"May, flag our waiter Nick down and order another bottle of roditas. Eric is squeezing the empty one dry and I think that he's gonna hurt his hands." We all laughed. Being slightly tipsy, we watched a much more tipsy Eric try to 'wring' more wine out of our third bottle. It was pretty funny. Rob was the DD tonight and I know that May has a bottle of Knob Creek waiting for him as payment for when we all get home.
The 5 of us were eating at our favorite Greek restaurant, Spiros. Across town, our plan to payback my ex and his whore Chloe was starting to unfold. Tonight, it was several unknown women talking in the bathroom when Chloe was present. They were going to be getting into detail about fucking Bret when she was out of town. How he was dissing her the entire time about being a lousy lay but that she was only great at pimping partners for his 3 and 4 ways. They'd gossip about how he boasted how well he could lie to his live-in girlfriend, until he found the next one with more money and better tits. Chloe was self-conscious about not being well endowed. That would start to derail their little love nest, pounding all her buttons.
It was toward the end of the meal when May got a call. She held up her hand for us to be quiet as her face became very serious. She put another finger in her other ear to hear better in the noisy restaurant. She was quiet, but the intensity of her face quieted us completely. We couldn't tell if it was good or bad news.
Finally, she said her good byes and turned to us. "We're going to need a change of plans. Rick and Diane both showed up - individually. Diane confronted Chloe on getting her drunk and telling her that her boyfriend Rick wanted the 3-way. She didn't want to be part of it, but didn't want to lose him. She started telling Chloe off and Chloe started denying it. A couple of minutes later, Chloe had enough and started taunting Diane about getting her drunk and fucked. It quieted the entire bar. Chloe was getting louder and louder when Bret tried to break the two up. Being a little bit drunk, he slipped and shoved Diane to the floor."
May stopped and smiled. "Diane's ex-boyfriend Rick appeared out of nowhere and kicked asshole in the balls while yelling at him to never hit a woman. The crowd didn't have to pull Rick off. I guess he learned something in his Criminal Justice classes. A classic case of an active defense of a woman being 'attacked' by a man in public.
"Chloe started to talk about calling the cops. Rick started laughing then told everybody that an arrest would include the whole episode and would be in a POLICE REPORT, A PUBLIC DOCUMENT. It'd be all over town before they even got home. We all know that the last part is bullshit to a point. It would take several days, but I guess that it worked.
"Shocked the fuck out of both of the assholes. They were visibly shaken. Looks like they never thought that all they were could ever come out of the shadows. Meanwhile, Rick and Diane quickly and quietly left together, holding onto each other. So far some good has come of this, besides your divorce Luce. Bret and Chloe retreated to the back of the bar and slipped out the back about 5 minutes later before anything more happened.
"All the set up for Chloe went down the tubes. It didn't happen."
We got that 4th bottle on wine and finished our meal. Then we moved on to coffee and dessert. That's when Eric's, May's and my phone started receiving pictures and video files from people that were at the bar. We finished up desert quickly and left Spiros to regroup at May and Rob's house.
Now was the time to plan the next step after we reviewed what we've received.
We downloaded several of the video files to my laptop and plugged it into my 27" 'divorced woman in grad school sized hand-me-down' lcd tv. The show couldn't have been better. There on the dance floor of the bar, their dirty laundry was aired. We could see others recording the scene too.
Diane was really tearing into Chloe about the things that Chloe's done to her and other people. She named the multiple boyfriends that Chloe targeted to put a notch on her belt. How Chloe bragged about getting any man she wanted, the lies she told, the boasting of wanting and getting Bret, Chloe's 'true love'. It was 10 minutes of what a piece of shit of a person Chloe was. Then she went full force into how Chloe now was just a pimp. It was the pimp comment that we saw a change in Chloe's face. It hit a nerve.
That's when Chloe let loose. At the top of her voice, she was totally unaware that she was being recorded by at least 4 different people. The videos showed the rest of the bar become silent and watched.
Chloe was vicious. We played the same scene several times. "...Your beloved Rick didn't want a 3 way, but you were tossing all the beers I gave you to help your 'nerves', you chicken shit. You drunk dumb fuck. You believed me? Bret got your clothes off long after Rich didn't show. How fucking stupid could you be. I'll still get your beloved Rick into my bed later just to fuck with you more. Nobody ever fucks with me and gets away with it. Just suck it up bitch, you lost big time and you're going to lose again." Then Chloe spat at Diane and started to raise a hand to slap her.
That's when Bret got between them. It really looked like Bret was going to shove Diane when he lost his footing on a spilled beer and knocked Diane down. A 6' 1" man and a 5' 4" woman? It really looked like he was going to do her harm. This was not going to be an up and shut case for an accident. Bret's actions looked willful.
The next bit happened in less than two seconds. Bret stablizezed like he was on ice and caught himself from falling. Then out of nowhere, Rick's foot landed into Bret's groin. You could hear the thud in the videos. Comparing several of the video files, it looked like Rick was originally going to go after Chloe after she spat. But Bret became the target since Bret ended up over Diane after she hit the floor and went down.
The look of surprise and pain on asshole's face was amazing. He screamed like a little girl. I particularly enjoyed seeing my ex get kicked in the balls. I was figuratively kicked 11 months ago. He was literally kicked. Same level of pain. There's little difference on the receiving end. All I could remember was how I felt when the two of them laughing at me while they were fucking our bed.
This didn't go according to our plan, but Phase One was a success. With the others at the bar recording the confrontation, the spitting and taunting by Chloe, the attempted slap and knock down of Diane, it was so much better. Some of the files I received were from people that we hadn't spoken to but that I knew. What was amazing was that people wanted me to see this.
Seeing Chloe tell the world what she and the asshole did was so satisfying. This wasn't in the plan. It was beter than out plan and I really liked it.