I closed my room door with the tiniest of clicks, revealing my deceit. Celia strictly prohibited any use of the back stairs in her boarding house unless an emergency ensued. An urgent situation arose for me, but I doubted my devastatingly beautiful, much older landlady would agree to my subjective claim.
Only one wooden board groaned as I crept down a winding staircase, but that slightest of mousy squeaks gave me up. Just a few feet away, her parlor door was a final obstacle, standing between me and a surreptitious escape. I might as well be a matchstick amid tempestuous seas with no chance of vanishing without shame.
"Andrew, you've avoided me for days now. It's silly."
"Fuck!"
"Never mind, fuck, get in here now."
"Sorry... did I say that aloud, Celia?"
"Yes. You're a naughty boy, Andrew."
"I'm sorry about my late rent payment."
"Oh, I couldn't care less about that. I'm cross because you've avoided me."
"Okay, well, I'm sorry about that too."
"Am I not approachable, or do you think me a cruel and unscrupulous boarding house landlady?"
"No, Celia, you've been very kind since I moved to London for work."
"Sit down and enjoy a breakfast before you rush through traffic to your office."
"I haven't paid for it, though."
"You will soon enough."
I sat down at the community dining table, glancing between Celia's stunning pencil skirt tight ass and a news stream on her kitchen/diner TV screen. I couldn't recall what story trended because my situation was dire, preoccupying all thoughts aside from the aforementioned glorious ass cheeks.
Her breakfast was an immense pile of fried delights procured from an expensive local butcher.
"I don't deserve this kindness, Celia."
"I have a good feeling about you, Andrew. You'll turn things around if you behave well and make good choices."
She eyed me studiously while I carved a delicious butcher's sausage into smaller pieces, adding a few beans and a slice of fried tomato and squashing everything onto my fork.
"I can't eat all of this."
"I noticed you worked out a great deal until last week. Are you attending the gym?"
"Not at the moment. I can't pay my fees."
Celia stood up, fetched her purse, and placed a credit card on the table. I noticed hers was platinum and issued by a private bank in the City.
"I can't accept your generosity."
"Can you be trusted with my card, Andrew?"
"Of course. I'd never steal from anyone. Although technically, I am stealing right now by not paying the rent."
"That's nuanced, and I haven't chased your payment either. We're in negotiation."
"That's very kind of you."
"My PIN is 3769. Use it to pay for your gym fees and keep that physique looking damn fine. You can also buy yourself lunch while at work."
"Umm, are you sure about this, Celia?"
"I'm positive. You can spend up to fifty pounds each day, with no questions asked."
"I could pay my rent with it."
I chuckled ironically at my good fortune, confused as to why my landlady might be so generous. She sipped her tea, eying me somewhat like a spider readying to eviscerate a fly.
"I have another plan for your debt restructuring."
"Oh... might you enlighten me somewhat, please?"
"You just get that gym membership, train after work, and then we'll talk about how you might be useful to me. Be home by 7 pm."
She stared at my crotch when I rose. My morning wood was very evident because I hadn't the fortitude to rid myself of it in the usual manner, focusing instead on my situation. Celia smiled lasciviously, glancing briefly at my constrained cock, and I found myself hoping she approved of its mass.
I stared at the credit card in my hand and smiled again at the good fortune that had changed my life in half an hour. On the tube train, I keyed Celia's card details into my phone and paid for a gym membership, looking forward to the first session in over a week.
I nailed my working day, feeling lifted by my landlady's support, although by mid-afternoon, thoughts of what repayment might look like troubled me.
Gym buddies were pleased to see me, high-fiving while catching up on all things testosterone. My heavy free weights session was a welcome break from recent self-inflicted mental torture as I sweat profusely and broke muscle fibers under extreme pressure while re-engaging an under-exercised body.
In a hormonal ecstasy, I bathed under a hot shower, revived and replenished, finally feeling properly horny.
When I reached home, all negative thoughts were expunged, aside from a slight nagging doubt about Celia's plan for my repayment.
I'm sure she won't fuck me. A beautiful woman like her cannot lack fuck-buddy's.
