Abigail and I had been married for two years, enjoying all the benefits of an open marriage and a swinger lifestyle, when she asked me very matter-of-factly during breakfast, "How many cocks can I have in one day?"
I laughed, thinking she was just being her usual brazen self and trying to get me all worked up. "How many cocks can you handle in one day?"
"No, baby," she replied. "I'm serious. How many dicks will you let me play with in one day?
"Let you?" I quipped. "Like I could ever stop you, even if I wanted to!"
Abigail's bottom lip thrust out in a petulant pout. "Fine," she said, turning back to the morning paper and looking sullen. "Never mind."
Sitting there at our dining room table, sulking like a child who's been told she can't have ice cream, my wife looked more desirable to me than she ever had before. She was clad only in the purple lace panties I'd torn off of her the night before, her full 36D breasts hanging bare and heavy against the edge of the table, her bobbed locks disheveled from sleep and the hard fucking that preceded it, her shapely legs crossed in a way that only made the deep shadow where they met at the top even more alluring. She was serious. She wanted to know how many men I would let her fuck in a single 24-hour period.
"Have you forgotten about our weekly dinner parties?" I reminded her. "The ones where you get screwed by all my married friends while their wives sit in the next room, totally oblivious to what's happening?"
Truth be told, I'd always wished our parties—which involved barring the ladies from the kitchen so that, unbeknownst to them, their husbands could excuse themselves to the restroom one at a time, sneak around the back way into the kitchen, and fuck my wife silly—could have a larger contingent of male guests, because I loved seeing my horny little bride take one big dick after another. But the pretense of the gatherings was a couples' night, and the key ingredient of a successful one was knowing that each guy's faithful wife was just a few feet away as he was dumping his load in my girl's twat. So, to that point, we'd stuck with inviting only married pairs.
"No," Abigail said dejectedly, not looking up from the article she was pretending to read.
I went on. "And let's not forget that time you were the stripper at my buddy Ray's bachelor party, and took each guy upstairs to fuck him. What was that? Six guys? Seven?"
"Eight," she replied, unable to fight back a little smile at the pleasant memory. She even shifted a bit in her seat, no doubt getting wet recalling that particularly bawdy evening. The conversation was getting fun now.
"Seriously," I asked, "when was the last time you went a day without getting fucked by at least one other guy besides me?"
She answered defensively, "When I was on my period, just two weeks ago!"
"Yes," I said, "but what happened that week?" I had her, and she knew it immediately.
"Your brother was here." The reply was mumbled, sheepish.
"And what did you do with my brother, each and every single day while he was staying here."
Abigail let out a resigned sigh. "I sucked his dick."
I nodded. "You sucked his dick! Twice a day most days, as I recall. And what about that time when I caught the two of you in the upstairs bathroom, with you bent over the toilet?" Now I was really pouring it on. "Wouldn't you call what he was doing to your ass 'fucking'? In fact, I distinctly recall you saying several times, 'Fuck my asshole, Jake! Fuck it good!' Did I misinterpret those words?"
"I said never mind!" she spat, but it was obvious the recollections of these myriad extramarital trysts were making her horny as hell. Her growing arousal combined with the sense that I was going to deny her what she obviously desperately wanted was killing my lovely, spoiled little slut. It was almost time to let her off the hook.
We sat there in silence for another minute, Abigail's breathing clipped in an exaggerated show of frustration. Then, when I sensed she was about to get up and leave the table in a disappointed snit, I asked with total sincerity, "How many cocks do you want in a day, baby?"