I'm a housepainter, and a married mother of two. While it's not a typical career choice, I love my job. I can get my husband off to his office, the kids off to school, head off to my current project for six full hours, and get home in time to get my kids off the bus.
I was on day two of a smallish job repainting three rooms in a decent-sized home. The clients were 'empty nesters' and had children all grown up and out of the house. There were a few other contractors in and out of the place while I was there, but it was the electrician that caught my attention. Mark was a tall, thin, heavily tattooed guy just shy of thirty. He knew his shit and was nice enough (which I can't say for all the others), but he had always treated me right when on jobs at the same place.
He was working on wiring in a home theater system, and he sought me out because he had to go into the attic. He told me "If I'm not back down in 20 minutes, come yell and look for me." I knew why he asked me that -- it's the reason electricians make the most money. Who else would go into a 140 degree crawlspace in the dead of summer to string new wires? You would need to pay me what they make to do it. He went up there once, and was back down in 18 minutes, already drenched with sweat. He chilled out about ten minutes then went back up for round two. He came back down as I was starting to walk towards the attic ladder to check on him, and by this point he was completely drenched with sweat. His dark green coveralls were stuck to him, his face flush with sweat. His heavily tattooed arms were glistening with sweat from wrist to shoulder. This time, he waited about 20 minutes, then went up again. In about ten minutes, I heard him yell loudly and I met him at the ladder. He had managed to catch himself on something up there. Whatever it was, it had torn into the hip of his coveralls and drawn blood.
The mother in me came out, and I guided his sweaty, grimacing body into the nearby bathroom. I had him lean against the sink, and proceeded to find something to clean him up and inspect the damage. He asked me "Well, how bad does it look?"
"Not bad...you won't need stitches...less of a knife wound and more like road rash." I could feel him relax as I said that he wouldn't need stitches. I worked at cleaning the scrape. It was the size of my hand, but just skin deep. His coveralls were trashed, and I could see that whatever caught him had done a number on his underwear as well. They were mostly torn, with just the black waistband still intact on his hip. I continued, "You know that tattoo of a dragon on your hip? He'll need a new wing once you heal up. What happened up there?"
As he told me about feeling something catch him, I felt my eyes wandering a bit. I could see an area the size of a dinner plate on his hip and ass, and I didn't see a single patch of bare, uninked skin. Even through the tattoos, his ass looked incredible -- it was strong, tight, and toned. My eyes lingered and looked around, and that's when I saw something glimmer...
"Um, what's going on there" I managed to stammer
Mark looked at me then realized I was looking at his crotch. "It's called a Prince Albert. It's a piercing"
"Oh shit, didn't that hurt?" I had my ears pierced, but that was such a tiny bit of flesh to pierce. There was a good 3/4 of an inch of his manhood that had been penetrated by a needle to put that ring in.
"It did, for a bit, but it's fuckin awesome now."