Shortly after dinner, and with the empty emotion usually reserved for discussions of some mundane household chore, Judy said, "Maybe its time to go to the club again."
"The club?" I replied. I thought I knew what she meant, but her suggestion was so unexpected, I wasn't sure.
"You know, Colette's. We haven't been in a long time and I think our membership is about to run out."
"Sure, why not." I replied.
I tried to say the words as if it was no big deal, but inside, my mind started racing. Usually, I'm the one trying to get her to go, and she is often ambivalent or even resistant. As a result, we usually go to the club only two or three times a year. But this time, she was the one suggesting it.
"When do you want to go?" I casually asked.
"How about this Friday night," she suggested.
"Great," I replied, and then we both changed the subject as if it was no big deal – like deciding to pick up a couple items at the grocery store. But the fact that she suggested it, and suggested going on a Friday, conjured up all sorts of delicious and wicked fantasies.
But, before I tell you what happened at the club, let me give you a little background on us. Judy is my wife of fifteen years. She is average height and weight. I think she looks great, but she is no fashion model. Most of the time, she is a conservative and respected member of the community, and she is always a loving and caring wife. She has a graduate degree and holds a responsible management position with a local firm. She even donates time to help manage a small local charity. All of this may sound a little dull and boring, but it is only half the story. When she is in the mood, she can be a lot of fun. I mean a LOT of fun. This is a story about one of the times she was very much in the mood.
Colette's Club is an on-premises sex club in central New Orleans. Friday night is a special night at the club since single males are welcome. Saturday nights are limited to couples, but not Friday night. Sometimes, there are as many single men as couples. Some couples don't like it and simply avoid Fridays, but others like the charged atmosphere and only go on Fridays. I have noticed that Judy definitely seems to like being around a group of horny single men who are hoping for sex. She is always happy to talk with them and tease, but it never has gone beyond this first step in the past.
As the weekend approached, my thoughts increasingly turned to Friday night, with all sorts of erotic fantasies fighting their way into my consciousness. "So, do you know what you are going to wear tomorrow night?" I inquired. "Not that long black dress that you wore last time, I hope."
"Actually, I did a little shopping yesterday afternoon." She replied. "I think you'll what I found, and no, I'm not going to wear that long black dress, or anything long for that matter."
"Well, let's see what you bought. You know I like it when you dress a little trashy."
"You get to see when we leave for the club, but not before," she taunted. She is usually eager to show me when she buys something sexy, so her reply seemed a little strange and I should have been suspicious.
When Friday night rolled around, Judy got dressed in the bathroom and wouldn't let me see until she was finished. When she came out, her outfit was a real shock.
"Wow! I exclaimed.
She had on a sexy red top. It was made of loose stretchy material that plunged down in the front and revealed a lot of cleavage. She wasn't wearing a bra and if she bent over or moved in a certain way, her bare breasts would flash into view. Sexy as the top was, it was the skirt that most grabbed my attention. She had on black thigh-high fishnet hose and a garter belt, all topped by a very short black skirt. When I say very short, I mean VERY short. Even when standing up straight, the top of the hose and the garter snaps were below the hem of the skirt. And the hem of the skirt barely covered her shaved pussy. The thin strip of white flesh between the top of her hose and the bottom of her skirt grabbed the eye and wouldn't let go. All I could think about is how revealing it all would be when she was dancing or sitting on a bar stool. The fact that there would be scores of horny single men watching her filled me with great lust and a little apprehension.
"You know," I said, "that outfits makes you look like a really trashy whore."
"Thanks," she replied, "I was hoping you would like it. "You better enjoy it, though. I don't get in this mood too often, but tonight I want to get a little crazy." I just shook my head as we went out door.
We live in a townhouse condominium, so the walk from the front door to the car was thrilling for me in a strange sort of way. Even though it was night and the area is not well lit, there was the possibility that a neighbor might see us. Part of me wanted one of the neighbors to come out and notice us as we were leaving. I could imagine striking up a brief conversation with the old guy next store, while Judy stood there in her outfit. The other part of me was scared to death that someone might see us. As it turned out, we made it to the car without any of the neighbors noticing. At least I think so.
In the car, Judy sat with her legs spread and her feet tucked under her, like some slutty Buddha. This caused the skirt to ride up so far that it looked like nothing more than a belt. She was totally exposed and the spread position parted her shaved pussy lips, all of which was a great distraction for me, especially when we would pass under a street light and the image of her spread pussy would temporarily flash into view. I'm sure she did it just to torment me, or perhaps she did it as a test to see if I could actually drive the car and answer simple questions while she sat there in that position. In any case, I knew she would be disappointed if I didn't say something or respond in some way. So, when we pulled up next to a truck at a stop light, I casually reached up and turned on the inside dome light.
She turned to me and gave me one of those looks, as if to say, "You pathetic little boy!" I just smiled back. About that time, the trucker tooted his horn in recognition of the view. Judy just looked up at him and waved. Then the light changed and we drove away.
Through it all, Judy didn't make any effort to cover up or adopt a more modest position. I stayed hard most of the time and began to wonder if it was indeed safe for me to drive, given the level of distraction Judy was causing. What if I had an accident? What would the police think when they saw Judy's attire? Would I be charged with some sort of sex crime, or just reckless driving? I was sure I would be charged with something, even if the accident wasn't my fault. Fortunately, we made it to the club without mishap.
Colette's Club is located in an old three-story brick building just a few blocks from Canal Street in the central business district of New Orleans. Across the narrow street is an old multi-story parking garage that we use. Although Judy had changed her seating position several times after the fun with the truck driver, she again assumed her initial spread position as we approached the garage. The entrance is well lit and there are always several attendants standing around to collect the parking fee or to park cars for those who want valet service. One of them came to my window and I handed him the $8.00 parking fee. He took the money and reached through the open window to put a dated stub on the dashboard, wearing a big grin all the time. Judy just looked at him and the other attendants with a big smile on her face.