"Hello, Andrew. Come and sit with me."
"Hi, Celia. I feel so much better this evening, thank you."
I slid her platinum card across the dining room table. She glanced at it, then me, ignored both, and poured us coffee.
"You didn't eat lunch."
"How do you know?"
"My phone banking app tells me everything I need to know."
"I felt it would be taking advantage."
"I gave my consent."
"I'm sorry, Celia."
"It's fine. Would you strip naked for me, please?"
"Umm... w-w-what?"
"You heard me, Andrew. Be a good boy and remove all of your clothes."
"What for?"
She eyed me like a headmistress about to cane a naughty boy. I felt stirred by her disposition, commanding tone, and gentle expression, convincing me not to worry. I stood up and removed my clothes, folding and placing each garment on a nearby chair.
My cock was already semi-hard.
"I knew it."
"Knew what?"
"That you'd be uncircumcised and no less than nine inches long with the girth of a soda can."
"Do I please you, Celia?"
"Definitely. We'll make lots of money together, you and I."
Her words filled me with terror, and an icy bolt ran up my spine, causing a stabbing pain in my head. My hands felt cold, and my brain screamed to run away, so I glanced at my clothes.
"Run if you like; stay and hear me out if you want to."
"I don't understand."
She stood up, strolled to me, and cupped both my balls gently in one palm. When she squeezed, my cheeks puffed, and my nostrils flared. Her grip relaxed, and gentle fingers played a pianist tune-up my almost ten-inch shaft until she reached the head of my cock.
"Blue veins on a gnarly cock this length and girth are in big demand."
"Y-Y-You'll make me a prostitute?"
"You'll make yourself a paid bull, dear. I won't ever make you do anything."
"What the fuck, Celia? I thought you wanted to fuck me for a minute."
"Maybe. But I don't need a fuck buddy today."
"What do you need?"
"You'll figure that out in time."
"What do you need from me today, then?"
She kneeled down, closely inspecting my cock before peeling back a heavily cream-laden foreskin that oozed more pre-cum than a breeding stallion.
"Oh fuck, Celia... please!"
"Do you enjoy having your cock sucked, Andrew?"
"Yes, yes... oh fucking please, yes."
She sniffed my glans, inhaling deeply several times, and I saw a wry, lewd smile curl gently on her beautifully full lips. She licked the tiny slit, taking musky man cream that oozed out, flicking gently with a sharp tongue before sucking my entire cock head, bobbing up and down for a dozen or more strokes.
When she stopped, I felt deflated. When Celia stood up, I was a rampant lion and putty in her hands.
"You'll do."
"Do for what, Celia... fucking what? Please explain."
"Do you need to fuck right now, Andrew?"
"Yes! Fucking yes, please... please. I'd fuck a cracked plate right now."
"Your first client is waiting in our front room. She's here for blowjob training. Your cock is too generous for her mouth to deep throat, but she can try sucking you off and learn through failure."
"Blowjob training?"
"Yes. She's only just turned eighteen, has never been fucked, and her father wants the girl prepared for marriage."
"Marriage to her dad?"
"Don't be silly. He's paying for the training she's asked for. The girl is a virgin and not to be touched by you in the hymen department."
I fell backward and naked onto a smart chocolate-colored leather couch while Celia laughed hysterically at me.
"Let me get this straight. You're my pimp?"
"Sort of, but I prefer to see us as business partners."
"Okay... and right now, you want me to present my cock to an eighteen-year-old virgin for her to practice oral sex on?"
"Perfect. You're a clever boy, Andrew. Don't forget that you can't fuck her."
"Does she have a boyfriend?"
"According to Dad, yes."
"Dad, who is paying for her daughter to have a cock available for blowjob training?"
"You're making it sound weird, Andrew."
"It is fucking weird."
"Dad's paying five hundred pounds each for ten sessions."
"Five grand?"
"Yes. We'll split 50/50 minus what you spend on my credit card each day. We can settle up daily or weekly per your wishes, Andrew."
"And minus my rent, of course."