John walked in the house after a long day of work and sat down on the couch. His wife Emily walked in and sat on his lap and kissed him.
"Happy anniversary sweetheart." Emily said.
"Happy anniversary. Give me an hour or so to rest and clean up and we'll go out for dinner." John said.
"Instead of going out I was thinking that we might stay in." Emily said.
"Stay in? Why are you wearing a sexy dress like that if we're going to stay in?" John asked.
"It is our anniversary...I wanted to look nice for you. This dress is new...do you like it?" Emily asked.
"Yes...I definitely like it. So...if we're staying in does that mean we're having a candle light dinner for two? I don't smell any food." John said.
"I thought about making a candle light dinner...but I came up with something a little different." Emily said.
"Okay...what did you come up with?" John asked.
"Well...I thought I'd do something to show you how special you are to me and how amazing my life has been since I met you." Emily said.
"My life has been getting better and better every day since I met you baby." John said.
He kissed her...Emily giggled.
"To show you how special you are to me I arranged something for us to do tonight." Emily said.
"What did you arrange for us?" John asked.
"A threesome." Emily said.
"What?" John asked.
"A threesome...I arranged for another woman to spend the night with us." Emily said.
"Are you serious?" John asked.
Emily could see that John was getting upset.
"I thought you'd be happy...don't you want to do it?" Emily asked.
"No...I would never want to do anything like that." John said.
"Are you sure? Its okay if you do John...I won't be upset. The stereotype is that all men want to be with two women at the same time." Emily said.
John gently took Emily's face in his hands and looked into her eyes.
"Emily...you are all the woman I want and all the woman I need for the rest of my life. That stereotype doesn't apply to me." John said.
Emily looked into John's eyes...she was looking for a sign that he was lying...she could almost always tell when John was lying to her...she saw no sign.
"You're sure?" Emily asked.
"Of course I'm sure." John said.
"Then excuse me for a moment." Emily said.
She pulled away from John. She rushed upstairs and into the bedroom.
"Get dressed...he doesn't want this. Go down the back stairs and out the back door...I'll keep him occupied." Emily said quietly.
Her friend Beth started scrambling into her clothes. Emily took off her dress and headed back downstairs in only her lingerie.
"Wow...that's...wow. However much you paid for that it was a bargain." John said.
"I thought you'd like it. Shall I come over there and give you a closer look at it?" Emily asked with a giggle.