There was a flash of lightning in the distance followed by a loud rumble. A thunderstorm was approaching. Stan got up from bed to clean up and a pee after a marathon lovemaking session . I was too tired to move right yet. As he past the T.V. on his way to the ensuite I suggested that he unplug the set and the satellite so the lightning wouldn't do any damage which would be less than our $300 deductible on our insurance policy and we would have to pay out of our own pockets. "Naw" he said. "I'll just turn off the set and the light switch" which he did back on the way from his pee. As I passed him on my way to clean up he patted my rear which was the most sensitive part of my body. I pushed it towards him and he gave it a sharp spank. Oh I wished he would pay a little bit more attention to my butt I thought as I closed the door. Unbeknown to me he also unplugged the set.
The next morning the sun was shining , the storm had past and Stan had left for work. I turned on the light switch and the TV and satellite as I started to run my bath. "Oh great" I thought to myself. "Now I'm going to miss my soap operas" I phone Stan. "Stan this TV is not working" I complained when he answered. "I'll phone the repairman and see if he can get there today, Honey, so you won't have to miss your soapies."
"Thanks Babe" I said and hung up and went to take my bath.
Just as I was pulling on my thong panties I heard the doorbell. I pulled them up quickly and grabbed my housecoat and went to the door. It was the TV repairman. He was middle-aged shorter than Stan, but with a very good build.
"Husband says you have a rush repair on your television" he said as I let him into the door.
"I don't know what could be the matter, unless the storm last night had anything to do with it."
"Well let's take a look" he said, trying not to stare at my partially clad body.
"It's upstairs in our bedroom. Here, I'll lead the way" I said as he followed me upstairs.
"Here it is. I'll leave you two alone while I put on my makeup" I said and closed the door to the ensuite.
"Here's the problem" he said almost the moment the door closed.
I reopened the door and saw him with the plug in his hand.
"Don't work too good without power, Mame" he said with a smirk. He plugged it in and sure enough it came on. Then he started to write up the bill.
"What are you doing" I inquired
"Well Mame, it's $50 for the service call, parts and labour extra" he said
"Fifty bucks?! Fifty bucks! For fifty bucks you can kiss my ass!" I screamed and shoved my thong covered butt at him, enough to come out of hiding from my housecoat
He just smiled and said. "Then we would be all square"