A Silly Story to Mae You Giggle

Please read my biography first of all.

Some readers will have read these stories before, and I may have changed the titles. Yet, my friend insisted I join before passing on (due to being stressed out). My English is bad, as is my grammar, punctuation, and sentence construction. Please read on.

A silly story to make you giggle

By Loony123tunes

I was home from work on Friday night and went to bed because I was dead tired.

We had just finished our light breakfast. But I was hungry for her.

"I am going for a bath," she said.

"I will come too," I said.

She was running the hot water until the bath was about half full. I stripped and she stripped and I got into the nice hot bath first. She was facing the taps and my back in the bend of the bath. I call myself Submarine when we are in the bath together and it wants to fire on a passing ship.

"Well you know only too well there is a ship in front of you, what's going to happen to the ship," She said to me.

"Yes, I can see her, the boat is called 'Diva of the Deep,' he said to her.

"I suppose the submarine's captain is getting ready. With one of those long thick torpedoes," she said.

"Yes, and he is ready to shoot the torpedo into the boat."

The torpedo was getting bigger and bigger with every second that passed. And she could feel the torpedo pressing on her back. It had to reach deep inside the boat and sink it.

"The submarine captain wants to fire a torpedo into 'Diva of the Deep',?" I said to her

"That did not last long," she said.

'Diva of the Deep' raised up from the bottom of the bath.

My submarine torpedo slid slowly into 'Diva of the Deep'.

The hot water was doing its job well. Until the torpedo came to a halt inside 'Diva of the Deep.'

"The torpedo will have to go in and out until it finds its final place," I said.

"I know that I am going to help it," she said.

"There are two big hills with two smaller ones in the distance I will have to hold on to," I said.

"Hold on to them then if it gives you a better aim until it finds its final place," she said.

The submarine torpedo was going in and out trying to find its final place. I don't know how many times it took.

"Hang on, a torpedo is going to hit the 'Diva of the Deep'," I said.

"I know and the boat 'Diva of the Deep' was ready to be sunk," she said.

The torpedo had hit its mark. Throb, Throb, Throb followed by Burst, Burst, Burst. And the torpedo exploded. The submarine was shaking from all the shot blasts from the explosion. The walls of the boat held the torpedo. Pressing hard against the walls which was twitching due to how deep the torpedo was inside. The torpedo had exploded deep inside 'Diva of the Deep'.

"That was a good shot but it needs a few more shots to sink it," she said.

The torpedo was moving in and out and in and out trying to find its final place but it knew where it was heading. The second torpedo was on its way to hit the bottom of 'Diva of the Deep'. The boat was shaking, and it knew what was coming soon. Throb, Throb, Throb followed by Burst, Burst, Burst. The second torpedo hit its target and it stopped with a big shudder.

"Want a good shot, but I think it needs another shot to finish it off," she said.

"Give it a second or two and it will be ready," I said.

The torpedo was moving in and out and in and out. The third torpedo hits 'Diva of the Deep'. Throb, Throb, Throb followed by Burst, Burst, Burst. The third torpedo hit its target and it stopped with a big shudder. As Diva of the Deep' sinks into the bath after a great big shudder. The submarine had fired three long thick torpedoes and they did the job well.

"Those hills made sure of those three good shots," she said.

"Yes, I know," I said.

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She was making our lunch.

"You know there is a rocket waiting to be fired, but it needs a place to land," I said.

"Can it wait a minute or too?" She said,

"No, the button is ready to be pressed to fire it," I said.

"Just a second let me turn things off. So Cape Canaveral can launch the rocket," she said.

She reached over, and the place where the rocket was going to land safely.

"Stay there and don't move but move the landing supports wider," I said.

The rocket was in the landing space and its engines pushed it in more and more.

"That rocket was good and ready," she said.

The engines kept on stopping and starting. Then they fired up.

"The button is ready to be pressed," I said.

"The landing place is ready so press the button," she said.

The button was pressed. And the long thick rocket was slipping along the landing strip. Bouncing in and out.

"Can you stop that bouncing about and make it go in and out before it lands," she said.

" Yes, I see what the trouble is, it's those hills with lookout posts on the top. I will have to cover them both up, hold on tight," he said.

"That's much better since you have covered up those hills. And that long thick rocket is going deeper and deeper," she said.

"Hang on, the rocket is starting to Throb."

"Yes I know and the landing strip is ready to let the rocket settle," she said.

"Hang on the rocket is throbbing. Yes, it is Throb, Throb, Throb followed by Burst, Burst, Burst. And the landing strip walls were twitching like mad.

"Thank God it landed, when will the rocket be ready again and those hills need moving," she said.

She was right. The hills did need moving. And the engines on the rocket were all fired up. The landing place was there after it shook from before.

"That was better," she said.

"Just a second It must have had new engines fitted," I said.

The landing place did not move, but it was shaking and the rocket slipped in and out.

" Hang on, the rocket is going to explode I think, " I said.

"Yes, I know from the Throbs and the explosion Bursts. The landing strip welcomed it landing once again," she said.

" I think the landing place is leaking from the fuel. Dinner now, what do you say?" I said.

"that will give the landing strip time to dry out," she said.

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The night drew on, and I was still up to it.

"I am going for a shower," she said.

I waited until she was in the shower and I was in there like a shot.

"Thinking about that valley with the supporting walls on each side of the valley," I said.

"Will you move the walls out and let the water flow down? It would be better If I can see what is coming then," she said.

"What's going to come this time," she said.

"A long tree trunk wants to slip into the valley," I said.

The long tree trunk slips in the valley and bounces in and out because of the flowing water.

"The walls are giving a bit," I said.

"And the tree trunk is going to slide in along the valley nice and smoothly," I said.

The walls of the valley gave way a bit.

" You know that water helps a lot and the quivering in the valley is never going to stop. And those echoes in the valley need to last twice as long don't you think so," she said.

"Stay where you are, the tree trunk is moving," I said.

Later the tree trunk hit a bump, and the walls gave in.

"I bet that tree trunk is all done in," she said.

"It will take a little longer next time," I said.

Well, the walls gave way, and the tree trunk was done in.

"You've been loving this all day haven't you," she said.

"Give me three hours, and I will finish you off," I said.

"I will give you a blow job in the morning if you can do it three more times," she said.

"Deal," I said.

Three hours later we were in bed both naked as the day we were born.

"Kneel at the bottom of the bed and spread out wide, it's on the rise again," I said.

"So, what's it called this time," she said.

"Pure love for you," I said to her.

I stood up and my cock thrusting away. Then she calls out faster. She was shaking like mad. I held her hips tightly. She calls out that I am Cumming. I call out to myself I am Cumming.

I stood there for a minute.

"Don't forget about the blow job," she said.

My cock went from ten to a dozen. I held her hips. She could not move, but she was moving with me.

Then she cried out "I am Cumming."

"Stay where you are," I said.

I shot my second load deep into her pussy.

Her head turned to me saying "Let's go for it."

My cock was not doing ten to the dozen more like a thousand.

I screamed out I am coming I held her hips she was shaking at the same time and we both screamed.

I fell on the bed, and she lay at my side. We kissed and I held her tight.

She looked at me saying "Let's do it all again tomorrow."

"Yes, forget the blow jobs were here for the week," I said.

I smiled and we fell asleep.

It's only a bit of light reading for a change.

Thanks to an old dear friend.