I sad the phone down on the bed next to me and yelled at Billie. By the time he stumbled into the room holding his head my penis was fully turgid and pointing straight up to the ceiling and Tammy was greedily fondling and licking my balls.
"Mom is on the phone and wants to talk to you," I said in passing.
"Tell her I don't feel well and I'll call her back," he said standing at the foot of the bed. He had his head in his hands and his eyes had not yet focused.
"Mom," the slurping noises were getting louder, "he says he'll call you back."
"No honey," she pleaded, "I need to talk to him because we need to get this worked out."
"Ok," I said absently as I watched Tammy get down to business on my balls. I put the phone on speaker, "go ahead mom, you're on speaker."
"Billie?" she said. The volume slapped Billie out of his haze long enough for him to realize what was going on in front of him.
"What the hell?" Billie blurted out.
"Little Billie don't talk to me that way!" Mom chided.
"But mom!" Billie whined loudly.
"No buts," she cut him off and he froze into silence. He just stood there and watched Tammy suck on his brothers balls. He was also stunned by the fact that Tammy was completely naked and absolutely beautiful. Her pale skin was covered in pink hand prints from grabbing and slapping and her hair was matted but she was stunning none the less. "Little Billie we need to talk about this problem you're having with Hank."
"Mom," Billie whined again, "please don't call me little Billie."
"Oh hush," she said and continued, "I was thinking about our conversation last night about how your, um, penis... is so, well."
"Mom!" Bill blurted out.
Tammy giggled as she stretched her mouth as wide as she could and could only get half of a testicle into her mouth.
"Oh," mom stumbled, "is someone else there?"
"Yeah mom," I interrupted, "it's Tammy, itty bitty Billies new girlfriend."
She let the testicle pop out of her mouth for a moment, "Hi ma'am," Tammy said in her sweet little voice.
"Oh, hello dear," moms voice go soft. "I'm glad you're taking care of my boys while little Billie is in school."
"But mom," Billie pointed at Tammy's suckling mouth as if she could see what he were pointing at.
"Billie hush, since Tammy is your girlfriend it's important for her to be included in this conversation."
Tammy gave a slight giggle which gave my avocado sized nut a little vibration.
"Anyway," mom got back on track, "I was thinking about the fact that Hank teased you about your small, uh, penis."
"It's pretty small," Tammy giggled as she moved from one testicle to the other.
"Oh, you've seen it then dear?" mom inquired.
