"You're a good looking girl, what are you doing with my brother?" I chuckled as I checked out her petite blond frame and soft white skin.
"Hey man!" my brother Bill defended.
"What do you mean?" said Tammy, Bills recently acquired girlfriend.
"Well," I looked over at Bill as I held back a grin, "I guess I shouldn't say"
"Why? What's wrong with me?" she exclaimed.
"Nothing Tammy, Hank is just..."
"Just what?" Billie flustered. "Hey I'm just trying to look out for a girl so damn me for being a nice guy," I turned away from both of them and flipped the channels on Bills TV some more. Tammy came over and plopped down on the couch with me.
"Hey, I appreciate your concern. It's nice that William has a little brother who cares," she patted me on the shoulder.
"Well, I do care," I put my hand on her knee "and only one of the guys in this room is 'little'." I whispered to her.
"What was that?" Bill was peering over the edge of the couch in a panic as he came over. "Let's go Tammy, we're going to be late to the movie." Out the door they went, little Bill dragging his new girlfriend out the door.
Can I help it if my brother has a tiny prick? He's only had two girlfriends before this one and they both ran off laughing. He's in college now so I guess his access to girls has increased but it's unlikely his success rate will change. Still, I'm glad he's in college. I can kick around in his dorm room and check out any girls that come sniffing after Bills money.
I am going to get some money too when my adopted parents finally kick off. But Bill is bound for success. He's just one of those guys. He's in engineering school learning a bunch of shit only a little dick nerd could care about. When he graduates from college he's gonna' get a nice chunk of change. I'm sure these chicks can smell it. They're pampered little mommas babies like little Bill is.
Not me though. I don't have any idea who my real parents are but they're certainly not like the butter cups I've been attached to. My dad was a real puss, like Bill I guess, but he had the decency to die of lung cancer a few years ago. Now it's just old mom lurking around the big house and patronizing little Billie.
"...but mom, you HAVE to talk to him!" Bill pleaded over the phone. Apparently his date ended early. Bill called his mom to get me blamed for it.
"Oh goodness, what has he done now?" she bothered.
"He was talking stupid to my new girlfriend, now... well he has caused me grief and I wish you'd tell him to be nicer."
"What did he say dear?"
"I don't want to get into it mom, will you just tell him to quit being a jerk and maybe get him to come home to you? I have to work so hard as school here I don't get to go on many dates."
"Honey!" mom put her foot down, "now tell me what has upset you and I'll see what I can do."
"Mom it's not something I can really talk about with you," he was trying desperately to avoid talking about the specifics. The specifics of his problem centered on a little dick. But mom pulled it out of him and he went on to tell her the beginning of his current emotional state.
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In high school we both went out for the rugby team at our school. Bill always was a real wimp when it came to sports so naturally I made the team and he didn't. It was no big blow to him since he didn't want to be on the team anyway, (Mom made him try out) but once he got to the locker room the big blow hit him.
"Holy shit Hank!" Terry, one of Bills friends cried out.
"Huh?" I had just got out of the shower and was drying off.
"How big is that thing man?" Terry said again glaring in awe at my big dick. A couple of the other guys in the locker room took notice.
"Uh, I couldn't say." I had screwed a couple girls at this point in my life and I know they were all really impressed. Some were terrified at first, but they quickly go used to the idea.
"Holy crap, that thing has to be maybe 9 inches long!" one of Terry's buddies called out.
"So what?" someone in the back said, "Mine is almost 7 inches."
"No, dude, his is that big and it's limp." A couple of guys started calling the other guys "fags" and the conversation was quickly over... for the moment. I did know how long my cock was, though. One of the girls in Bills class was giving me a hand job in the Home Economics classroom and measured it with one of those seamstress tapes. It was 13 inches long and big around as my forearm. I couldn't remember what that girls name was or how I got her to give me a hand job; these things just happened sometimes.
"What's the commotion?" Bill came fumbling into the room like an off balance wet rat. He too was naked and drying his hair with the little towel. He too had not yet found the size of a penis relevant.
"Hey guys," Terry started in again, "Bill MUST be adopted." He promptly pointed a finger at poor little Bills dick. I could see the blank look come over Bills face and he turned cherry red from his shoulders up. It was hairless but more so it was like the tip of a pinkie wrapped in a tiny bit of foreskin. While my dick pointed straight at the ground due to the weight, Bills little pimple was hardly even big enough to stick out from the body at all.
The room blew up in laughter.
At that point I remembered the girl's name that measured my dick in Home Economics class. It was Alice, a girl Bill was trying to get to go out with him. That was a pretty funny revelation.
"Hey guys, shut the fuck up!" I yelled. They were all stunned and looked at me like they thought I was going to start kicking people's asses even though I was butt naked. "It's not his fault he has a little pecker," the room was so quiet you could hear a pen drop, "it's his dumb ass dad's fault!" I let out a roaring laugh and everyone joined in. The room was loud with laughter and Bill giggled red faced as he put his towel around his waist. I'm sure he hoped this incident would be forgotten. He also never showered at the school again.
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"So, Billie," mom said carefully "you disagreement with Hank is due to his, um," she stumbled for the words, "the size of his, err."